The Lord’s Name in Dane
@danethompsen.bsky.social
Austin Nola’s #1 fan.
Pinned
Sup dorks,
Here’s what I like
-The Mariners
-The Kraken
-Harmonizing with my fuckin’ boys
-The aesthetic vibe of the Lockheed P38 Lightning fighter/bomber
-My virginity
-walkable cities
-the music of the Beths
-the queer homies
-Hank Hill quality asses
-Calling home runs ‘ABSOLUTE PISS MISSLES’
Here’s what I like
-The Mariners
-The Kraken
-Harmonizing with my fuckin’ boys
-The aesthetic vibe of the Lockheed P38 Lightning fighter/bomber
-My virginity
-walkable cities
-the music of the Beths
-the queer homies
-Hank Hill quality asses
-Calling home runs ‘ABSOLUTE PISS MISSLES’
Listen, we’re all incredibly happy for Josh Naylor as he awaits his first child, but the question is if Dan Wilson has the courage to enforce a mandatory Outercourse January in order to avoid the same pitfalls next year.
October 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Listen, we’re all incredibly happy for Josh Naylor as he awaits his first child, but the question is if Dan Wilson has the courage to enforce a mandatory Outercourse January in order to avoid the same pitfalls next year.
This has been a few of the worst weeks I’ve ever had, but watching these kids play makes it so much better. Go Mariners.🙌
September 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This has been a few of the worst weeks I’ve ever had, but watching these kids play makes it so much better. Go Mariners.🙌
Sure, I’m bummed I missed the Naylor news, but around the time it broke I was watching a community theater Sally Bowles sing “Maybe This Time” and that feels weirdly fitting.
July 25, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Sure, I’m bummed I missed the Naylor news, but around the time it broke I was watching a community theater Sally Bowles sing “Maybe This Time” and that feels weirdly fitting.
13 years on, still feel the same way about moving to Bozeman.
"I was most shocked when I heard about, there's a volcano."
"Not really sure about that yet."
"Not really sure about that yet."
"I didn't really know where Seattle was, to be honest" said Mariners first-round pick Kade Anderson, who was born, raised, and attended school in Louisiana. "But since I've been here, the weather has really shocked me, how nice it is here...how clean it is with all the green trees and everything."
July 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
13 years on, still feel the same way about moving to Bozeman.
Just as soon as I turn on the game. Sorry George. 🤦
July 22, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Just as soon as I turn on the game. Sorry George. 🤦
The Astros were bad and got a lump of Cole.
July 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The Astros were bad and got a lump of Cole.
You ever just find yourself staring at the stars, looking deep into the furnace of creation, past time itself into the very origin of all we know, and find yourself thinking…”I wonder what Michael Chiklis is doing right now”
June 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You ever just find yourself staring at the stars, looking deep into the furnace of creation, past time itself into the very origin of all we know, and find yourself thinking…”I wonder what Michael Chiklis is doing right now”
Being from Pullman, WA, every time I walk past someone eating hummus I’m compelled to say “you’re fucking welcome” just as much as I’m inclined to give a “go Cougs” to anyone in an airport wearing crimson & grey.
Do you feel connected to your hometown?As in having a sense of hometown pride?
June 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Being from Pullman, WA, every time I walk past someone eating hummus I’m compelled to say “you’re fucking welcome” just as much as I’m inclined to give a “go Cougs” to anyone in an airport wearing crimson & grey.
Mariners fans, may we not rest until we convince the Mariners into playing the chorus of this song when George is on the bump.
Kirby
Aesop Rock · The Impossible Kid · Song · 2016
open.spotify.com
May 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Mariners fans, may we not rest until we convince the Mariners into playing the chorus of this song when George is on the bump.
There being no baseball on a night where I have no obligations should absolutely be illegal and I hope the new pope fixes it.
May 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
There being no baseball on a night where I have no obligations should absolutely be illegal and I hope the new pope fixes it.
I’m sad because I wanted more extra innings, and rowdy cruelly ended that dream.
It’s ironic that a man named Rowdy makes me feel so incredibly sad.
April 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I’m sad because I wanted more extra innings, and rowdy cruelly ended that dream.
It’s ironic that a man named Rowdy makes me feel so incredibly sad.
April 19, 2025 at 10:16 PM
It’s ironic that a man named Rowdy makes me feel so incredibly sad.
Can’t really explain it but Trent Thornton gives me the vibe of a guy who would sell the hell out of a Jeep Liberty to you and give you a square deal on top of it. Refers to the car as a “Damn Fine Machine”. Firm handshake on closing. Rocks a dealership branded polo like a goddamn champion.
April 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Can’t really explain it but Trent Thornton gives me the vibe of a guy who would sell the hell out of a Jeep Liberty to you and give you a square deal on top of it. Refers to the car as a “Damn Fine Machine”. Firm handshake on closing. Rocks a dealership branded polo like a goddamn champion.
Noah Murdock, Cy Young lock.
March 30, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Noah Murdock, Cy Young lock.
Turns out crow is delicious.
I awake from 4 straight days of influenza just to find that the Mariners have resigned Jorge Polanco. I preferred the flu.
March 28, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Turns out crow is delicious.
Really great to see someone fully realize the dream of every earthbound only child.
when space budgets hit so hard you end up playing with yourself
March 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Really great to see someone fully realize the dream of every earthbound only child.
🎶COME TO THE CRABARET WITH CHUM! CHUM TO THE CRABARET🎶
March 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
🎶COME TO THE CRABARET WITH CHUM! CHUM TO THE CRABARET🎶
People who don’t work in music always say things to me like “I bet you party every night with those musicians”
Little do they know that I’m a venue manager and musicians literally spend thousands a year hiring tour managers for the right to talk to me as little as humanly possible.
Little do they know that I’m a venue manager and musicians literally spend thousands a year hiring tour managers for the right to talk to me as little as humanly possible.
March 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
People who don’t work in music always say things to me like “I bet you party every night with those musicians”
Little do they know that I’m a venue manager and musicians literally spend thousands a year hiring tour managers for the right to talk to me as little as humanly possible.
Little do they know that I’m a venue manager and musicians literally spend thousands a year hiring tour managers for the right to talk to me as little as humanly possible.
I have to be at work in an hour and I’m hoping in vain to see the Mariners get a hit before then.
February 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I have to be at work in an hour and I’m hoping in vain to see the Mariners get a hit before then.
Curse the marine layer for keeping that one in the park.
February 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Curse the marine layer for keeping that one in the park.
“Spring” training here in Montana. Go Nerz.
February 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
“Spring” training here in Montana. Go Nerz.
The Mariner fan urge to say “it’s over” after one spring training home run.
February 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The Mariner fan urge to say “it’s over” after one spring training home run.