Good job, Canada! 🥺

Ever been halfway through an Aldi when a wardrobe malfunction occurs? Say a front clasp bra pops open under your shirt and then you have to finish shopping with upper arms pressed to your sides keeping things in place, while grabbing stuff off shelves like a T-Rex?
Me either, until today.
🦖 Rawr 🤣

It's still the Gulf of Mexico, and trans people still exist. The clown doesn't dictate reality.

BREAKING: Jimmy Carter has died at 100. The 39th president of the United States, who served from 1977 to 1981, was perhaps more famous for the life he led after leaving office — as an advocate for peace and human rights.

Read about his lasting legacy.

Seek out something good every chance you get.

When the sarcasm is genetic:
My kiddo's chorus group is singing Xmas songs at Epcot tonight, and I asked him to send me some pics since I can't go.
He sent me a photo of the front of the high school I just dropped him off at.
😆

'Tis the season 😈

German dancing today at the Krampus Market.

Going to hit a couple of local Xmas markets today and see if I can catch a little holiday spirit.

Current mood 💀

The highlight of my day was hitting the speed bump percussion precisely along with We Will Rock You on the radio. 😎
Enjoy the little things. 😁

Watched a good movie - Wild Robot - then took the kiddo out for AYCE sushi because his report card was awesome. It was a lovely day. 💚
Now I'm overstuffed and will be doing my potato impression for the remainder of the evening. 🥔

I feel mislead by all dystopian literature. It's supposed to be a powerful authoritarian government that lords over a cowering population, and and we just need need a few brave acts of heroism to give the people the courage to rise up.

Instead it's just half the country being dumb and mean.

So The Onion now owns Infowars. Not an Onion story. Enjoy the little things. 😆

Hello, anybody home??