Danny Hewson
@dannyhewson.bsky.social
Definitely not a seagull. Arch-prognosticator and futurist.
D&D DM. 40K painter. Writer of weird fiction.
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https://dannysworldofstuff.com
D&D DM. 40K painter. Writer of weird fiction.
🏳️🌈
https://dannysworldofstuff.com
“AI-enabled wood” is already heavily advertised on YouTube. Usually with a link to an app and a picture of an anime girl with huge boobs.
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 AM
“AI-enabled wood” is already heavily advertised on YouTube. Usually with a link to an app and a picture of an anime girl with huge boobs.
“Hammond you idiot, you’ve collided with the overhead gantry!”
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 AM
“Hammond you idiot, you’ve collided with the overhead gantry!”
Time spent watching Bottom is never wasted.
November 22, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Time spent watching Bottom is never wasted.
First car, here. There were probably vacuum cleaners worth more than that machine, and the insurance cost more than the car, but it was mine.
November 4, 2025 at 11:53 AM
First car, here. There were probably vacuum cleaners worth more than that machine, and the insurance cost more than the car, but it was mine.
Am I the only one that doesn’t want my criticism listened to? I want to see the story you want to tell, not my version of it. If I wanted that I’d write the fanfic myself.
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Am I the only one that doesn’t want my criticism listened to? I want to see the story you want to tell, not my version of it. If I wanted that I’d write the fanfic myself.
All hail the Cantonese chicken.
November 3, 2025 at 11:20 AM
All hail the Cantonese chicken.
“A world of unremitting horror, where the world is ground under the boot of mighty Britannia, but everyone’s too off their tits to care about it.”
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“A world of unremitting horror, where the world is ground under the boot of mighty Britannia, but everyone’s too off their tits to care about it.”
Who sets the clock on the oven? We just turn ours off at the wall.
October 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Who sets the clock on the oven? We just turn ours off at the wall.
No. Job sounds awful. Have you considered building yourself a seasonal cocoon?
October 6, 2025 at 9:24 AM
No. Job sounds awful. Have you considered building yourself a seasonal cocoon?
“Won’t somebody please think of the norms? And what about the decorum?”
Do you think they’ll have learned the lesson this time?
Okay, even I can’t say THAT with a straight face.
Do you think they’ll have learned the lesson this time?
Okay, even I can’t say THAT with a straight face.
September 20, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Won’t somebody please think of the norms? And what about the decorum?”
Do you think they’ll have learned the lesson this time?
Okay, even I can’t say THAT with a straight face.
Do you think they’ll have learned the lesson this time?
Okay, even I can’t say THAT with a straight face.
One of my favourite characters was supposed to be an extra in one scene. He turned up, refused to leave, and promoted himself to co-protagonist status.
This shit really does happen.
This shit really does happen.
August 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
One of my favourite characters was supposed to be an extra in one scene. He turned up, refused to leave, and promoted himself to co-protagonist status.
This shit really does happen.
This shit really does happen.
You know, whenever you put out one of these, for days after I keep thinking of strange things you could do to Jonathan.
August 20, 2025 at 8:26 PM
You know, whenever you put out one of these, for days after I keep thinking of strange things you could do to Jonathan.
You’re not my real dad, you can’t tell me what to do!
*shambles gloomwards*
*shambles gloomwards*
August 19, 2025 at 6:46 PM
You’re not my real dad, you can’t tell me what to do!
*shambles gloomwards*
*shambles gloomwards*
That includes Banana Goose, glow in the dark goose, Commander Quackers, an empty 32MM base, The Golden Goose, a chaos cultist, Jacob Geese-Mogg, Sephiroth, Nerf Goose, Pennywise the Dancing Goose, pride flag rainbow goose, and Blitzø.
August 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
That includes Banana Goose, glow in the dark goose, Commander Quackers, an empty 32MM base, The Golden Goose, a chaos cultist, Jacob Geese-Mogg, Sephiroth, Nerf Goose, Pennywise the Dancing Goose, pride flag rainbow goose, and Blitzø.
Remember the twelve special geese?
August 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Remember the twelve special geese?
Shame on you. Boohissboo.
August 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Shame on you. Boohissboo.