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Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
(he/him) Web Developer, Do Gooder, Neck Haver 🇲🇬 / 🇪🇺
When I see a Tesla getting vandalised
March 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
TFW you're having a shower and there are two chameleons staring in the window at you #perverts
March 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
After the bullshit and the sale last year my Guardian subscription was not looking safe...but pull all that shit and then increase the price an insane amount...byeeee
February 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Was trying to think of the word "paragon", got stuck on
December 9, 2024 at 8:38 PM
Bonsoir Bluesky ! Here's the sunset from the beach earlier... #visitmadagascar #sunset
December 4, 2024 at 5:34 PM
Desperate times
December 4, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Potato,
November 27, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Good morning Bluesky!

Here's a dawn photo of our beautiful town from about 10 years ago when I was still capable of getting up at that time to mix cement all day.
November 26, 2024 at 6:09 AM
Name a TV show nobody remembers but you.
November 22, 2024 at 7:34 AM
I guess I'll just go back to bed then?
November 22, 2024 at 5:37 AM
I think the kites are trying to work out if I'm dead yet
November 12, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Good morning Bluesky! Today I'm taking a sick day to lie in a hammock and sneeze
November 8, 2024 at 6:27 AM
All "helpful prompts" in software should come with a Dismiss button
September 30, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Celebrating video with a clip of one of our stray dogs and the amazing burrow she decided to dig one day. RIP Princess ❤️
September 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
**the opening bars to Voodoo Chile play whilst I toss a match into a gasoline spill and walk away, sunglasses gleaming in the ensuing inferno**
August 14, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Please enjoy this brilliant metaphor that has been parked in my local health centre for a few years now.

For non-French speakers the sticker reads "Fight against COVID-19" #covid19 #coronavirus
April 28, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Hahaha there are definitely fun parts of The Mummy.

Fortunately I'm safe from Van Helsing tonight though, I thought of something similarly terrible to watch...
April 2, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Watch this space!

(Hopefully about a year from now the house I never thought I'd own will be on it)
March 25, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Me: *dying of laughter*
Girlfriend: ...
Girlfriend: ...
Girlfriend: WHAT?
March 7, 2024 at 4:47 PM
Damn water tower collapsed didn't it.
December 18, 2023 at 5:23 PM
Mention Happy Birthday
December 9, 2023 at 7:08 PM
Was supposed to be going on an epic moto roadtrip this weekend to install a weather station in the south of Madagascar, but last night we had >70mm of rain (about a month's worth!), and the roads have turned into soup. I guess not now 😬
December 1, 2023 at 7:20 AM
I wish I had the same energy as this cereal box in the mornings
November 16, 2023 at 4:57 AM
Reminds me of this helpful guide I made for a friend
November 8, 2023 at 3:15 PM
It’s an armored personnel carrier from the future—what Bladerunner would have driven
November 1, 2023 at 3:47 PM