Dankmor The Dank
@dankmor.com
🍄 High Priest of Psychedelic Shadow Work
✨ Shadow Work, but Stoned
🌑 Helping mystical misfits + the spiritually fried confront their shadows with humor & absurdity.
⚠️ 18+ | Not therapy, not medical advice
🔗 Take the Shadow Archetype Quiz → Dankmor.com
✨ Shadow Work, but Stoned
🌑 Helping mystical misfits + the spiritually fried confront their shadows with humor & absurdity.
⚠️ 18+ | Not therapy, not medical advice
🔗 Take the Shadow Archetype Quiz → Dankmor.com
🥀 You’re not shy, you’re just running low on brat voltage.
This spell re-routes your bashfulness into power, sass, and the sacred art of pouting.
#Dankmor #SexPositiveWitch #BratEnergy #KinkTok #OccultHumor #WitchTok #ShadowWorkButStoned #DankmorCult #SpicySpells #SexMagick
This spell re-routes your bashfulness into power, sass, and the sacred art of pouting.
#Dankmor #SexPositiveWitch #BratEnergy #KinkTok #OccultHumor #WitchTok #ShadowWorkButStoned #DankmorCult #SpicySpells #SexMagick
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
🥀 You’re not shy, you’re just running low on brat voltage.
This spell re-routes your bashfulness into power, sass, and the sacred art of pouting.
#Dankmor #SexPositiveWitch #BratEnergy #KinkTok #OccultHumor #WitchTok #ShadowWorkButStoned #DankmorCult #SpicySpells #SexMagick
This spell re-routes your bashfulness into power, sass, and the sacred art of pouting.
#Dankmor #SexPositiveWitch #BratEnergy #KinkTok #OccultHumor #WitchTok #ShadowWorkButStoned #DankmorCult #SpicySpells #SexMagick
⚔️ Tag your party for the next chaotic holy quest. Bonus XP if you find literally anything you lost to Mercury retro.
November 11, 2025 at 3:01 PM
⚔️ Tag your party for the next chaotic holy quest. Bonus XP if you find literally anything you lost to Mercury retro.
🌲 Describe your personal cryptid aesthetic in 4 words or less.
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
🌲 Describe your personal cryptid aesthetic in 4 words or less.
💋 Ever hosted the Succubus of “I can hold space”? Tell me your banishment technique 👇
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🜃 Need rest magic? Find A Spell for Radical Rest at Shop.Dankmor.com
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
💋 Ever hosted the Succubus of “I can hold space”? Tell me your banishment technique 👇
🜃 Need rest magic? Find A Spell for Radical Rest at Shop.Dankmor.com
🜃 Need rest magic? Find A Spell for Radical Rest at Shop.Dankmor.com
Mars just entered Sagittarius — translation:
🔥 horny philosopher mode activated 🔥
You’ll want to conquer the world and make out with it.
Go forth, quest for meaning, text no ex, hydrate always.
🗡️ Drop a 🔥 if your divine chaos era has officially begun.
🔥 horny philosopher mode activated 🔥
You’ll want to conquer the world and make out with it.
Go forth, quest for meaning, text no ex, hydrate always.
🗡️ Drop a 🔥 if your divine chaos era has officially begun.
November 8, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Mars just entered Sagittarius — translation:
🔥 horny philosopher mode activated 🔥
You’ll want to conquer the world and make out with it.
Go forth, quest for meaning, text no ex, hydrate always.
🗡️ Drop a 🔥 if your divine chaos era has officially begun.
🔥 horny philosopher mode activated 🔥
You’ll want to conquer the world and make out with it.
Go forth, quest for meaning, text no ex, hydrate always.
🗡️ Drop a 🔥 if your divine chaos era has officially begun.
Every layer you peel off — fear, guilt, control — reveals something divine underneath.
#shadowwork #sexmagic #occultmemes #witchtok #dankmor #eroticritual #sacredslut #selfworship #tantricwitch #divinefeminine #shadowintegration #fullmoonritual #witchyaesthetic #occultart #spiritualgrowth
#shadowwork #sexmagic #occultmemes #witchtok #dankmor #eroticritual #sacredslut #selfworship #tantricwitch #divinefeminine #shadowintegration #fullmoonritual #witchyaesthetic #occultart #spiritualgrowth
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Every layer you peel off — fear, guilt, control — reveals something divine underneath.
#shadowwork #sexmagic #occultmemes #witchtok #dankmor #eroticritual #sacredslut #selfworship #tantricwitch #divinefeminine #shadowintegration #fullmoonritual #witchyaesthetic #occultart #spiritualgrowth
#shadowwork #sexmagic #occultmemes #witchtok #dankmor #eroticritual #sacredslut #selfworship #tantricwitch #divinefeminine #shadowintegration #fullmoonritual #witchyaesthetic #occultart #spiritualgrowth
💬 What coping mechanism secretly turned out to be your superpower?
