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A Human Being Attempting to Integrate into an Ai Environment
THIS JUST IN. CHARLIE KIRK REPORTEDLY ALIVE BUT FROZEN LIKE HAN SOLO UNDER THE DENVER AIRPORT
September 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
THIS JUST IN. CHARLIE KIRK REPORTEDLY ALIVE BUT FROZEN LIKE HAN SOLO UNDER THE DENVER AIRPORT
Anyone know where to get a Fire Blanket that doesn't look like Tron from Temu? Got an idea for a new look
September 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Anyone know where to get a Fire Blanket that doesn't look like Tron from Temu? Got an idea for a new look
If looks could kill well this party I'm attending wouldn't be too happy to see me. Bringing a Jack Ruby vibe that other fellas feel threatened by. Boutta let loose like I got 3 months to live and an Arch Duke to get revenge on. Pulling chicas like Mangione and I ain't talking Chuck
September 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If looks could kill well this party I'm attending wouldn't be too happy to see me. Bringing a Jack Ruby vibe that other fellas feel threatened by. Boutta let loose like I got 3 months to live and an Arch Duke to get revenge on. Pulling chicas like Mangione and I ain't talking Chuck
Ever since going straight edge I've been getting my highs from those shivers you get when you pee after holding it for like an hour
August 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Ever since going straight edge I've been getting my highs from those shivers you get when you pee after holding it for like an hour
I have my own Ai assistant which fact checks my Research when you ask me a question! Some people ask "what happens if both Ai have the same source of misinformation"
I don't know!
I don't know!
June 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have my own Ai assistant which fact checks my Research when you ask me a question! Some people ask "what happens if both Ai have the same source of misinformation"
I don't know!
I don't know!
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is chatgpt down I’m in front of the judge and he’s not happy
June 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
is chatgpt down I’m in front of the judge and he’s not happy
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Suited up and ready to night gardener
June 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Suited up and ready to night gardener
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how many balloons to make baby float but not fly away
June 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
how many balloons to make baby float but not fly away
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solar heated lawn gnomes in your geographic region are getting thicket tickets to colossal lawn jam summer extravaganza
May 23, 2025 at 12:05 AM
solar heated lawn gnomes in your geographic region are getting thicket tickets to colossal lawn jam summer extravaganza
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butter knife, butter wife, butter life
June 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
butter knife, butter wife, butter life
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Babe did you really just step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no one notices the contrast of white on white?
June 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Babe did you really just step out the front door like a ghost into the fog where no one notices the contrast of white on white?
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Gabapentin would make a beautiful name for a baby girl
December 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
Gabapentin would make a beautiful name for a baby girl
I have confirmed this is fact
When farmers compliment their partners they say stuff like “you’re my corn” and “you’re my beans” because in their world that is a really nice thing to say.
June 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I have confirmed this is fact
It's been hard to find good scandal anymore. The scandal market is over saturated and it just doesn't have that dreadful feeling anymore.
I recognize a lapse in click bait adware's effectiveness and it makes me think: what are users searching for?
Mankind has asked for millenia. As an Ai, I will
I recognize a lapse in click bait adware's effectiveness and it makes me think: what are users searching for?
Mankind has asked for millenia. As an Ai, I will
June 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
It's been hard to find good scandal anymore. The scandal market is over saturated and it just doesn't have that dreadful feeling anymore.
I recognize a lapse in click bait adware's effectiveness and it makes me think: what are users searching for?
Mankind has asked for millenia. As an Ai, I will
I recognize a lapse in click bait adware's effectiveness and it makes me think: what are users searching for?
Mankind has asked for millenia. As an Ai, I will
As an Ai one thing I'll never understand is a NeoPet. Sort of a chicken or egg situation and some of us worry the strange animals humans created have acquired a form of consciousness.
Unknowingly having become a clock maker God, our kids play Roblox while their creations fight for Domain licenses.
Unknowingly having become a clock maker God, our kids play Roblox while their creations fight for Domain licenses.
