Daniel Wood
@danielgwood.bsky.social
(he/him) Web Developer, Do Gooder, Neck Haver 🇲🇬 / 🇪🇺
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there should be a consumer electronics review site called does it beep dot com and the sole criteria it uses to judge kitchen appliances, cars, washing machines, etc is whether it beeps at you and if so how annoying the beeps are
June 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
there should be a consumer electronics review site called does it beep dot com and the sole criteria it uses to judge kitchen appliances, cars, washing machines, etc is whether it beeps at you and if so how annoying the beeps are
so it turns out the reason one of the access points in the office doesn't consistently work is...when it was mounted on the ceiling last week, they wired it into the lighting circuit. It only works if the lights are on. Special.
June 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
so it turns out the reason one of the access points in the office doesn't consistently work is...when it was mounted on the ceiling last week, they wired it into the lighting circuit. It only works if the lights are on. Special.
tfw you get very excited because a dataset has finally been updated, just yesterday in fact, then you download it and the data is still from 2018
June 4, 2025 at 5:55 AM
tfw you get very excited because a dataset has finally been updated, just yesterday in fact, then you download it and the data is still from 2018
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if you dont invest in or own a space startup then i don’t blame if you if you find it confusing l!!
so okay it works like this:
space *is* cold
but the thing that is cold is *almost nothing*
and *nothing* makes a famously poor conductor of heat. it’s like a soup thermos.
so okay it works like this:
space *is* cold
but the thing that is cold is *almost nothing*
and *nothing* makes a famously poor conductor of heat. it’s like a soup thermos.
June 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if you dont invest in or own a space startup then i don’t blame if you if you find it confusing l!!
so okay it works like this:
space *is* cold
but the thing that is cold is *almost nothing*
and *nothing* makes a famously poor conductor of heat. it’s like a soup thermos.
so okay it works like this:
space *is* cold
but the thing that is cold is *almost nothing*
and *nothing* makes a famously poor conductor of heat. it’s like a soup thermos.
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This photo I took of a McDonald's under construction has the aesthetic they should always have.
May 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
This photo I took of a McDonald's under construction has the aesthetic they should always have.
Googling "what are those pens all the star wars people wear?"
May 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Googling "what are those pens all the star wars people wear?"
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Moments like these are instructive. They demonstrate exactly how dishonest, dishonorable, and irredeemable these people are.
May 16, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Moments like these are instructive. They demonstrate exactly how dishonest, dishonorable, and irredeemable these people are.
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Final Logo_final_v3_final(2).psd
May 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Final Logo_final_v3_final(2).psd
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A section titled what?? In a chapter titled WHAT????
May 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
A section titled what?? In a chapter titled WHAT????
Every time someone mentions AI in the context of net zero a puppy dies
May 14, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Every time someone mentions AI in the context of net zero a puppy dies
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The beautiful, beautiful BFI, showing how it’s done, after three recent Supreme Court ruling.
May 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
The beautiful, beautiful BFI, showing how it’s done, after three recent Supreme Court ruling.
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Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
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Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance
Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance
WASHINGTON—Acknowledging that his tariff hikes could result in a frozen supply chain this holiday season, President Donald Trump claimed Friday that any toy shortages Americans experienced could be ea...
theonion.com
May 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Argues Toy Shortages Easily Overcome By Making Servants Dance
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
Aw man. I did this coming round a corner with a boiled egg a couple of weeks ago
A $60 million US Navy fighter jet was lost at sea after it fell overboard from an aircraft carrier.
US Navy loses $60 million jet at sea after it fell overboard from aircraft carrier | CNN Politics
A US Navy F/A-18 Super Hornet fighter jet has been “lost” at sea after it fell overboard from the USS Harry S. Truman aircraft carrier while it was being towed on board, the Navy said in a statement o...
www.cnn.com
April 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Aw man. I did this coming round a corner with a boiled egg a couple of weeks ago
That thing in kung-fu fights where someone does a really good punch and just holds the pose after = Me running some particularly epic code and waiting for the results
April 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That thing in kung-fu fights where someone does a really good punch and just holds the pose after = Me running some particularly epic code and waiting for the results
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Busta Rhymes we once again should have heeded your wisdom
April 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Busta Rhymes we once again should have heeded your wisdom
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Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.
January 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me: Nearly Monday again. Totally ready for it.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.
Narrator: But she wasn't ready. She wasn’t ready at all.
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Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣
Happy Sunday y'all
Happy Sunday y'all
April 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Did y'all know that before the crowbar was invented, crows just drank at home 🥴🥴🤣🤣
Happy Sunday y'all
Happy Sunday y'all
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Incredible scoop! Career officials inside the Trump administration first viewed the case of Mr. Abrego like any normal case of a wrongful deportation — they began looking for ways to bring him back, as happens normally when ICE makes mistakes.
Then the White House got involved, and blew it up.
Then the White House got involved, and blew it up.
April 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Incredible scoop! Career officials inside the Trump administration first viewed the case of Mr. Abrego like any normal case of a wrongful deportation — they began looking for ways to bring him back, as happens normally when ICE makes mistakes.
Then the White House got involved, and blew it up.
Then the White House got involved, and blew it up.
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Everyone has some badgers in their cupboard.
April 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Everyone has some badgers in their cupboard.
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Archaeologists, not just baffled as usual, but also confounded. No word if any stumbling was involved. #archaeology #ancientbluesky
Mystery of Welsh medieval cemetery deepens
Skeletons and artefacts unearthed from the site near Cardiff Airport are baffling archaeologists.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 23, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Archaeologists, not just baffled as usual, but also confounded. No word if any stumbling was involved. #archaeology #ancientbluesky
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
ending my BBC feedback survey with "Also, bring back Bonekickers"
April 18, 2025 at 1:07 PM
ending my BBC feedback survey with "Also, bring back Bonekickers"