Daiquiri!
@daiquiripanda.bsky.social
Traveller. World builder. Memory maker. He/Him. Navigating through life, making mistakes, doing my best. 💍: @teft.bsky.social - Sex positive space - Furry/IRL NSFW + Everyday life. Chronically Son For Hire. Minors DNI 🔞
The most ominous message ever
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The most ominous message ever
Wanna know what’s crazy? This is them now, performing “Get Your Freak On”
December 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wanna know what’s crazy? This is them now, performing “Get Your Freak On”
Okay fuck you too spotify
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Okay fuck you too spotify
FUCKING KASS, FUCK
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 AM
FUCKING KASS, FUCK
Picturing myself like this today 🥹
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Picturing myself like this today 🥹
I have always staunchly defended that companies don’t “know what they’re doing” RE: furries and we just see what we want to see.
I take it all back. There’s no WAY.
I take it all back. There’s no WAY.
November 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I have always staunchly defended that companies don’t “know what they’re doing” RE: furries and we just see what we want to see.
I take it all back. There’s no WAY.
I take it all back. There’s no WAY.
Frustrated at work? Good things it’s hump day, and @lyrafops.bsky.social can provide stress relief. 💦
🎨; @scrappyvamp.bsky.social
🎨; @scrappyvamp.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Frustrated at work? Good things it’s hump day, and @lyrafops.bsky.social can provide stress relief. 💦
🎨; @scrappyvamp.bsky.social
🎨; @scrappyvamp.bsky.social
The way I read “Blow men dot com” then realized it wasn’t right so I out loud said “blow mern? Who is mern?”
Fitting timestamp
Fitting timestamp
November 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The way I read “Blow men dot com” then realized it wasn’t right so I out loud said “blow mern? Who is mern?”
Fitting timestamp
Fitting timestamp
CUNTY BANGS CAME BACK
November 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
CUNTY BANGS CAME BACK
I’m missing Cunty Bangs Deer in our backyard today.
November 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’m missing Cunty Bangs Deer in our backyard today.
“Lifeless” is how I have been describing it to anyone asking. The faces of these characters do NOT help, they’re so devoid of emotion.
Some dialogue is objectively hilarious for no reason, but otherwise its the same as the first for me; “SO much potential buuuut”
Some dialogue is objectively hilarious for no reason, but otherwise its the same as the first for me; “SO much potential buuuut”
October 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Lifeless” is how I have been describing it to anyone asking. The faces of these characters do NOT help, they’re so devoid of emotion.
Some dialogue is objectively hilarious for no reason, but otherwise its the same as the first for me; “SO much potential buuuut”
Some dialogue is objectively hilarious for no reason, but otherwise its the same as the first for me; “SO much potential buuuut”
I though I had tweeted this myself and forgot about it LOL
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I though I had tweeted this myself and forgot about it LOL
It’s okay she’s French
October 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
It’s okay she’s French
Presented without context
October 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Presented without context
I saw this online and someone said “It’s cause he’s weak to ICE” and that is literally the funniest joke I have heard in fifteen years
October 20, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I saw this online and someone said “It’s cause he’s weak to ICE” and that is literally the funniest joke I have heard in fifteen years
Wanna come hang out?
October 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Wanna come hang out?
Melinoë ?
More like Hella-no way do I wanna go into work today, I just wanna stay home and play Hades 2.
More like Hella-no way do I wanna go into work today, I just wanna stay home and play Hades 2.
September 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Melinoë ?
More like Hella-no way do I wanna go into work today, I just wanna stay home and play Hades 2.
More like Hella-no way do I wanna go into work today, I just wanna stay home and play Hades 2.
I just walked into my house to this gift from @teft.bsky.social and the first thing he says is “don’t worry, it’s laminated” and winks at me.
OMFG LOOK AT MY FAMILY PHOTO AAAAA
OMFG LOOK AT MY FAMILY PHOTO AAAAA
September 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I just walked into my house to this gift from @teft.bsky.social and the first thing he says is “don’t worry, it’s laminated” and winks at me.
OMFG LOOK AT MY FAMILY PHOTO AAAAA
OMFG LOOK AT MY FAMILY PHOTO AAAAA
It’s international Red Panda day apparently, so appreciate your red pandas the way they should be appreciated 😈
🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social
🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It’s international Red Panda day apparently, so appreciate your red pandas the way they should be appreciated 😈
🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social
🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social
It’s international Red Panda Day, so appreciate your red pandas the way they should be appreciated 😈
🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social
🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social
September 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It’s international Red Panda Day, so appreciate your red pandas the way they should be appreciated 😈
🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social
🎨: @josevulpes.bsky.social
