Author Dakota Cassidy
@dakotacassidy.bsky.social
USA Today Bestselling author of funny paranormal/romance & funny cozy mysteries. Obssessive list maker. Lover of empowered women, women's rights, human rights, books, animals, lobster and throw pillows. Oh, and Barry Manilow. :)
Whitney screwed herself with that episode of Mormon Wives. Sometimes it's better not to say the quiet part out loud. Especially if it means garnering votes for popularity. I despised her on the show, but she really was the best dancer. #DWTS
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Whitney screwed herself with that episode of Mormon Wives. Sometimes it's better not to say the quiet part out loud. Especially if it means garnering votes for popularity. I despised her on the show, but she really was the best dancer. #DWTS
In a distant second for me tonight was the Influencer. Her name escapes me, but her Maleficent was well done. Mostly tight and clean. #DWTS
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October 8, 2025 at 6:31 AM
In a distant second for me tonight was the Influencer. Her name escapes me, but her Maleficent was well done. Mostly tight and clean. #DWTS
Say what you will, and I've said plenty about her because she was horrible on Mormon Wives, Whitney can dance. That was epic. Mark Ballas is a choreography king. Stunning. #DWTS
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October 8, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Say what you will, and I've said plenty about her because she was horrible on Mormon Wives, Whitney can dance. That was epic. Mark Ballas is a choreography king. Stunning. #DWTS
Girl, consider yourself lucky. Nick showing his true colors is a blessing and will save you a divorce when he's spanking your pretend kids and telling them being gay is a fad. #LoveisBlind
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October 3, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Girl, consider yourself lucky. Nick showing his true colors is a blessing and will save you a divorce when he's spanking your pretend kids and telling them being gay is a fad. #LoveisBlind
"I'll be your Wish.com Zach Effron." Does #LoveisBlind not have mirrors, Nick?
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October 3, 2025 at 5:43 AM
"I'll be your Wish.com Zach Effron." Does #LoveisBlind not have mirrors, Nick?
How the first question out of their mouths isn't, "Who did you vote for in 2024?" remains a mystery. The political state of things is no longer an opinion, it's a matter of your moral compass.
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October 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
How the first question out of their mouths isn't, "Who did you vote for in 2024?" remains a mystery. The political state of things is no longer an opinion, it's a matter of your moral compass.
I don't care what anyone says, I hope Edmond and Kalybriah turn out to be decent people and really work. They're the only two that make me smile. #LoveisBlind
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October 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I don't care what anyone says, I hope Edmond and Kalybriah turn out to be decent people and really work. They're the only two that make me smile. #LoveisBlind
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This season of #LoveisBlind has me thinking about all these insufferable conservatives Netflix chose to broadcast, especially when Denver as a whole is as blue as Nick’s balls when he steals a glimpse at another man #LIB
October 3, 2025 at 4:11 AM
This season of #LoveisBlind has me thinking about all these insufferable conservatives Netflix chose to broadcast, especially when Denver as a whole is as blue as Nick’s balls when he steals a glimpse at another man #LIB
Kacie's talk dirty to me speech is a desperate ploy to win a man w/her body and looks. I hope Patrick realizes she's an insecure mess whose well of validation will always be a bottomless pit. #LoveisBlind
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October 3, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Kacie's talk dirty to me speech is a desperate ploy to win a man w/her body and looks. I hope Patrick realizes she's an insecure mess whose well of validation will always be a bottomless pit. #LoveisBlind
Patrick and Kacie's date just turned into Love is Porn. #LoveisBlind
October 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Patrick and Kacie's date just turned into Love is Porn. #LoveisBlind
Kait and Nick are perfect for each other. Both teetering on the brink of the MAGA abyss, spanking their future kids as they preach being gay is a fad because their friend "Shanice" suggested it. My eyeballs hit the back of my head they rolled so hard. They deserve each other. #LoveisBlind
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October 3, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Kait and Nick are perfect for each other. Both teetering on the brink of the MAGA abyss, spanking their future kids as they preach being gay is a fad because their friend "Shanice" suggested it. My eyeballs hit the back of my head they rolled so hard. They deserve each other. #LoveisBlind
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🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did. 🚨🚨🚨
May 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did. 🚨🚨🚨
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Reposted by Author Dakota Cassidy
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Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today:
1. Your countries all suck.
2. None of you know what you are doing.
3. The US is better at everything.
4. All because of me.
5. I’m right about everything.
6. You should listen to me & do what I say.
7. And give me lots of awards.
1. Your countries all suck.
2. None of you know what you are doing.
3. The US is better at everything.
4. All because of me.
5. I’m right about everything.
6. You should listen to me & do what I say.
7. And give me lots of awards.
September 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today:
1. Your countries all suck.
2. None of you know what you are doing.
3. The US is better at everything.
4. All because of me.
5. I’m right about everything.
6. You should listen to me & do what I say.
7. And give me lots of awards.
1. Your countries all suck.
2. None of you know what you are doing.
3. The US is better at everything.
4. All because of me.
5. I’m right about everything.
6. You should listen to me & do what I say.
7. And give me lots of awards.
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Preach
Donald Trump is way less popular than he wants you to believe.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
And you are significantly more powerful than he wants you to think.
September 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Preach
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De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."
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It was a master class on how to shame the powerful.
Jimmy Kimmel: "Most of all, I want to thank the people who don’t support my show and what I believe, but support my right to share those beliefs anyway."
September 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
It was a master class on how to shame the powerful.
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Gavin Newsom: "It was Hannity, all these guys -- 'Outraged! Offended! Disgusted!' Because we put a mirror up to Trump and the absurdity of what's going on in this country, the absurdity of Donald Trump, the absurdity of these networks playing into it"
September 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Gavin Newsom: "It was Hannity, all these guys -- 'Outraged! Offended! Disgusted!' Because we put a mirror up to Trump and the absurdity of what's going on in this country, the absurdity of Donald Trump, the absurdity of these networks playing into it"
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1. Jimmy Kimmel:
“The president of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs.
Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can't take a joke.
He was somehow able to squeeze Colbert out of CBS...
“The president of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs.
Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can't take a joke.
He was somehow able to squeeze Colbert out of CBS...
September 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
1. Jimmy Kimmel:
“The president of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs.
Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can't take a joke.
He was somehow able to squeeze Colbert out of CBS...
“The president of the United States made it very clear he wants to see me and the hundreds of people who work here fired from our jobs.
Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can't take a joke.
He was somehow able to squeeze Colbert out of CBS...
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Was not expecting that from Mr. Irwin. Kicks and flicks? On point. Well done, Sir. #DWTS
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September 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Was not expecting that from Mr. Irwin. Kicks and flicks? On point. Well done, Sir. #DWTS