Dan Matthews
@danmatthews.me
Laravel developer. Building charity software over at @socialsync.io.
Haven’t seen it done yet, so…
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Haven’t seen it done yet, so…
Red baiting is so pathetic, the billionaires are scared.
November 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Red baiting is so pathetic, the billionaires are scared.
The Zodiac Killer has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
November 4, 2025 at 8:57 AM
The Zodiac Killer has endorsed Andrew Cuomo
Thank god she sleeps like 2 hours at a time. 😍
November 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Thank god she sleeps like 2 hours at a time. 😍
Quick PHPStorm pro tip: adding "@formatter:off" to the top of a blade markdown email file will stop it automatically indenting on save and turning your entire markdown block into a code block.
This is handy because it leaves the auto-formatter on for all other blade files.
This is handy because it leaves the auto-formatter on for all other blade files.
October 30, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Quick PHPStorm pro tip: adding "@formatter:off" to the top of a blade markdown email file will stop it automatically indenting on save and turning your entire markdown block into a code block.
This is handy because it leaves the auto-formatter on for all other blade files.
This is handy because it leaves the auto-formatter on for all other blade files.
Everyone, this is Olive.
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Everyone, this is Olive.
Oh, have I managed to order it from a none-official source?
I ordered from a link I could have sworn you posted, but maybe it was someone in reply to one of your posts instead 🤔
If i have, nevermind! My fault.
I ordered from a link I could have sworn you posted, but maybe it was someone in reply to one of your posts instead 🤔
If i have, nevermind! My fault.
October 7, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Oh, have I managed to order it from a none-official source?
I ordered from a link I could have sworn you posted, but maybe it was someone in reply to one of your posts instead 🤔
If i have, nevermind! My fault.
I ordered from a link I could have sworn you posted, but maybe it was someone in reply to one of your posts instead 🤔
If i have, nevermind! My fault.
Puns, all the puns, all the time.
(my team are rolling their eyes right now).
(my team are rolling their eyes right now).
October 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Puns, all the puns, all the time.
(my team are rolling their eyes right now).
(my team are rolling their eyes right now).
This is my fave bit...
(Pub joke aside, it's a lovely little building within a building).
(Pub joke aside, it's a lovely little building within a building).
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 AM
This is my fave bit...
(Pub joke aside, it's a lovely little building within a building).
(Pub joke aside, it's a lovely little building within a building).
Me watching Zack Polanski say things like "I'd be willing to risk my freedom to say a genocide is happening in gaza".
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Me watching Zack Polanski say things like "I'd be willing to risk my freedom to say a genocide is happening in gaza".
These little Tapo smart buttons are great. This one in my office is a single click to turn my airbrush compressor on/off, double click toggles a fan heater, and holding it toggles my lamp.
September 18, 2025 at 9:36 AM
These little Tapo smart buttons are great. This one in my office is a single click to turn my airbrush compressor on/off, double click toggles a fan heater, and holding it toggles my lamp.
I love this quote so much, and I’ll fight every chance I get.
But gosh it’s oppressive.
I find this excerpt from Nemik’s manifesto in Andor to be super helpful when I feel like this. It feels hopeful but pragmatic.
But gosh it’s oppressive.
I find this excerpt from Nemik’s manifesto in Andor to be super helpful when I feel like this. It feels hopeful but pragmatic.
September 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I love this quote so much, and I’ll fight every chance I get.
But gosh it’s oppressive.
I find this excerpt from Nemik’s manifesto in Andor to be super helpful when I feel like this. It feels hopeful but pragmatic.
But gosh it’s oppressive.
I find this excerpt from Nemik’s manifesto in Andor to be super helpful when I feel like this. It feels hopeful but pragmatic.
September 10, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Let me introduce last night’s work in progress: The Crimson Bastards. Need some highlights and the rest of the squad finished up and then I’ll drop some lore.
Also: any ideas for a shoulder pad colour that would work for veterans?
Also: any ideas for a shoulder pad colour that would work for veterans?
September 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Let me introduce last night’s work in progress: The Crimson Bastards. Need some highlights and the rest of the squad finished up and then I’ll drop some lore.
Also: any ideas for a shoulder pad colour that would work for veterans?
Also: any ideas for a shoulder pad colour that would work for veterans?
Replying to every question someone asks me on Slack with this and then never replying or just sending something that's straight up wrong.
September 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Replying to every question someone asks me on Slack with this and then never replying or just sending something that's straight up wrong.
The duality love/hate of Games Workshop:
They'll aggressively litigiously strike down anyone using their IP to the point that fun things in the ecosystem struggle.
...But tell them there's an issue with your order and they'll next-day delivery you a full replacement at no cost.
They'll aggressively litigiously strike down anyone using their IP to the point that fun things in the ecosystem struggle.
...But tell them there's an issue with your order and they'll next-day delivery you a full replacement at no cost.
September 2, 2025 at 3:40 PM
The duality love/hate of Games Workshop:
They'll aggressively litigiously strike down anyone using their IP to the point that fun things in the ecosystem struggle.
...But tell them there's an issue with your order and they'll next-day delivery you a full replacement at no cost.
They'll aggressively litigiously strike down anyone using their IP to the point that fun things in the ecosystem struggle.
...But tell them there's an issue with your order and they'll next-day delivery you a full replacement at no cost.