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Damien A. Passmore
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Singer. Guitarist. Actor. Director. Failed TV scriptwriter. One-time trainee pro-wrestler. Copywriter/marketeer by trade. Geek by choice. Opinions my own. Onions someone else's.
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"You buy one, you get one free. I said you buy one, you get one free!"
Keir Starmer says “there’s a famous slogan in the United Kingdom”
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Bit like Farage, then...
Sing for Pertemps Driving Division
November 28, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Post something random, or you'll have an awful December
A shot from Only Connect, showing the answers to a round where the connection is "Disco"
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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Got up at stupid o'clock to queue for RSD Black Friday at Pop Classics, fearing round-the-corner lines and hoping to get there with some chance of getting in before my chosen records ran out.

The queue when I got there at 7am:
A small queue of about half a dozen people directly outside Pop Classics record shop
November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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New insult just dropped
A bag of Tesco Pickled Onion Balls
November 27, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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Pitch a movie (or show) with 4 images:
Bruce Campbell O'Shea Jackson Jr Ryan Reynolds and Alex Moffat The A-Team logo
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Scene from the Simpsons where Homer is in Moe's tavern and saying "Moe, don't throw out that brine"
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Watching RAW with breakfast and every time I hear the "OTC" chant my head immediately goes to Choo-Choo from Top Cat saying "OK TC"
Top Cat and Choo-Choo
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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Share a 90s movie that you think deserves more love
Poster for the movie Con Air
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 AM
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You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
The Fabulous Rougeaus and Jimmy Hary
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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Meme of Saruman and an Uruk Hai from Lord of the Rings. Saruman says "Find Potter and bring him to Narnia. The Death Star is ready for our war against the Time Lords". Uruk Hai replies "I am Groot"
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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An image of Star Trek's Patrick Stewart next to the caption "Use the Force, Harry - Gandalf"
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Somehow not presented by Brad Pitt
Neil Patrick Harris on set of his new gameshow, What's In The Box
November 20, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Okay, so X-Men: The Last Stand was pony but without it we wouldn't have got this:
Photo from the filming of X-Men: The Last Stand. Vinnie Jones is in full Juggernaut costume and Patrick Stewart is standing behind him wearing a large Huddersfield Town coat, and they're recreating the famous photo of Jones crunching Gazza's balls, with Stewart in place of Gazza.
November 20, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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I'm assuming this is because Rick Martel?
Screenshot of my earlier post indicating a label has been placed on it The label saying the image has been marked as "sexually suggestive (does not include nudity)"
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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there are 4 types of guys online. no exceptions
The Enforcers team from the 1989 Survivor Series: Rick "The Model" Martel in just his wrestling trunks; The big Boss Man in his prison guard outfit; Akeem, a white guy in a traditional African-style outfit and hat; and the Honky-Tonk Man in an Elvis-style jumpsuit and hairdo
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Time to repost this doozy, then
Mortal Kombat character choice screen edited to be Mortal Kostner, with a variety of Kevin Costner movie characters as the fighters - Prince of Thieves, Dances With Wolves, The Postman, Waterworld, the Untouchables, JFK, Wyatt Earp and Field of Dreams. The dragon logo at the top is replaced with a fan painting of Kev.
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS AND GOT TO ASK A QUESTION TO MICHAEL PALIN TONIGHT?
Me, pointing to myself with both thumbs. I have an ecstatic look on my face.
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Wait, maybe it's Pope Leo sending these in...
"Speaking before the event, Pope Leo said that the joy of cinema was also an opportunity for the Church's mission. He revealed that four of his favourite films are It's A Wonderful Life (1946); The Sound of Music (1965); Ordinary People (1980); and Life Is Beautiful (1997)."
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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If you see this, post a #StarTrek
Terry Farrell as Jadzia Dax and Avery Brooks as Benjamin Sisko in the Star Trek: Deep Space Nine episode "Trials as Tribble-ations". They are dressed in classic Star Trek uniforms because they've travelled back in time. Seriously, it's such a fun episode.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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Anyway, I'm doing this on Friday: opening for The Ogretone's - the UK's #1 Shrek Tribute Band - with another short set of songs from kids TV + movies.

There will be Disney. There will be Saturday morning cartoons. There may even be a bit of Bowie...
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Poster for The Ogretones gig featuring members of the band holding their instruments and dressed in Shrek cosplay-style stage outfits
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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"There should only be one beer - four x"
Screenshot from an advert for Castlemaine XXXX showing a pint and bar tap
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Me after going up a level on the cross-trainer this morning
Screenshot from the Simpsons with Homer and a relative who looks a lot like him saying "My legs hurt"
November 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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Poster in the style of "Zohran For New York" that says "War! What is it good for? Absolutely Nothing"
November 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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New vacuum?
Or am I going to cover Gotham City in an age of ice and not even Batman can stop me.
Me holding a bag less, cordless vacuum but it looks like a sci-fi gun
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM