But I don’t *want* to be the greatest generation. Just… fuckin… arrgh. Forget it.

This take is only mildly hyperbolic.

Ant
Other kind of ant
Mosquito
Loose house cat
Third kind of ant, the one that bites

He’s full of turtle meat!

We’re old, Gail.

I think the mandolin is the most deceptive kitchen tool there is. It doesn’t look as dangerous as it is.

And they said nobody would ever want an iPod touch ever again…

Wait, I’m allowed to watch?!

"We're done, J.D. You can go sleep with the couch."
“Don’t you mean on the couch?”
“I said what I said.”

When's the last time we saw a politician - at any level - admit they don't know something? Asking what sui generis means? I'm on this guy's side forevermore.

I'm waiting for one to just go off on him after he insults her - and it's usually a her. Someone, anyone, please demonstrate you have a spine. That reporter he called "piggy" should have gone ballistic.

Holy shit, a Cymbeline reference out in the wild. I thought it was relegated to academia (I wrote a paper about it for my English degree, and… let’s just say, as popular as Hamlet it ain’t lol)

For Christ’s sake, Gail. The man killed Kennedy.

I hope it lasts, too, considering I’m opening one next summer.

Yep. By and large, the promised massive savings for buying digital didn’t pan out. When it’s only a couple of dollars more to buy a print book that you get to own, not license, it’s kind of a no-brainer.

Long story very short, four times I had to take an ambulance to and from a hospital to a cancer treatment center across the street (I could have walked there, had I been able to walk). The ambulance charge was $5,000.

Five. Thousand. Dollars. To drive me from one side of the street to the other.

Don’t worry, nobody in comics stays dead except Uncle Ben.

And even that’s dodgy when you consider alternate universes.

Something shot last year needs to be remixed and remastered? That might be a record. Usually, we have a little time between paying for a release and paying for it again.

Love you guys, but come on.

I’m going to do this one day. I just can’t imagine the expense.