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Damn Good Doormats
@damngooddoormats.bsky.social
Painter of Doormats, Mother of Pugs, LGBTQ Biz est 2009
Who would you curse???
JK, I know who
October 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
The Oompa Loompa in charge is not normal. I’m painted orange from surgery! Perhaps he is constantly ready to go under the knife?
August 28, 2025 at 10:25 PM
This calls for a friendly reminder that Trump is in the Epstein files!
August 20, 2025 at 2:39 PM
After a decade of moral struggles to market my business during immoral times, I feel we finally reached the pinnacle of what the fuck
August 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
You can hardly go jogging in this hellscape
August 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I gotta say, Patty, I love these lists! It’s really making it easy to build a community here. Thank you for doing this!
August 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I never thought I’d say this, but… Q-anon was right
August 9, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Some surprising news on the road through America…
May 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The Remote Resistance has begun!
I’m deleting and blocking Fox News on TVs at rental places as I cross the US. Revolutionary acts can happen in your PJs!
May 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Great! Tammy’s ready for bed 🥰
May 4, 2025 at 3:16 AM
You don’t want to gaze at my b-hole?
April 12, 2025 at 12:23 PM
April 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
HUGE SPRING SALE!
While we prepare to move to Canada (fingers crossed!)
All of our Deluxe Hand-Painted doormats are on sale as low as $20 with US shipping included. Quantities are very limited, so shop now!

#springsale #springdoormat #springdecor
www.damngooddoormats...
March 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
March 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Damn Good Doormats is going for Worldwide Domination! Glibalists working globalistically #prestigeworldwide #globalist
March 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
enjoy Werner Hertzdog in his perfectly sized beach chair 🥰#puglife #bewareofdog
March 17, 2025 at 12:50 AM
waiting to hear if the hubs gets in to grad school in Nova Scotia is sooo hard! #refugee #ohcanada
March 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Oh no! My Perogi had diabetes. I still have boxes of her syringes and an expensive diabetes test kit. I’ve been wanting to send someone. Can I give them to you?
March 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Hosing down our all weather doormat makes a quick clean up! #shoesoff #springcleaning
March 16, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I’ve never been in a boardroom, but I’ll take these tip under advisement #corporatetips
March 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Fighting for my rights since 1978
February 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Can we establish our own island???
November 20, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Another beautiful day! Where’s my
Women over 50
Pug lovers
Small business owners
Baltimore living
Aging punk rockers!
November 20, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Morning world! What shenanigans are we up to today?
November 16, 2024 at 1:48 PM
I resemble that remark
November 15, 2024 at 1:39 PM