DaiTengu
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Important take-aways from the NTSB assessment of the Francis Scott Key Bridge disaster -
NEVER LABEL THINGS. it's dangerous.
NEVER LABEL THINGS. it's dangerous.
November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Important take-aways from the NTSB assessment of the Francis Scott Key Bridge disaster -
NEVER LABEL THINGS. it's dangerous.
NEVER LABEL THINGS. it's dangerous.
There was an AWS Outage today that took down a bunch of major websites/applications, including Signal.
How the hell was Pete Hegseth supposed to inform his Generals about the Secret War Plans against obesity and facial hair?
How the hell was Pete Hegseth supposed to inform his Generals about the Secret War Plans against obesity and facial hair?
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
There was an AWS Outage today that took down a bunch of major websites/applications, including Signal.
How the hell was Pete Hegseth supposed to inform his Generals about the Secret War Plans against obesity and facial hair?
How the hell was Pete Hegseth supposed to inform his Generals about the Secret War Plans against obesity and facial hair?
Bare Metal FTW. While it doesn't mean fewer outages, At least I can do something about them when they do happen.
#AWSOutage #TheCloudIsJustSomeoneElsesComputer
#AWSOutage #TheCloudIsJustSomeoneElsesComputer
October 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Bare Metal FTW. While it doesn't mean fewer outages, At least I can do something about them when they do happen.
#AWSOutage #TheCloudIsJustSomeoneElsesComputer
#AWSOutage #TheCloudIsJustSomeoneElsesComputer
Ow, my brain has broken.
a devops manager just said
"We need to move away from hostnames and use DNS"
a devops manager just said
"We need to move away from hostnames and use DNS"
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Ow, my brain has broken.
a devops manager just said
"We need to move away from hostnames and use DNS"
a devops manager just said
"We need to move away from hostnames and use DNS"
Welcome back from vacation. Please stand in front of this firehose while we turn it on.
a man is kissing a little girl in front of a clubhouse sign
Alt: a man is kissing a little girl in front of a clubhouse sign
media.tenor.com
July 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Welcome back from vacation. Please stand in front of this firehose while we turn it on.
Welp, I broke my coffee maker.
I guess I'll go die now. Goodbye cruel world.
I guess I'll go die now. Goodbye cruel world.
July 8, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Welp, I broke my coffee maker.
I guess I'll go die now. Goodbye cruel world.
I guess I'll go die now. Goodbye cruel world.
If you have to pay your doctor for a prostate exam, is it technically prostate-tution?
June 17, 2025 at 7:07 PM
If you have to pay your doctor for a prostate exam, is it technically prostate-tution?
The Keystone Cops are real!
LAPD and LA Sheriffs tried to prevent two large protests from joining together in downtown and both departments ended up hitting EACH OTHER with impact munitions from across the same interesection.
June 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The Keystone Cops are real!
ChatGPT is fucking useless.
May 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ChatGPT is fucking useless.
Reposted by DaiTengu
When the midwestern pope slaps his knee and says "Welp, I probably should go" it means there is still another hour of mass left to go.
wonder if our new midwestern pope says "ope! let me squeeze past ya"
May 8, 2025 at 5:35 PM
When the midwestern pope slaps his knee and says "Welp, I probably should go" it means there is still another hour of mass left to go.
Good job, JD Vance, You fucking killed him.
April 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Good job, JD Vance, You fucking killed him.
Hey, can someone convince Trump to invest in nuclear power instead of coal?
Maybe point out that Europe seems to be adverse to it, that might get him interested.
Maybe point out that Europe seems to be adverse to it, that might get him interested.
April 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hey, can someone convince Trump to invest in nuclear power instead of coal?
Maybe point out that Europe seems to be adverse to it, that might get him interested.
Maybe point out that Europe seems to be adverse to it, that might get him interested.
Attribution: J J Sedelmaier - a UW grad, Animator, author and film director/producer, known for co-creating the "Saturday TV Funhouse" segment—including The Ambiguously Gay Duo and The X-Presidents—on Saturday Night Live and over 500 other TV & advertising projects.
#Wisconsin #Crawford
#Wisconsin #Crawford
April 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Attribution: J J Sedelmaier - a UW grad, Animator, author and film director/producer, known for co-creating the "Saturday TV Funhouse" segment—including The Ambiguously Gay Duo and The X-Presidents—on Saturday Night Live and over 500 other TV & advertising projects.
#Wisconsin #Crawford
#Wisconsin #Crawford
From a post about #Crawford winning the #WisconsinSupremeCourt #Election
Guess who dirty deleted the entire thread seconds after I made the final post?
#Wisconsin
Guess who dirty deleted the entire thread seconds after I made the final post?
#Wisconsin
April 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
From a post about #Crawford winning the #WisconsinSupremeCourt #Election
Guess who dirty deleted the entire thread seconds after I made the final post?
#Wisconsin
Guess who dirty deleted the entire thread seconds after I made the final post?
#Wisconsin
Once again, I'm proud of us, #wisconsin. We understood the assignment. Mostly.
April 2, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Once again, I'm proud of us, #wisconsin. We understood the assignment. Mostly.
I Bet JD Vance would be upset if he got asked to autograph this picture. Especially by mail.
The White House
Office of the Vice President
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500
The White House
Office of the Vice President
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500
March 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I Bet JD Vance would be upset if he got asked to autograph this picture. Especially by mail.
The White House
Office of the Vice President
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500
The White House
Office of the Vice President
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500
Indiana Jones (Jr and Sr),
Captain America,
Rory Williams (Dr Who),
Hellboy,
and honorable mention: The Blues Brothers
It's OK to punch NopeOceans
Captain America,
Rory Williams (Dr Who),
Hellboy,
and honorable mention: The Blues Brothers
It's OK to punch NopeOceans
February 1, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Indiana Jones (Jr and Sr),
Captain America,
Rory Williams (Dr Who),
Hellboy,
and honorable mention: The Blues Brothers
It's OK to punch NopeOceans
Captain America,
Rory Williams (Dr Who),
Hellboy,
and honorable mention: The Blues Brothers
It's OK to punch NopeOceans
Reposted by DaiTengu
"All hail, her most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Kronos, Regina Andor, All Hail Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius." (Still a better choice than Donald Trump.) 🖖 #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #Section31
January 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"All hail, her most Imperial Majesty, Mother of the Fatherland, Overlord of Vulcan, Dominus of Kronos, Regina Andor, All Hail Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centarius." (Still a better choice than Donald Trump.) 🖖 #StarTrek #StarTrekDiscovery #Section31
Random #paleontology question: did dinosaurs migrate like some birds do?
January 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Random #paleontology question: did dinosaurs migrate like some birds do?
Reposted by DaiTengu
A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
December 11, 2024 at 5:14 AM
A statement from The Onion about InfoWars.
Joe Rogan is the Dane Cook of comedy.
December 9, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Joe Rogan is the Dane Cook of comedy.
I hate Java. But I love this song.
The best comedy power metal band from Italy strikes again with another banger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8...
#Powermetal #Comedy #Nanowarofsteel
The best comedy power metal band from Italy strikes again with another banger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8...
#Powermetal #Comedy #Nanowarofsteel
NANOWAR OF STEEL - HelloWorld.java (Source Code Video) | Napalm Records
YouTube video by Napalm Records
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2024 at 5:43 PM
I hate Java. But I love this song.
The best comedy power metal band from Italy strikes again with another banger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8...
#Powermetal #Comedy #Nanowarofsteel
The best comedy power metal band from Italy strikes again with another banger.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8...
#Powermetal #Comedy #Nanowarofsteel