David
David
@dajensen.bsky.social
Words, written by Louise Penny, we never hear from America's past and future president:

“I was wrong.”
“I'm sorry.”
“I don't know.” and
“I need help.”

I generally ignore DMs
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Can we just tow the Uvalde PD way the hell out to sea and let them quietly sink, glub glub glub?
🚨 Married GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales allegedly had an affair with his senior aide, Regina Aviles — who was found dead after she supposedly doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire, per The Daily Mail.

Uvalde Police are blocking release of the 911 call, video & records. (Daily Mail)
October 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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September 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Donnie, here’s what you can do to get to heaven…

Help the poor, which means not cutting their healthcare and child’s lunches

Welcome the stranger, which means not snatching an immigrant from work and throwing them in a concentration camp

Put others before yourself - enjoy Hell 😈 🔥
#ProudBlue
August 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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"I watched Snow White when I was a kid and I ain't gave a bitch a poison apple yet." is an all time bar
August 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Protestors have been projecting the innocent victims illegally kidnapped and detained by ICE on the side of the Los Angeles Detention Facility!!

Los Angeles has a spirit Trump can’t crush.

Los Angeles will crush him instead!!
August 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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not just that he has no constitutional authority, there isn't even any particular legal or institutional mechanism by which the president can make anyone treat this as anything other than a weird advisory opinion.
This “explicit” is a weird editorial choice. The constitution gives the president no power over this at all. It’s not ambiguous.
August 31, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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My FYP is showing me videos of Americans that moved to Canada and the difference between the two countries. I hat I hear most is that we can just relax in Canada and out out having to worry about safety, gun violence, it’s safe to walk at night.
August 31, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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No JD Vance, Newsom is not “mimicking” Trump. He’s mocking him.
August 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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1/ The FDA just changed the Covid vaccine access to 65+ and immunocompromised. I'm getting a lot of questions, so I’m going to do my best to answer them with the information that is currently available. Here are a few of your top questions answered 👇
August 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Update: it got funny again
August 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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"Every nation in the world has mental illness and racism and nationalism, but they aren't seeing the bloodshed we're seeing, and we can't ignore that we have more guns per capita than anywhere else, and that this isn't immaterial in the rising body count here."
Hey Republicans, It's the Damn Guns. And, It's You.
Dear Republicans,
johnpavlovitz.substack.com
August 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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AMERICA: “It’s a mental health issue.”

REST OF THE WORLD: “We have those. But don’t have mass shootings.”

AMERICA: “It’s video games.”

WORLD: “We have those too. But don’t have mass shootings.”

AMERICA B: “It’s cause they took Jesus out of the classroom.”

WORLD: “God, you’re stupid.”
August 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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If you want to test how bitterly it is possible to argue with your spouse navigating a hectic college campus with poor signage and multiple blocked roads where your map function isn't working and there's empty nest emotional baggage is a great way to find out
August 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Either the GJ REALLY didn't like this case, because it's easy to make the felony if there is physical contact, or the dipshits tried to overcharge it as aggravated. 50/50.
August 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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HAPPENING NOW: Scheduling conference in Kilmar Abrego Garcia's civil case challenging the government's efforts to deport him to Uganda.

Simon Sandoval-Moshenberg is repping Abrego Garcia,

Drew Ensign is back for DOJ.

🧵⬇️
August 27, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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⚠️WOKE CONTENT⚠️

🧵 Today's thread contains material that you will find disturbing, and rightfully so. Lynching Black people was horrific in and of itself, but what happened during & afterwards was gruesome.

Pull up a seat.🪑

#ProudBlue
#ResistanceRoots
#USDemocracy
#Voices4Victory
August 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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Reposting this in light of news Acosta will be questioned by House Committee. There are lots of questions that need answering. www.nbcnews.com/think/amp/nc...
Jeffrey Epstein's deal with federal prosecutors wasn't normal. The men who arranged it need to face the music.
Then-U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta violated the victim's rights, Justice Department policy and every prosecutor's instinct in this case.
www.nbcnews.com
August 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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Brown: In a state of 12 million people, half a million are going to lose their insurance.

People didn’t vote for that. They didn’t vote for higher grocery bills. They didn’t vote for veterans’ benefits being slashed. They didn’t vote for any of this.
August 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Multiple National Guard vehicles at the Lincoln Memorial which is not a problem area for crime
August 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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There’s no longer any pretense this has anything to do with crime (there are cities or parts of cities in SC and Ohio that have higher crime rates than DC — send the troops there!). This is about establishing a precedent for Trump seizing control of the nation’s capital when he wants to.
WASHINGTON (AP) — South Carolina, Ohio also sending National Guard troops to DC in further escalation of federal intervention in Dem city.
August 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Chump with Friends, including
Epstein, Ghislane Maxwell and
Chump Groupies......
August 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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What did Putin say that scared Nazi Spokesperson #213 so much?
August 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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EJ Antoni is on to something brilliant: if there are no jobs reports, then there is no basis for people to get worked up over joblessness.
August 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The Democratic women’s caucus sent a letter to DHS demanding ICE Agents clearly identify themselves, provide identification,
Wear identifiable clothing and stop wearing masks after multiple woman were assaulted by men posing as ICE agents.
#ProudBlue#Voices4Victory
democraticwomenscaucus.house.gov/m
Democratic Women’s Caucus Demands ICE Address Dangerous Impersonators that Assault Women; Demands Clear Identification To Protect Women
WASHINGTON, DC –  Today, Monday August, 11, The Democratic Women’s Caucus (DWC) led by DWC Reproductive Task Force Co-Chair and Liaison Judy Chu (CA-28) and DWC Members Sylvia Garcia (TX-29) and Nydia...
democraticwomenscaucus.house.gov
August 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM