Specialists in both subterranean and surface warfare… “Underground, overground, the Star Wombles are winning them all” shouts battle brother Orinoco.

No complaints here with that view. We don’t mind the old school Standard type (topical reference there) it’s the flipping window rattling, military grade things, that people think are fine for a back garden.

Very sensible move Milly and Blueberry.

Well, the America’s are always going on about the right to bear Barms.

I’ll get my coat.

Oooo the Brown Bess colour scheme, we went with Halfords khaki green which is close enough for government (company) work.

Although far too early for the C word, it’s always nice to hear and see the Singing Snowman and Bivouac bear.

Poor pup, is the Kofi link a good way to help with a donation to his vets bill? Of course always happy to add to resin pile of shame if that’s a better way.

Impressive! Sadly, they are difficult to find, I guess not popular with supermarket shoppers or today’s refined tastes. Still nothing gives shrunken head vibes like a week old carved swede.

Nice to see a proper turnip /swede lantern, the hobnob of Halloween decorations. None of your fancy pumpkin craving skills will work on one of those rock hard devils.

Well it is that time, when the veils of reality thin and things slip through…