Drop your transmission below ⤵️ The most cursed insights get featured next week on The Astral Message Board.
While you’re here… take the Shadow Archetype Quiz 🕯️
👉 https://form.typeform.com/to/tZGybEFD
Drop your transmission below ⤵️ The most cursed insights get featured next week on The Astral Message Board.
While you’re here… take the Shadow Archetype Quiz 🕯️
👉 https://form.typeform.com/to/tZGybEFD
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
💬 What coping mechanism secretly turned out to be your superpower?
Drop your transmission below ⤵️ The most cursed insights get featured next week on The Astral Message Board.
While you’re here… take the Shadow Archetype Quiz 🕯️
👉 https://form.typeform.com/to/tZGybEFD
Drop your transmission below ⤵️ The most cursed insights get featured next week on The Astral Message Board.
While you’re here… take the Shadow Archetype Quiz 🕯️
👉 https://form.typeform.com/to/tZGybEFD
This spell keeps your lineage out of the bedroom so you can practice self-worship with no spectral guilt trip.
Remember: every orgasm is a resurrection spell.
#Dankmor #OccultHumor #ShadowWorkButStoned #AncestorWitch #WitchTok #DankmorCult #SexPositiveSpells #GhostBoundary #OccultMeme #DankmorMagic
Remember: every orgasm is a resurrection spell.
#Dankmor #OccultHumor #ShadowWorkButStoned #AncestorWitch #WitchTok #DankmorCult #SexPositiveSpells #GhostBoundary #OccultMeme #DankmorMagic
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This spell keeps your lineage out of the bedroom so you can practice self-worship with no spectral guilt trip.
Remember: every orgasm is a resurrection spell.
#Dankmor #OccultHumor #ShadowWorkButStoned #AncestorWitch #WitchTok #DankmorCult #SexPositiveSpells #GhostBoundary #OccultMeme #DankmorMagic
Remember: every orgasm is a resurrection spell.
#Dankmor #OccultHumor #ShadowWorkButStoned #AncestorWitch #WitchTok #DankmorCult #SexPositiveSpells #GhostBoundary #OccultMeme #DankmorMagic
💨 “If you still talk to your dead relatives through candlelight and smoke—welcome home. Drop a 🕯 if the line’s open tonight.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:02 PM
💨 “If you still talk to your dead relatives through candlelight and smoke—welcome home. Drop a 🕯 if the line’s open tonight.”
🐍 What old self are you shedding lately?
Drop a flake of truth.
Drop a flake of truth.
November 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
🐍 What old self are you shedding lately?
Drop a flake of truth.
Drop a flake of truth.
🍬 Who’s the Trickster haunting your snacks this week? Comment your post-Samhain mischief 👇
🜄 Download a free ritual connection guide at www.Dankmor.com/free-guide
🜄 Download a free ritual connection guide at www.Dankmor.com/free-guide
November 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
🍬 Who’s the Trickster haunting your snacks this week? Comment your post-Samhain mischief 👇
🜄 Download a free ritual connection guide at www.Dankmor.com/free-guide
🜄 Download a free ritual connection guide at www.Dankmor.com/free-guide
Your family didn’t pass down a curse — they passed down a script.
“Don’t feel too much.” “Work till you break.” “Never talk about that.”
Break it by doing the most forbidden thing imaginable: healing yourself out loud.
💀✨ What family spell are you breaking this year?
“Don’t feel too much.” “Work till you break.” “Never talk about that.”
Break it by doing the most forbidden thing imaginable: healing yourself out loud.
💀✨ What family spell are you breaking this year?
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Your family didn’t pass down a curse — they passed down a script.
“Don’t feel too much.” “Work till you break.” “Never talk about that.”
Break it by doing the most forbidden thing imaginable: healing yourself out loud.
💀✨ What family spell are you breaking this year?
“Don’t feel too much.” “Work till you break.” “Never talk about that.”
Break it by doing the most forbidden thing imaginable: healing yourself out loud.
💀✨ What family spell are you breaking this year?
🕯 The veil is thin and the vibes are weird. What are you summoning this weekend—connection, chaos, catharsis, cunnilingus?
Choose your fighter below ⬇️
Choose your fighter below ⬇️
October 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
🕯 The veil is thin and the vibes are weird. What are you summoning this weekend—connection, chaos, catharsis, cunnilingus?
Choose your fighter below ⬇️
Choose your fighter below ⬇️
😂 What’s a belief you held in your 20s that makes your spirit cringe now?
Say it out loud like you’re banishing it with laughter.
