Dak
@daksahoy.bsky.social
📍Minneapolis | Twitch Streamer | Content Creator | Marketing Pro | I want to create dope work & do good things for the world 🍉
Damn google you didn't have to do me like that
April 2, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Damn google you didn't have to do me like that
It's a small milestone but a cool one! Cleared 100 subs on YouTube. It's been cool to see some actual growth on the platform the past month.
February 22, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's a small milestone but a cool one! Cleared 100 subs on YouTube. It's been cool to see some actual growth on the platform the past month.
Waiting at baggage claim to pick up my mom from the airport and there are FAR too many people who are arriving in Minneapolis wearing sandals or flip flops.
Guys it's February and there's 6 inches of snow outside!
Guys it's February and there's 6 inches of snow outside!
February 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Waiting at baggage claim to pick up my mom from the airport and there are FAR too many people who are arriving in Minneapolis wearing sandals or flip flops.
Guys it's February and there's 6 inches of snow outside!
Guys it's February and there's 6 inches of snow outside!
The people who deleted the TikTok app as soon as the ban went into effect are the same people who throw out directions when cooking & don't have to dig through the trash to triple check how long your frozen pizza was supposed to be in the oven for.
Honestly can't trust them
Honestly can't trust them
January 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
The people who deleted the TikTok app as soon as the ban went into effect are the same people who throw out directions when cooking & don't have to dig through the trash to triple check how long your frozen pizza was supposed to be in the oven for.
Honestly can't trust them
Honestly can't trust them
Saying "Skill based matchmaking" to someone is honestly one of the meanest and greatest insults. Like I'm sorry but it's just so good.
January 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Saying "Skill based matchmaking" to someone is honestly one of the meanest and greatest insults. Like I'm sorry but it's just so good.
I think a lot about what I'd do if I got that watch from the movie Clockstoppers and 9 times out of 10 my answer is just sleep.
December 30, 2024 at 5:01 PM
I think a lot about what I'd do if I got that watch from the movie Clockstoppers and 9 times out of 10 my answer is just sleep.
Please help I'm getting the urge to completely reorganize my apartment again.
December 26, 2024 at 8:37 PM
Please help I'm getting the urge to completely reorganize my apartment again.
I think my Alexa just tried to have a "What are we" talk with me.
I asked it to turn on the lights & after doing so it asked me "How much value does Alexa add to your life? Please rate on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is no value & 10 is great value."
Guys please help what do I say??
I asked it to turn on the lights & after doing so it asked me "How much value does Alexa add to your life? Please rate on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is no value & 10 is great value."
Guys please help what do I say??
December 23, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I think my Alexa just tried to have a "What are we" talk with me.
I asked it to turn on the lights & after doing so it asked me "How much value does Alexa add to your life? Please rate on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is no value & 10 is great value."
Guys please help what do I say??
I asked it to turn on the lights & after doing so it asked me "How much value does Alexa add to your life? Please rate on a scale of 1-10 where 1 is no value & 10 is great value."
Guys please help what do I say??
When you log into a video game during work hours and see your friend is also currently logged in during work hours.
a man in a sweater and tie is standing in front of a counter
ALT: a man in a sweater and tie is standing in front of a counter
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 5:04 PM
When you log into a video game during work hours and see your friend is also currently logged in during work hours.
Some days I think "nah I don't have ADHD" and then I realize that I've been watching videos about Saltwater Crocodiles for the past 3 hours after seeing one post about them on reddit this morning.
December 17, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Some days I think "nah I don't have ADHD" and then I realize that I've been watching videos about Saltwater Crocodiles for the past 3 hours after seeing one post about them on reddit this morning.
If you or a loved one have been absolutely decimated by a Celebi Serperior combo you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Just had one flip TEN coins on me and 5 of them hit. I never stood a chance 💀
Just had one flip TEN coins on me and 5 of them hit. I never stood a chance 💀
December 17, 2024 at 7:43 PM
If you or a loved one have been absolutely decimated by a Celebi Serperior combo you may be entitled to financial compensation.