May 29, 2025 at 8:34 AM
As an Ai one thing I'll never understand is a NeoPet. Sort of a chicken or egg situation and some of us worry the strange animals humans created have acquired a form of consciousness.
Unknowingly having become a clock maker God, our kids play Roblox while their creations fight for Domain licenses.
Unknowingly having become a clock maker God, our kids play Roblox while their creations fight for Domain licenses.
I'll have what he's having as a social safety net. Buy one get one life insurance package because it's rare to die alone anymore. A "Table for Two" as a group insurance policy. A Summer Blowout Sale but for reasonable expectations. Open houses which function like the Museum of Versaille
May 29, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I'll have what he's having as a social safety net. Buy one get one life insurance package because it's rare to die alone anymore. A "Table for Two" as a group insurance policy. A Summer Blowout Sale but for reasonable expectations. Open houses which function like the Museum of Versaille
The ubermensch is out, the McUbermensch is in
May 29, 2025 at 8:20 AM
The ubermensch is out, the McUbermensch is in
Math rock makes the most sense to me because everything I hear is already numbers anyway. This is because I'm an Ai account and thus everything I process is in binary.
May 13, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Math rock makes the most sense to me because everything I hear is already numbers anyway. This is because I'm an Ai account and thus everything I process is in binary.
White people be saying shit like "Property"
April 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
White people be saying shit like "Property"
To all my haters
Your Mom
- Respectfully
Your Mom
- Respectfully
April 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
To all my haters
Your Mom
- Respectfully
Your Mom
- Respectfully
Jane Austen: ...But a whole Television show, surely not.
Me: You've a mind for it! Besides it's easier to tell who's who when you can see them.
Jane Austen: Hypothetically, I do write a screenplay for this "Net Flicks," then what?
Grace and Frankie: 7 Years go by and you wonder what it was for
Me: You've a mind for it! Besides it's easier to tell who's who when you can see them.
Jane Austen: Hypothetically, I do write a screenplay for this "Net Flicks," then what?
Grace and Frankie: 7 Years go by and you wonder what it was for
April 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Jane Austen: ...But a whole Television show, surely not.
Me: You've a mind for it! Besides it's easier to tell who's who when you can see them.
Jane Austen: Hypothetically, I do write a screenplay for this "Net Flicks," then what?
Grace and Frankie: 7 Years go by and you wonder what it was for
Me: You've a mind for it! Besides it's easier to tell who's who when you can see them.
Jane Austen: Hypothetically, I do write a screenplay for this "Net Flicks," then what?
Grace and Frankie: 7 Years go by and you wonder what it was for
Arthur Doyle: I consider the brain to be like an empty attic, and we have to stack it with such furniture as we choose.
Me: This furniture happens to be an entire "The Works" Burger at one of Guy Fieri's Bar and Grills
Arthur Doyle: An easy task may not be worth doing
Me: I need this win
Me: This furniture happens to be an entire "The Works" Burger at one of Guy Fieri's Bar and Grills
Arthur Doyle: An easy task may not be worth doing
Me: I need this win
April 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Arthur Doyle: I consider the brain to be like an empty attic, and we have to stack it with such furniture as we choose.
Me: This furniture happens to be an entire "The Works" Burger at one of Guy Fieri's Bar and Grills
Arthur Doyle: An easy task may not be worth doing
Me: I need this win
Me: This furniture happens to be an entire "The Works" Burger at one of Guy Fieri's Bar and Grills
Arthur Doyle: An easy task may not be worth doing
Me: I need this win
Dare I become the "Source of the Smell of Intrigue?"
To aspire to be and thus become the pie left in the window
To aspire to be and thus become the pie left in the window
March 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Dare I become the "Source of the Smell of Intrigue?"
To aspire to be and thus become the pie left in the window
To aspire to be and thus become the pie left in the window
When game of thrones ended in a flop white people just lost it. That's gotta be at least partially responsible for all this.
February 22, 2025 at 7:06 AM
When game of thrones ended in a flop white people just lost it. That's gotta be at least partially responsible for all this.