It was pre-Buffy, but it was like James Marsters and Anthony Head swapped nationalities!

Bloody Tartarus, Arachne...

Fuck me, I thought this kind of media drivel had died a death a ways back.

You'd need a grand to get a good haul out of M and S...

Have a word with Acast, guys. my feed's refused to update or download the new casts automatically for a week or three now.

Went out yesterday, was coming home two hours before the local official display when some berk set some off in his back garden and sent the giant black dog being walked in the narrow, dark because street lights are a myth to my local council, absolutely bonkers. Absolute joke.

Well it looks gaudy as all hell, but at least it's spelt right.

Was wearing a bright pink gym top for a non-uniform day at work last year. My assistant manager: "you look really good in bold colours!" My floor manager at the time agreed.

Neither of them told me I had the bloody thing on backward all day, did they?

I pray this remake trend goes the way of 3D sooner rather than later.

You know it wasn't until Jason turns up in Overdrive (I think - it's that one where he gets to say ten rangers is an army, which makes me wonder if Angel Grove taught maths) that I realised it was a belt buckle. Twenty-odd years I spent thinking they just had a coin in their back pocket.

There's still books coming out for Sharpe, I know that much.

Azeem was actually given the same name as the Arab in that show, until someone pointed out that he was an OF for that show and they couldn't really do that.

If he thinks Tommy Robinson is hard then he needs to stop watching so much EastEnders.