Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery
@danlomax.bsky.social
Who's gonna tell him about shit posters?
October 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Who's gonna tell him about shit posters?
Who's gonna tell him about nursing home Chlamydia?
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Who's gonna tell him about nursing home Chlamydia?
Who's gonna tell him about menopause
October 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Who's gonna tell him about menopause
I don't understand a smear campaign based on "Katie Porter is secretly mean." This isn't a Klobuchar situation. She's been openly a jerk this whole time. It is a selling point for her.
October 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I don't understand a smear campaign based on "Katie Porter is secretly mean." This isn't a Klobuchar situation. She's been openly a jerk this whole time. It is a selling point for her.
Forbidden YouTube ARG
October 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Forbidden YouTube ARG
Nobody else writes songs like Four Winds or Classic Cars when they hit the mainstream, either
October 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Nobody else writes songs like Four Winds or Classic Cars when they hit the mainstream, either
Meanwhile, I've aged like Crystal Pepsi
February 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Meanwhile, I've aged like Crystal Pepsi
Can you please take this shit seriously?
February 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Can you please take this shit seriously?
Tired of winning?
February 19, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Tired of winning?
But you just have to tell him you found $200 million for pez dispensers for Guatemala in the federal budget and he'll let you be cfo
February 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
But you just have to tell him you found $200 million for pez dispensers for Guatemala in the federal budget and he'll let you be cfo
The politics knower has logged on
February 12, 2025 at 6:02 AM
The politics knower has logged on
Sorry, leaving for an even more woke app. Gotta stay a step ahead.
February 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Sorry, leaving for an even more woke app. Gotta stay a step ahead.