d a n i
daniboze.bsky.social
d a n i
@daniboze.bsky.social
unable to escape Brooklyn

current work: housing justice + climate crisis

interests include: baseball, dicking around, surviving the horrors
do not be nice to me or I WILL fall in love and I mean that as a THREAT
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I think it should be illegal for men to talk about having kids with women that they aren’t “looking for anything serious with”. JAIL TIME.
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
just submitted my application for Zohran’s team. kind of want it real bad 😩
November 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
what is it about the second date + ghost scenario that really does it for people? what do they get out of it? why does it keep happening to me?
October 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
who the hell recommended Lies of Locke Lamora to me (by Scott Lynch) this bangs
October 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
making my peace with the Mets not making the playoffs. nothing can hurt me 🧘🏽‍♀️
September 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
guys I think I finally have to admit that as much as i love this city, I fucking hate living here and I am about to do everything within my power to get the fuck out of here within the next year
September 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
every single time Hinge sends me my Most Compatible it feels like a hate crime
September 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
How much rejection is one person supposed to endure before it tips into being poisonous?
September 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
slept with someone last night who has the St Louis Cardinals logo tattooed on his buttcheek. Frankly I think I’m having a killer summer.
August 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
when I was a kid I thought you could get drunk from rum raisin ice cream
August 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This game is so chaotic already I hate it #Mets
July 29, 2025 at 3:01 AM
back from Barcelona. just got told to suck a dick on the subway. We are so back baybeee
July 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am drunk and I am raging but it is full BOZO behavior that this man did not want to date me. I’m in Barcelona making friends with the bartender and a couple and their chihuahua puppy. Adventures happen when I’m around. I’m MAGNETIC. What a loser to say no say to this life with me
July 16, 2025 at 9:17 PM
People need to stop playing fucking sad songs in coffee shops!!! ENOUGH WITH THE ADRIENNE LENKER AND THE FUCKING LUCY DACUS ALBUMS
July 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Just redownloaded Hinge. Fuck it, we ball.
July 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
At the #Mets game and that grand slam fuuuuuucked
July 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
um so like what the fuck happened to Reed Garrett
July 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Sorry but Brandon Nimmo’s smile as he just rounded the bases reminded me I could feel things again #mets
June 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I have been on two dates with a boy and I am absolutely down horrendous. down ATROCIOUS. who even is this I don’t recognize her.
April 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Reposted by d a n i
I wrote about this a bit in my last book but it really shakes me that a defining feature of this catastrophic era is that we just keep going to work. We work through pandemics, we work through natural disasters, we work through economic calamity, we work through coups, we work, we work, we work.
April 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
GOOD GAME METSIES!!! we’re gonna go 161-1
March 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
CRASHING OUT over the MLB app refusing to show me Mets baseball
March 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I feel really good about the direction of the country. I think things are going well
March 4, 2025 at 5:53 PM
currently watching Slow Horses as the world descends into madness and honestly this show rips
January 31, 2025 at 12:07 AM