Damn Good Doormats
@damngooddoormats.bsky.social
Painter of Doormats, Mother of Pugs, LGBTQ Biz est 2009
Who would you curse???
JK, I know who
JK, I know who
October 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who would you curse???
JK, I know who
JK, I know who
The Oompa Loompa in charge is not normal. I’m painted orange from surgery! Perhaps he is constantly ready to go under the knife?
August 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Oompa Loompa in charge is not normal. I’m painted orange from surgery! Perhaps he is constantly ready to go under the knife?
This calls for a friendly reminder that Trump is in the Epstein files!
August 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This calls for a friendly reminder that Trump is in the Epstein files!
After a decade of moral struggles to market my business during immoral times, I feel we finally reached the pinnacle of what the fuck
August 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
After a decade of moral struggles to market my business during immoral times, I feel we finally reached the pinnacle of what the fuck
You can hardly go jogging in this hellscape
August 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You can hardly go jogging in this hellscape
I gotta say, Patty, I love these lists! It’s really making it easy to build a community here. Thank you for doing this!
August 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I gotta say, Patty, I love these lists! It’s really making it easy to build a community here. Thank you for doing this!
I never thought I’d say this, but… Q-anon was right
August 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I never thought I’d say this, but… Q-anon was right
Some surprising news on the road through America…
May 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Some surprising news on the road through America…
The Remote Resistance has begun!
I’m deleting and blocking Fox News on TVs at rental places as I cross the US. Revolutionary acts can happen in your PJs!
I’m deleting and blocking Fox News on TVs at rental places as I cross the US. Revolutionary acts can happen in your PJs!
May 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The Remote Resistance has begun!
I’m deleting and blocking Fox News on TVs at rental places as I cross the US. Revolutionary acts can happen in your PJs!
I’m deleting and blocking Fox News on TVs at rental places as I cross the US. Revolutionary acts can happen in your PJs!
Great! Tammy’s ready for bed 🥰
May 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Great! Tammy’s ready for bed 🥰
You don’t want to gaze at my b-hole?
April 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
You don’t want to gaze at my b-hole?
HUGE SPRING SALE!
While we prepare to move to Canada (fingers crossed!)
All of our Deluxe Hand-Painted doormats are on sale as low as $20 with US shipping included. Quantities are very limited, so shop now!
#springsale #springdoormat #springdecor
www.damngooddoormats...
While we prepare to move to Canada (fingers crossed!)
All of our Deluxe Hand-Painted doormats are on sale as low as $20 with US shipping included. Quantities are very limited, so shop now!
#springsale #springdoormat #springdecor
www.damngooddoormats...
March 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
HUGE SPRING SALE!
While we prepare to move to Canada (fingers crossed!)
All of our Deluxe Hand-Painted doormats are on sale as low as $20 with US shipping included. Quantities are very limited, so shop now!
#springsale #springdoormat #springdecor
www.damngooddoormats...
While we prepare to move to Canada (fingers crossed!)
All of our Deluxe Hand-Painted doormats are on sale as low as $20 with US shipping included. Quantities are very limited, so shop now!
#springsale #springdoormat #springdecor
www.damngooddoormats...
Damn Good Doormats is going for Worldwide Domination! Glibalists working globalistically #prestigeworldwide #globalist
March 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Damn Good Doormats is going for Worldwide Domination! Glibalists working globalistically #prestigeworldwide #globalist
enjoy Werner Hertzdog in his perfectly sized beach chair 🥰#puglife #bewareofdog
March 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
enjoy Werner Hertzdog in his perfectly sized beach chair 🥰#puglife #bewareofdog
March 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oh no! My Perogi had diabetes. I still have boxes of her syringes and an expensive diabetes test kit. I’ve been wanting to send someone. Can I give them to you?
March 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Oh no! My Perogi had diabetes. I still have boxes of her syringes and an expensive diabetes test kit. I’ve been wanting to send someone. Can I give them to you?
Hosing down our all weather doormat makes a quick clean up! #shoesoff #springcleaning
March 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Hosing down our all weather doormat makes a quick clean up! #shoesoff #springcleaning
I’ve never been in a boardroom, but I’ll take these tip under advisement #corporatetips
March 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I’ve never been in a boardroom, but I’ll take these tip under advisement #corporatetips
Fighting for my rights since 1978
February 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Fighting for my rights since 1978
Can we establish our own island???
November 20, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Can we establish our own island???
Another beautiful day! Where’s my
Women over 50
Pug lovers
Small business owners
Baltimore living
Aging punk rockers!
Women over 50
Pug lovers
Small business owners
Baltimore living
Aging punk rockers!
November 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Another beautiful day! Where’s my
Women over 50
Pug lovers
Small business owners
Baltimore living
Aging punk rockers!
Women over 50
Pug lovers
Small business owners
Baltimore living
Aging punk rockers!
Morning world! What shenanigans are we up to today?
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 PM
Morning world! What shenanigans are we up to today?
I resemble that remark
November 15, 2024 at 1:39 PM
I resemble that remark