Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery
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Waylon Smithers' Pricetaggery
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October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I can't believe America's two political parties are the daughters of the witches they couldn't burn, and the scrubs who couldn't get no love from TLC
October 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Who wore it better?
June 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
You're never going to believe this, but this didn't work
April 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
They're so thick you can't even wish death on them at this point.
February 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
House MD is the best Sherlock Holmes adaptation because the writers realized what none of the others have: Moriarty isn't a good nemesis. Lupus is a good nemesis.
February 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Actually, it is ironic that someone named Mr. Playitsafe would be afraid to fly, because statistically it's so much safer* than driving.

*at the time of recording
February 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Why do I struggle to make friends on Bluesky?
The only Gulf of America I recognize is goatse
February 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The only Gulf of America I recognize is goatse
February 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Somebody get eyes on Bryce Harper and JT Realmuto
Bless

"THE Philadelphia Eagles plan to snub an invitation to the White House after winning the Super Bowl, The U.S. Sun has learned."
February 11, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Kendrick should release another track that's just about the patois, as a victory lap
February 11, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Enough time has passed that we can be pretty sure Trump wasn't rushing off to prepare a residency at the Kennedy Center for K. Dot.
February 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Drake rn:
February 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
This is like watching the Bulls knock the Bad Boy Pistons out of the playoffs for the first time in 91
February 10, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Fox News' core audience is old people who have never forgiven Martin Scorsese for the Last Temptation of Christ, so what were they thinking here?
February 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I usually care about verifying a story but in this case I do not care, I heard trump wants the eagles to lose and I’m clinging to it. Go birds
February 10, 2025 at 12:08 AM
They should do a Daytime Grammys this year so they can kick even more dirt in Drake's eye
February 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Why does Suits LA have the look and feel of a Dhar Mann video?
January 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Does anyone else ever think about this?
January 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Me, addicted to getting yelled at: AI is still theft and damaging to the environment when China does it
January 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It's weird that the NFL is this invested in making Jason Kelce a star, right?
January 27, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's not mutual aid or electoralism or revolution. It's and and and.
January 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Growing up means realizing there was no waffle theft epidemic in the 70s and 80s. Eggo made it all up to sell more waffles.
January 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM