I break your budget deficit. Just like I break your friend.

Went on "one" instead of "go!"

Read the entire sentence, Doug. Maybe even read the post it's responding to.

Why are all these hot dudes dancing for me?

I walked into it saying I had "high hopes and low expectations," and was still surprised by how catastrophically it mangled and misunderstood its source material. It's wild to adapt a 200 year old book written by a teenager and produce something MORE ham-handed and LESS morally nuanced. Pretty, tho.

I have already arrived and will make my presence known when the time in right

If I were trying to shake an investigation into my multi-faceted heist that required the specific skills of a small cadre of master criminals, "I am a kid and I always dress like this" might be my line, too.

I smell opportunity and, I wanna say, peas?

If only it were more profitable to publish people who are consistently correct than people who are consistently controversial

He doesn't understand what a tariff is or who pays them

He has not done, and will not do, any of these things.

Nothing says "these are my boys!" like having to wedge yourself into the back of a photo just wide enough to include everyone but you.

in my experience, stupid people rarely feel it.