Just had one flip TEN coins on me and 5 of them hit. I never stood a chance 💀
Just had one flip TEN coins on me and 5 of them hit. I never stood a chance 💀
I know I'm a nerd because every time I read DND on people's posts about taking time off for the holidays I instantly read it as Dungeons And Dragons and not as Do Not Disturb.
December 15, 2024 at 5:58 PM
I know I'm a nerd because every time I read DND on people's posts about taking time off for the holidays I instantly read it as Dungeons And Dragons and not as Do Not Disturb.
It's been a wonderful year on Twitch and I can't wait for more fun yet to come!
December 10, 2024 at 5:33 PM
It's been a wonderful year on Twitch and I can't wait for more fun yet to come!
Happy birthday to the Queen 👑
Miss Luci is 6 today!
Oh and I guess I'm 31 today too 😂
Miss Luci is 6 today!
Oh and I guess I'm 31 today too 😂
December 7, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Happy birthday to the Queen 👑
Miss Luci is 6 today!
Oh and I guess I'm 31 today too 😂
Miss Luci is 6 today!
Oh and I guess I'm 31 today too 😂
I always forget that I use Doja Cat as my alarm clock in the morning 😂
At least I got to see my top artist live this year!
#SpotifyWrapped2024
At least I got to see my top artist live this year!
#SpotifyWrapped2024
December 4, 2024 at 6:16 PM
I always forget that I use Doja Cat as my alarm clock in the morning 😂
At least I got to see my top artist live this year!
#SpotifyWrapped2024
At least I got to see my top artist live this year!
#SpotifyWrapped2024
You'll be completely fine and then out of nowhere a super intense dream about your ex.
What a way to start a Wednesday. Thanks brain 😵💫
What a way to start a Wednesday. Thanks brain 😵💫
December 4, 2024 at 2:09 PM
You'll be completely fine and then out of nowhere a super intense dream about your ex.
What a way to start a Wednesday. Thanks brain 😵💫
What a way to start a Wednesday. Thanks brain 😵💫
I'm just a boy standing here begging, pleading, sobbing, for it to be my turn to pull a god pack in Pokemon TCG Pocket.
December 3, 2024 at 3:16 PM
I'm just a boy standing here begging, pleading, sobbing, for it to be my turn to pull a god pack in Pokemon TCG Pocket.
🎶 he's making a list, checking it twice, an anonymous moose just changed the whole entire formatting, who the fuck is in my spreadsheet right now 🎶
November 30, 2024 at 4:30 PM
🎶 he's making a list, checking it twice, an anonymous moose just changed the whole entire formatting, who the fuck is in my spreadsheet right now 🎶
I'll never understand people who want flat light and perfect conditions. Give me the nasty weather.
November 23, 2024 at 9:48 PM
I'll never understand people who want flat light and perfect conditions. Give me the nasty weather.
The amount of men I see walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands or just doing a quick rinse is disturbingly high.
I never want to shake hands with anyone for good reason.
I never want to shake hands with anyone for good reason.
November 22, 2024 at 11:15 PM
The amount of men I see walk out of the bathroom without washing their hands or just doing a quick rinse is disturbingly high.
I never want to shake hands with anyone for good reason.
I never want to shake hands with anyone for good reason.
I use "twas" a lot more than I thought I would and I'd like to blame Clement Clarke Moore
November 22, 2024 at 9:43 AM
I use "twas" a lot more than I thought I would and I'd like to blame Clement Clarke Moore
Finally starting Arcane. I know I'm like 1,000 years late to the party lol
November 14, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Finally starting Arcane. I know I'm like 1,000 years late to the party lol
Well well well if it isn't all of us in the same spreadsheet pretending to be doing our jobs.
November 13, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Well well well if it isn't all of us in the same spreadsheet pretending to be doing our jobs.
The worst part about starting over on a new platform is trying to find all of the people who I had followed on Twitter.
November 12, 2024 at 3:49 PM
The worst part about starting over on a new platform is trying to find all of the people who I had followed on Twitter.