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December 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Hashtag thoughts and prayers
Any time I see Lian Bichsel all I can think of is Deuce Bigalow. I am a child.
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Any time I see Lian Bichsel all I can think of is Deuce Bigalow. I am a child.
Tater snoring like he worked a 12 hour shift in the mine.
December 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Tater snoring like he worked a 12 hour shift in the mine.
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The rookie adult film star was nervous about
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The rookie adult film star was nervous about
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We’re all trying to find the guy who forced Lane Kiffin take a new job at a conference rival instead of coaching the very good team in the playoff that he’s been coaching for years
November 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
We’re all trying to find the guy who forced Lane Kiffin take a new job at a conference rival instead of coaching the very good team in the playoff that he’s been coaching for years
Damn, the saints actually executed an onside kick and miss out by half a foot.
November 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Damn, the saints actually executed an onside kick and miss out by half a foot.
West coast teams playing the early east coast game are always sus.
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
West coast teams playing the early east coast game are always sus.
Interesting call from McLaren there.
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Interesting call from McLaren there.
I feel like we’re all Duke fans for a day.
If Duke beats Virginia next weekend, there is a very real possibility of two Group of 5 champions making the CFP.
November 30, 2025 at 5:00 AM
I feel like we’re all Duke fans for a day.
I like how the ref was signaling touchdown before Simpson even got to the goal line.
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I like how the ref was signaling touchdown before Simpson even got to the goal line.
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Damn, Deuce Alexander is fast af
November 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Damn, Deuce Alexander is fast af
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
It's Black Friday, a big day for us at The Onion, since we rely almost entirely on your memberships.
Our goal for 2026? More print subscribers than the Washington Post.
This is, somehow, feasible.
So sign up! A year of print is $75 for the year today. Help us do a very funny thing.
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It’s a victory Friday
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
It’s a victory Friday
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Hell yeah bitches!
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hell yeah bitches!
Sorry to all the tech fans
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Sorry to all the tech fans
Helluva catch
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Helluva catch
A pick six here would be super great for the cowboys defense
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
A pick six here would be super great for the cowboys defense
Maybe if he had looked at Hunt that would have been a completion?
November 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Maybe if he had looked at Hunt that would have been a completion?
DB’s just quit covering to watch the pash rush?
November 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
DB’s just quit covering to watch the pash rush?
SpongeBob shitting a brick made me laugh out loud
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
SpongeBob shitting a brick made me laugh out loud
That OPI is really on Dak. Can’t fake a run and then throw it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
That OPI is really on Dak. Can’t fake a run and then throw it.
Thank you, Pittsburgh
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Thank you, Pittsburgh