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danielle can't cook
@danielleinnv.bsky.social
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Fifth-gen Nevadan, life-long rabble-rouser, happily-dyed redhead, and some various other descriptions (accuracy may vary.) She/them/dude
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Fun fact: Pidgeon's full name is "don't feed the pigeons"
My shorthaired cat named Pidgeon is under a chair, staring intently at the camera slash phone. She is annoyed that her hiding spot isn't actually hidden. She is a tabby with a white splotch around her mouth, white feet, and a white belly that has fluffier hair than the rest of her.
June 12, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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My dumbass tried to talk to him again. After he yelled at me for conspiracy theories that i was apparently accomplice to FOR OVER 10 MINUTES, and repeatedly called me a libtard.

He has to be dead to me right now.

Maybe he will come back from the dead someday. Not holding my breath
#hashtag
The following is a screenshot of some text messages sent by me in short succession: You used to be cool, but now you're yuck. Bootlicking Trumpy fanboy. I'm done. I wanted to talk about anything but politics. You just yelled conspiracy theories at me. Lick me where I shit.
June 5, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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I'm just a doodle, looking at a cat. Asking her to love me.

Poor floppy muppet can't figure out why she doesn't want to play - but he is absolutely smart enough to figure out how consent works!

#hashtag #HOWDOHASHTAGSWORK #BrunoVsPidgeon #EmoDog #fdt8647
My very large poodle mix stares forelornly at my cat. Only the back of the cats ears are in the pic.They are separated by an open sliding glass door. Brunodoodle's attempts at play have been rebuffed. He respects her personal space boundaries because they have been defended by cat claws and increasingly louder hissing. Boundaries can be maintained, but sometimes you need to go pissed off kitty at them. He will try to play with her again tomorrow. He's a very optimistic bernedoodle. He takes his rejection out on my clothing and pillows - neve33thw cat
May 30, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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I hate that i have to end this friendship. I've known him since high school. I officiated his wedding. But I'm sick of drunken midnight texts ranting about commie Kamala and so much nonsense.

I'm trying to set boundaries. Not ready to block him just yet - just in case he sees the light.
Text: Your military service was spent defending democracy. It's a shame your retired life is defending the enemies. You obviously don't know how to live without someone in command. Text: trump is a putin puppet. Has been for years. He has no morals, just greed. His ego is more important than any average Joe. You are defending a wannabe Emporor. But I just see him with no clothes It makes me sad for you. I know you have a good heart, so i don't know what went wrong. Nevertheless, fuck off until you pull your head out of your ass
May 22, 2025 at 8:26 AM
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Tiny witch hats can be crafted at home, therefore not subject to tariffs.

Thank you Sam Pink for my new life goals.

Las Vegas is not an acknowledged woodchuck habitat, but stranger things have happened here & I'd like to be prepared
#woodchucksofinstagram #ironichashtags #haberdashery #witchery
Poem by Sam Pink titled Woodchuck. The woodchuck in my backyard doesn't trust me. And he's right. Because the first chance i get I'm gonna put this tiny witch hat on him. Stupid piece of shit.
May 1, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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Pops is on an Honor Flight in DC, so we have his pup for the weekend! Bruno + Nova = BruNova the whirlwind of happy dogs with brief moments of photo ops
A very large bernedoodle shaved short, and a small stout brown pibble take a moment from playtime to let me get a nice photo. He's laying down, she's sitting and they are both looking at the camera
April 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Tomorrow is bulk pick-up & trash day, so I wandered through my neighborhood to scope shit out. (I brought my dog so it just looked like a walk).

Someone bought this (and its twin), put them together, probably never sat on them, disassembled and left the parts for the garbage truck.

SCORE! #TRASH
A practically brand-new velour couch with rhinestone buttons that looks like it belongs in a jazz speakeasy. It's a teal greenish-blue
April 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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I found myself reading it in his voice from the first page, so i went to find a reading or something to find his cadence and refresh my memory. Then i found this gem.

It's like the opposite of captions

youtu.be/mSFbjJ0VB7s?...
My hand holding a softback book of Hollywood by Charles Bukowski. Background includes some spring flowers and an out of focus lump of my cat Pidgeon
March 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Gonna wash that phrump right outta my hair

#hashtag #toebeans #lickthekitty #dirtycat #felonioustrump #felinesAgainstFelons #catsHateTrump #pussyrebellion
Not-thin tabby cat tongue-bathing behind her knee Chonky-ish tabby named Pidgeon licking her toes
March 6, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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I saw this in real life and had to take a photo just to make sure I wasn't hallucinating.

