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☭ DangItsBatman ☭
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October 7, 2023 at 3:13 PM
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October 7, 2023 at 3:11 PM
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Never forget the legend
September 22, 2023 at 4:37 AM
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Mood
August 31, 2023 at 2:09 AM
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I was under the impression that this shit was affordable housing but just found out that they're condos selling for half a million.

Where's the gas can?
August 29, 2023 at 8:28 PM
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Logging on
August 29, 2023 at 9:41 AM
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Twin towers exploding captioned "girls just wanna have fun"
August 28, 2023 at 12:00 AM
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I did it. 12 hours game time. Remnant 2 on Apocalypse is absolutely 100% as advertised. "Good luck" suck my dick I beat it.
My Remnant 2 Character in front of Nimue, the giant Fae goddess. My character is holding a fiery sword called World Edge that you unlock after beating the game on its hardest difficulty.
August 25, 2023 at 7:48 AM
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Nimue appreciation post
Screenshot of Remnant 2 playable character standing in front of giant mythical goddess Nimue who we love very much
August 20, 2023 at 5:14 AM
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Absolutely IN LOVE with this giant fairy bitch frfr
Picture of character standing next to giant Fae sweetheart, Nimue.
August 10, 2023 at 1:28 PM
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When I accidentally form coherent thoughts
Heavily edited image of man screaming with the caption "WHY THE FUCK MY DING-DONG HARD RIGHT NOW?!?!"
August 6, 2023 at 11:18 PM
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Man fuck OFF
Car dash display showing the outside temperature as 102 degrees (Unimportantly, also shows the oil temperature of 136 degrees)
August 6, 2023 at 6:56 PM
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Going to see new TMNT movie fit check
Bad mirror selfie wearing a TMNT themed shirt that reads "Kill Your Local Rapist"
August 6, 2023 at 3:58 PM
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I am 30 or 40 years old I don't need this shit
Knuckle.Tattoo generator showing knuckle tattoos that read "part flab"
August 5, 2023 at 9:30 PM
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"Oh you called my friend a faggot because you want our history and very existence eradicated? Haha that's cool man I'll die for your right to say that shit"
Meme of Dale Gribble wearing a balaclava and hat with Anarchist symbol. Top caption reads "Them? You're really gonna die for drag queens and queer folk?" Top caption/Dale's reply: "Someone is."
August 5, 2023 at 3:06 PM
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I will be the one who brings the death, not your "rights".
Biblically accurate angel holding a pistol in a human hand with the caption "You know what? Be afraid"
August 5, 2023 at 2:59 PM
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Can anyone shoot me 10 bucks to get some smokes? I fixed my goof up so my new handles match.

CashApp and Venmo are both GGAlanTuring.
Cashapp QR scan for GGAlanTuring Venmo QR scan for GGAlanTuring
August 5, 2023 at 7:39 AM
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Chopped the user because it's not important but I'm genuinely curious if I will see anything that is more outrageously stupid than this for the rest of the entire year. I mean just holy fuck.
Screenshot of skeet with user cropped out that reads: "the [Irish Republican Army] and [Make America Great Again] guys have almost identical politics, no? ethno nationalism based on Christian values. maybe I'm missing something (Note: Both the "...no?" and "maybe I'm missing something" were used as rhetorical snark, not a genuine request for clarity.)
August 4, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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"maybe I'm missing something" the ability to simply Google something?
Screenshot of Wikipedia showing the IRA had support from the Soviet Union and North Korea during The Troubles and was a revolutionary socialist movement fighting the British Monarchy's full might.
August 4, 2023 at 8:07 PM
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Heavily edited image of Mao Zedong with glitched background of thousands of Chinese Communists with the caption being a quote from Mao: "Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy."
August 4, 2023 at 6:22 PM
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Oh shit you triggered my trap card
Psychedelic themed, multi-font meme a friend made for me from my iconic Tweet that reads "Tool is buttrock for middle-aged dudes who eat mushrooms once a year"
August 4, 2023 at 5:45 PM
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How 5'11 dudes who claim 6 feet feel standing next to 5'10" dudes who are comfortable with their height.
Repeated picture of 7'7" Minute Bol standing next to 5'3" Mugsy Bogues.
August 4, 2023 at 5:40 PM
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They DID play on the same team for a single season, and this picture lives rent free in my head
Publicity photo of Minute Bol and Mugsy Bogues standing side by side in a publicity photo for the Washington Bullets. Minute Bol is tied for the tallest player ever to play in the NBA at 7 feet, 7 inches tall. Mugsy Bogues is the shortest player to ever play in the NBA at 5 feet, 3 inches tall.
August 4, 2023 at 5:34 PM
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This shit bangs idgaf
No Hardcover Dancing In The Living Room by Chiodos
August 3, 2023 at 6:32 PM
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Jk but I do have one on my backyard. And across the street. And everywhere they are everywhere here.
Crape Myrtle tree in back yard
August 3, 2023 at 12:20 PM