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Dani Hatch
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Recovering former comedian/man
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This lady was the Steve Jobs of the Online Death Threat Industry for like 10 years. Not to be a dick, but fucking spare me.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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masterpiece. “here’s the report from engineering” kills me

theonion.com/fuck-everyth...
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 23,1944
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Look at this fucking piece of shit. He’s practically grinning.
Pete Hegseth announces that Trump will deploy 500 more National Guard troops to Washington, DC after today’s shooting
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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Thats odd..... No one ever said HIS orders!
They only said "illegal orders".
Somebody has a guilty conscience, grasping at invisible straws.
Grandpa needs to be 25th amendment'd out of office, in disgrace.
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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Someone just posted this. I think he intended to geodoxx Trump accounts and forgot that nobody real likes him either.
November 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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ha! thank you Rory Scovel. So good -
November 23, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Meanwhile the President just yesterday said an assassinated journalist deserved it and celebrated his killer
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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one thing about this is that in the wake of all of this kirk is basically forgotten. he was barely cold in the ground before his allies — before his *wife* — started scheming over what they could take for themselves. a real life parable.
New: Reuters has tallied job losses, suspensions and investigations stemming from the reaction to Charlie Kirk's Sept. 10 assassination. Its findings: More than 600 Americans have been punished, and the figure is likely to be an under-count.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...
November 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How does it feel when you meet with the Pope?

Feels good!
November 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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It is journalistic malpractice to be within a city block of Vance and not read him this tweet through a bullhorn
Well, he's certainly stayed consistent on that point!
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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NIH program officer @jenna-m-norton.bsky.social has been placed on admin leave, sources say.

Norton has been outspoken about the Trump administration's dismantling of science, and she signed the Bethesda Declaration.

Bhattacharya has said that "science is dead without free speech".
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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The whole war on “woke” and “cancel culture” was contrived to protect the worst people in our society and make it possible for them to keep doing despicable things to other people.
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Something absolutely perfect about Larry Summers riffing about the scourge of woke cancel culture being unfair to predatory men in a friendly email to his pal JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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In the century leading up to 1975, nearly 6000 freighters went down in the Great Lakes.

The Edmund Fitzgerald was the last.

The last. In 50 years, not a single commercial freighter has been lost in the Great Lakes.

Why?

It's NOAA. Of course it's NOAA.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am calling for an investigation into Joe and Eileen Bailey. What is their deal. What are they saying to Chuck Schumer. They must be held to account.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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all they’ve done is proven yet again that you should *never* listen to some chin-stroking wise elder who lectures you about how *your* priorities are foolish and counterproductive while *their* priorities are strategic and wise. because in the end, *they* won’t even fight for *their own* priorities
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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democratic voters wanted their party to shut down the government for myriad reasons — troops in american cities, masked thugs ripping families apart — but dem leaders insisted the wise thing to do politically was to stay hyper-fxated on this one thing, ACA tax credits. and then they just… gave up
November 10, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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November 8, 2025 at 3:12 PM