I was really hoping this was a figment of my imagination.

#hashtag #swasticar #punchanazi #vegasdouchery #goldencalf #muskrat #deportElon #infowarriorride
A swasticar with red and white striped and a blue panel with a picture of flag, secret service agents, and a felon with a bloody ear painted on the door
February 26, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Mabel, meet Bruno
A very large black/white muppet doodle wearing a tiny tuxedo costume with fake hands one has champagne bottle. It looks ridiculous, especially with a little fedora that says happy new year on top of his floppy head
February 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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I'm having an existential crisis. Is this shit really actually happening or am I stuck in some computer generated simulation or purgatory?

What the fuuuuuuhhhhh....
White text on black background: remember when sarah palin was the craziest person in politics? Good times.
February 13, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Some random for your day: my chonk Pidgeon being a silly dirt cat.

#hashtag #fatcat #catdistributionsystem #catlady #diymassage #lasvegaslandscaping #bskycat
February 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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My alt descriptions are on point!

"Lucy is holding a football for Charlie brown to kick. She ALWAYS pulls it away before he can kick it - and promises that she won't. He always thinks this time will be different and runs full on to kick a ball only to end up flat on his back cursing the sky"
Peanuts cartoon. Lucy is holding a football for Charlie brown to kick. She ALWAYS pulls it away before he can kick it - and promises that she won't. He always thinks this time will be different and runs full on to kick a ball only to end up flat on his back, cursing the sky. Lucy's speech bubble says "If you cut taxes on the rich, they'll invest that money and create jobs for everyone."
January 22, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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My little art shelf on my very chaotic bookshelf.
Art shelve on a bookcase. Gifted art, stained glass, painted rock shaped like nevada with a cannabis leaf shelacked on. Plant starters. Looks cool i think Corner of my living room with my overstuffed bookshelf. Lots of dog toys. A zz plant wearing glasses
January 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Totally a pale girl sitting on another girl's lap. They are kissing.

I spent years thinking this was one girl thinking bout dick, but I can't unsee the two girls now.

"The Dream" - Picasso
Picasso's painting titled the dream. Looks like she's masturbating with a penis carved into her head
January 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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Why stop at one pickle?
Titled Self care day ideas -illustration is humanized pigs in old-timey clothes acting out the suggestion have a cry - take a nap - eat a pickle
January 16, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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The puppy that chewed this cover died an old lady. She was a catch.

@authorguy.bsky.social
Softcover book (Practical Demonkeeping by Author Guy: Christopher Moore) with a cover that has been chewed on by a puppy.
January 11, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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May this new year not suck more than previous years.

If it does suck, may you find the fortitude to endure like Bruno in a stupid hat he hates.

#hashtag #tuxdog #brunodoodle #2025bestdressed #mydogmighthateme
Big floppy muppet bernedoodle wearing a dumb tux costume and happy new year hat. He is compliant, but not pleased
January 1, 2025 at 8:56 AM
danielleinnv.bsky.social
Another resolution suggestion

#hashtag #dididothisright #resolution #thepelicanbrief
Test overlay says Just because you pelican, doesn't mean you pelishoud. Random photo of a pelican just standing in water. Its a bad pun
December 28, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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Little curled feetsies for your viewing pleasure

#hashtag #footpics #onlypaws #kitty #catskeetfeet #catsoftheinterwebs
Very cute tabby cat sleeping with paws crossed and curled very adorably. Her name is Pidgeon
December 27, 2024 at 5:37 AM
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Do you know how hard it is to get a good picture of my cat?!? She always moves or the lighting is crap or something. Finally! Pidgeon in her cuteness glory

#hashtag #catpic #piccat #bedroomeyes #blueskycat #pets #rescuecat #catdistributionsystem #catlover
A cute pic of a green-eyed tabby cat with white paws. Her name is Pidgeon, but I call her fat cat baby kitty pidge pidge.
December 20, 2024 at 8:24 AM
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So... no pardons, right?
Trump is a hypocrite
December 18, 2024 at 3:20 AM
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Hitchcock obviously had a favorite Christmas carol
12 days of Christmas is unrealistic - I'm not accepting gifts after 4 days of birds
December 16, 2024 at 2:58 PM
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I've been advocating for universal health care since the 90s - people before profits. My teen self saw the problem and I've done my best to inform those i encounter.

My conscience is clear. You fuckers that didn't vote, or voted for the evil have done this to all of us.

My hands are washed.
Kermit the frog drinking tea meme -this assassination has united the country more than any event since 9/11 but according to the media, that is none of my business
December 14, 2024 at 5:47 AM