Dana Olita
danaolita.bsky.social
Dana Olita
@danaolita.bsky.social
Award winning Writer. Stand up comedian, Philly gal
Go Birds 🦅
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CNN: “An older couple making $85K/year will see their yearly insurance premiums jump from $7K to $25,000 — 30% of their income.” 😳#TrumpShutdown #TrumpHealthCareTax

This is what Dems are drawing attention to and want fixed. Now, not later.
October 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
December 13, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Someday my idol @markhamillofficial.bsky.social will follow me on one of these platforms. I will forever remain hopeful………
December 2, 2024 at 1:29 AM
Sounds like a direct threat from Putin. Donny better stay away from any open windows
Putin threatens to assassinate Trump.

"I am amazed that absolutely uncivilized means have been used against Trump, all the way up to assassination attempts, numerous assassination attempts. I think he is not safe even now."

All the Putin bots have fired off on twitter chanting “Donald be careful.”
November 29, 2024 at 4:27 AM
post it on the fridge so you have the numbers handy!!!
Helpful hotlines today:

1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey

1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce

1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin

Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Yes I know it’s sarcasm but it’s also accurate. #trumpisamonster #trumpisarapist #trumpsucks #fucktrump
November 27, 2024 at 2:18 PM
fixed it for you. How did we get here again? #fucktrump #trumpisamonster
November 26, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Seen at the Philadelphia marathon today! #dallassucks #gobirds #philly #Eagles #philamarathon
November 24, 2024 at 8:59 PM
November 24, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Our future 😢 #saveobamacare #fucktrump
November 24, 2024 at 12:24 AM
My eye. It looks greenish grey to the naked eye.
November 21, 2024 at 4:54 AM
They wanted it and they got it 🤬🤬🤬 #trumpsucks #fucktrump
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 PM
I intend to be the same exact person at 80 years old as I am today #fucktrump
November 20, 2024 at 2:24 PM
@diaz.ai so cool you’re in France I am seriously considering it as I also hold an Italian passport. I have been refreshing my French on Duolingo :) Bon midi 🤗
November 20, 2024 at 2:23 PM
I’m going to take every opportunity to say it as Trump burns down this country.
November 20, 2024 at 1:36 PM
@bsky.app my friend @bizinatch.bsky.social is mad because when he shares his bluesky posts in a text message there is no preview but anyone else’s has a preview. How can he fix that?
November 19, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Who had MTG willing to expose the entire GOP on their bingo card?
November 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Fuck everyone that sold out the women in their lives for .50 a carton
November 18, 2024 at 4:55 PM
@sarahmillican.bsky.social OMG I’m so glad you’re here ;) we comediennes have to stick together
November 16, 2024 at 12:23 AM
@sarahmcmullannz.bsky.social so glad you’re here!!!
November 15, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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Alright friends it's the first #doggywednesday on Bluesky!

Show me a picture of your doggy, furry friend or animal! 🐶🐱🐷🐸🪿🐰🐥

(Make sure to repost and let the people know we are here!)

Nori will sit anywhere she pleases.
November 14, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Somebody said it’s required to post our doggos! meet Rosie and Indigo my sweet girls #dogsofbluesky #doggies
November 13, 2024 at 3:39 AM
@ljuxtapositionl.bsky.social We may be related as I a Plantagenet too! I go back from the West family / Count De La Ware line
November 13, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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Marco Rubio, Trump’s Secretary of State pick, explicitly said yesterday that he would NOT call for a ceasefire in Gaza.

Great job to all the protest voters who snubbed Harris over Israel - you guys are really playing 6D chess here.
November 12, 2024 at 1:56 PM
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I plan on treating the next four years just like the pandemic…because that’s what it is. Thank goodness for a work-from-home job and Target Circle 360!
November 12, 2024 at 7:57 PM