Ain't no fucking way.
Ain't no fucking way.
Also him: *clicks on first porn link labeled 'granny takes a hot load from grandson; shits on birthday cake'*
Also him: *clicks on first porn link labeled 'granny takes a hot load from grandson; shits on birthday cake'*
My mom: I haven’t done coke since the 70s
Me: COCA COLA MOM
My mom: I haven’t done coke since the 70s
Me: COCA COLA MOM
what if i told you we’re all on a lifelong pip?
every day, we’re learning and growing, trying to stay in life’s good graces, hoping not to get fired from existence itself.
but as long as we’re still here, there’s room for improvement.
and that’s kind of beautiful
what if i told you we’re all on a lifelong pip?
every day, we’re learning and growing, trying to stay in life’s good graces, hoping not to get fired from existence itself.
but as long as we’re still here, there’s room for improvement.
and that’s kind of beautiful
I'm an astronaut.
I'm an astronaut.