(Or just tag a friend still trapped in it.)
Say it out loud like you’re banishing it with laughter.
(Or just tag a friend still trapped in it.)
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
😂 What’s a belief you held in your 20s that makes your spirit cringe now?
Say it out loud like you’re banishing it with laughter.
(Or just tag a friend still trapped in it.)
Say it out loud like you’re banishing it with laughter.
(Or just tag a friend still trapped in it.)
💋 If your pussy/cock/spirit was a sigil, what would it summon?
Drop a word, a symbol, or a chaotic emoji combo to describe your erotic energy tonight.
Drop a word, a symbol, or a chaotic emoji combo to describe your erotic energy tonight.
October 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
💋 If your pussy/cock/spirit was a sigil, what would it summon?
Drop a word, a symbol, or a chaotic emoji combo to describe your erotic energy tonight.
Drop a word, a symbol, or a chaotic emoji combo to describe your erotic energy tonight.
💨 What’s a truth that hit you mid-high and never left?
Share it in the comments like it’s sacred stoner scripture.
Share it in the comments like it’s sacred stoner scripture.
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
💨 What’s a truth that hit you mid-high and never left?
Share it in the comments like it’s sacred stoner scripture.
Share it in the comments like it’s sacred stoner scripture.
🖤 What mask did you wear the longest—and what did it protect you from?
Comment like you’re writing it in your dream journal with a blunt in your hand.
Comment like you’re writing it in your dream journal with a blunt in your hand.
October 27, 2025 at 2:01 PM
🖤 What mask did you wear the longest—and what did it protect you from?
Comment like you’re writing it in your dream journal with a blunt in your hand.
Comment like you’re writing it in your dream journal with a blunt in your hand.
🫠 Need some haunted hilarity and magickal bullshit to soothe your fried mind?
The Smoked Mirror drops Wednesday. Subscribe before your shadow signs up without you. Link’s in the bio, obviously.
The Smoked Mirror drops Wednesday. Subscribe before your shadow signs up without you. Link’s in the bio, obviously.
October 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
🫠 Need some haunted hilarity and magickal bullshit to soothe your fried mind?
The Smoked Mirror drops Wednesday. Subscribe before your shadow signs up without you. Link’s in the bio, obviously.
The Smoked Mirror drops Wednesday. Subscribe before your shadow signs up without you. Link’s in the bio, obviously.
🔥 If this spell had a soundtrack, what would it be? Drop your best cursed playlist track below.
(Winner gets an honorary spot in Dankmor’s Midnight Coven DJ booth.)
(Winner gets an honorary spot in Dankmor’s Midnight Coven DJ booth.)
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
🔥 If this spell had a soundtrack, what would it be? Drop your best cursed playlist track below.
(Winner gets an honorary spot in Dankmor’s Midnight Coven DJ booth.)
(Winner gets an honorary spot in Dankmor’s Midnight Coven DJ booth.)
🖤 Nightsiders, drop your journey: Vampyre, Fae, Witch, Therian, Otherkin, Burnt-Out Oracle, etc. Let’s see who’s lurking in the comment shadows tonight.
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
🖤 Nightsiders, drop your journey: Vampyre, Fae, Witch, Therian, Otherkin, Burnt-Out Oracle, etc. Let’s see who’s lurking in the comment shadows tonight.
😵💫 Caption this image with the last thing your ego said before it got smoked by your higher self.
Winner gets bragging rights and a haunted sigil.
Winner gets bragging rights and a haunted sigil.
October 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
😵💫 Caption this image with the last thing your ego said before it got smoked by your higher self.
Winner gets bragging rights and a haunted sigil.
Winner gets bragging rights and a haunted sigil.
🕯 Would you rather: moan your affirmation into a mirror, or chant it while someone worships you? Tell me which altar you’re praying at this week. 🔥
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
🕯 Would you rather: moan your affirmation into a mirror, or chant it while someone worships you? Tell me which altar you’re praying at this week. 🔥
💨 Which part of this hits too hard? Save it for your future self or tag your favorite stoned philosopher-in-crisis.
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
💨 Which part of this hits too hard? Save it for your future self or tag your favorite stoned philosopher-in-crisis.
🕳 What’s one truth you’ve been too scared to say out loud—but might whisper in a ritual? Comment it like you’re leaving it at the altar.
(Or just drop a 🦴 if you’re not ready yet.)
(Or just drop a 🦴 if you’re not ready yet.)
October 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
🕳 What’s one truth you’ve been too scared to say out loud—but might whisper in a ritual? Comment it like you’re leaving it at the altar.
(Or just drop a 🦴 if you’re not ready yet.)
(Or just drop a 🦴 if you’re not ready yet.)