Danny Page
@danny.page
Sports, numbers, computers, pictures of blue skies. He/him.
Home page: https://danny.page
Twitter: Twitter.com/dannypage
My own Mastodon instance: banter.danny.page/@danny
Home page: https://danny.page
Twitter: Twitter.com/dannypage
My own Mastodon instance: banter.danny.page/@danny
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Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
lol the Schumer & Senate Dems caved to one of the worst people in the world
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
lol the Schumer & Senate Dems caved to one of the worst people in the world
tired: bluesky
wired: aurora sky
wired: aurora sky
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
tired: bluesky
wired: aurora sky
wired: aurora sky
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Auroras at great falls @capitalweather.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Auroras at great falls @capitalweather.bsky.social
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in Paris, I had to see a same-day doctor & I found one. was gravely warned that, as a foreigner, I’d have to pay 32 euros & I laughed & laughed
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
My ACA current plan is going from $385/mo to $821/mo.
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
in Paris, I had to see a same-day doctor & I found one. was gravely warned that, as a foreigner, I’d have to pay 32 euros & I laughed & laughed
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
a friend there said “make sure you get X kind of doctor, not Y, because the Y kind charges 74 WHOLE EUROS” & once again I bitterly, bitterly laughed 😭
I went through the entire chain until <deleted> and not a single person reposted an iconic fictional band with THE best single of them all. might even call it a one-hit wonder.
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I went through the entire chain until <deleted> and not a single person reposted an iconic fictional band with THE best single of them all. might even call it a one-hit wonder.
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I saw @sarahjeong.bsky.social got people talking about three cueing today and this, to me, was the most damning fucking part of the article
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I saw @sarahjeong.bsky.social got people talking about three cueing today and this, to me, was the most damning fucking part of the article
man, Twitter really spoiled me for how good its search was. It could pluck out tweets from 15 years ago based on a random few words. Bluesky is barely up to the task to return posts from the last 24 hours on non-trending terms.
November 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
man, Twitter really spoiled me for how good its search was. It could pluck out tweets from 15 years ago based on a random few words. Bluesky is barely up to the task to return posts from the last 24 hours on non-trending terms.
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Farewell to the quote goat
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Farewell to the quote goat
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this is the same as ‘we can’t moderate the platform we built because it’s not that serious’ to me
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
this is the same as ‘we can’t moderate the platform we built because it’s not that serious’ to me
[deep within MI6]
*a scientist stands before a naked man, floating silently in suspension*
*M comes up behind him, having just seen James Bond (Craig) blown to smitheens*
M: “James Bond is dead. Long live James Bond.”
*the scientist pushes the button to thaw the man, the James Bond theme plays*
*a scientist stands before a naked man, floating silently in suspension*
*M comes up behind him, having just seen James Bond (Craig) blown to smitheens*
M: “James Bond is dead. Long live James Bond.”
*the scientist pushes the button to thaw the man, the James Bond theme plays*
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
[deep within MI6]
*a scientist stands before a naked man, floating silently in suspension*
*M comes up behind him, having just seen James Bond (Craig) blown to smitheens*
M: “James Bond is dead. Long live James Bond.”
*the scientist pushes the button to thaw the man, the James Bond theme plays*
*a scientist stands before a naked man, floating silently in suspension*
*M comes up behind him, having just seen James Bond (Craig) blown to smitheens*
M: “James Bond is dead. Long live James Bond.”
*the scientist pushes the button to thaw the man, the James Bond theme plays*
Bluesky, with 40 million accounts ... is still In Beta.
November 11, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Bluesky, with 40 million accounts ... is still In Beta.
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006-7
Just call the series The Double 0s and make it about all the 00# folks.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
006-7
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Dems will almost certainly flip one seat on Utah's new congressional map if it stands.
It creates a safely blue Harris+24 seat in Salt Lake City, replacing a GOP gerrymander that split the SLC area four ways to ensure every seat was dark red.
Interactive map: davesredistricting.org/join/cf1048c...
It creates a safely blue Harris+24 seat in Salt Lake City, replacing a GOP gerrymander that split the SLC area four ways to ensure every seat was dark red.
Interactive map: davesredistricting.org/join/cf1048c...
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Dems will almost certainly flip one seat on Utah's new congressional map if it stands.
It creates a safely blue Harris+24 seat in Salt Lake City, replacing a GOP gerrymander that split the SLC area four ways to ensure every seat was dark red.
Interactive map: davesredistricting.org/join/cf1048c...
It creates a safely blue Harris+24 seat in Salt Lake City, replacing a GOP gerrymander that split the SLC area four ways to ensure every seat was dark red.
Interactive map: davesredistricting.org/join/cf1048c...
Most GMs would be better served by in-action. Trading away your best player for peanuts is something a potato would not do.
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/better-free-...
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/better-free-...
Who Had A Better Free Agency Day: Dave Nonis or a Potato?
While trying to figure out what the Leafs' roster looks like right now, I thought I'd ask the tough question: Did Dave Nonis out-GM a potato?
www.pensionplanpuppets.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Most GMs would be better served by in-action. Trading away your best player for peanuts is something a potato would not do.
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/better-free-...
www.pensionplanpuppets.com/better-free-...
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Shams even got the exact time of the meeting. They want this guy banished to the Phantom Zone.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Shams even got the exact time of the meeting. They want this guy banished to the Phantom Zone.
Time to bring back… James Pond.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Time to bring back… James Pond.
hockey romance novelists are gonna have a field day with this
Brandon Duhaime’s ‘dog walk’ goes international russianmachineneverbreaks.com/2025/11/11/b...
Brandon Duhaime’s ‘dog walk’ goes international
Not only is Brandon Duhaime a bona fide checking-line forward in the NHL, but he's also becoming an inspiration across the world.…
russianmachineneverbreaks.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
hockey romance novelists are gonna have a field day with this
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Horowitz is really just being a Fleming lore purist as ever (he has spoken negatively about the films lack of canoncial thread before), but if the people in the writers room for the new film are genuinely this thick, given by the film franchise's extremely lax rules, they're already fucked
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Horowitz is really just being a Fleming lore purist as ever (he has spoken negatively about the films lack of canoncial thread before), but if the people in the writers room for the new film are genuinely this thick, given by the film franchise's extremely lax rules, they're already fucked
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The Analytics don’t always say go for it!!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The Analytics don’t always say go for it!!!!!
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
this is like the end of the monty python “philosophers playing soccer” sketch: a lotta nothing for most do the game and then, Eureka!
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
this is like the end of the monty python “philosophers playing soccer” sketch: a lotta nothing for most do the game and then, Eureka!
Huh, TIL that you can use a gamepad for web pages natively, all browsers support it via javascript. I don’t think I’ve ever come across this before as an option.
www.voorhoede.nl/en/blog/navi...
www.voorhoede.nl/en/blog/navi...
Navigating the web with a gamepad
We typically use a mouse, a keyboard or touch to navigate the web. What if you could use your gamepad?
www.voorhoede.nl
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Huh, TIL that you can use a gamepad for web pages natively, all browsers support it via javascript. I don’t think I’ve ever come across this before as an option.
www.voorhoede.nl/en/blog/navi...
www.voorhoede.nl/en/blog/navi...
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whenever a team's first score is a safety i just want a 4. just let me see one absolutely hideous 4 in my lifetime
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
whenever a team's first score is a safety i just want a 4. just let me see one absolutely hideous 4 in my lifetime