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@dadsmell.com
Kneeling daydreamer (he / him witchever)
Minors DNI 🔞 Seattle, WA 💍 (CHOP)
Minors DNI 🔞 Seattle, WA 💍 (CHOP)
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I’m also filtering Every Team You Can Name. Can we finally have a “Block everyone this user follows / that follows this user”? Doing it by hand blows.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I’m also filtering Every Team You Can Name. Can we finally have a “Block everyone this user follows / that follows this user”? Doing it by hand blows.
1 or 2….? Asking before I send to a friend. Not the first pic trade, but the first message since last fall.
I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈
I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
1 or 2….? Asking before I send to a friend. Not the first pic trade, but the first message since last fall.
I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈
I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈
Joke’s on you, HBO; I bought this years ago:
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Joke’s on you, HBO; I bought this years ago:
HI-DE-HO SEATTLE NEIGHBORS
If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good!
Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;)
If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good!
Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;)
August 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
HI-DE-HO SEATTLE NEIGHBORS
If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good!
Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;)
If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good!
Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;)
A problem with being terminally online and Disinterested in RageBait™ - I’ve probaby already blocked bsky’s main character of the day. 😅
August 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
A problem with being terminally online and Disinterested in RageBait™ - I’ve probaby already blocked bsky’s main character of the day. 😅
Not tagging each of you directly but yet again
🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥
STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic.
Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬
🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥
STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic.
Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬
August 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not tagging each of you directly but yet again
🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥
STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic.
Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬
🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥
STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic.
Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬
Avoid heat stroke: stroke sumn else with me. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
August 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Avoid heat stroke: stroke sumn else with me. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Cat Dad pride: someone just obeyed verbal commands and left the city mouse alone. It ISN’T the cat that thinks I hung the stars! 🤠
August 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Cat Dad pride: someone just obeyed verbal commands and left the city mouse alone. It ISN’T the cat that thinks I hung the stars! 🤠
Halfway hard and halfway through a wash cycle—
July 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Halfway hard and halfway through a wash cycle—
“Get a cat,” they said. “They’re cute and playful, and sleep most of the day,”
WRONG. And wrong, and wrong again! My shadow yowls at me from 5:30 AM to roughly 6:00 PM. My every action is observed, the slight tail flick voicing displeasure at idleness.
WRONG. And wrong, and wrong again! My shadow yowls at me from 5:30 AM to roughly 6:00 PM. My every action is observed, the slight tail flick voicing displeasure at idleness.
July 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“Get a cat,” they said. “They’re cute and playful, and sleep most of the day,”
WRONG. And wrong, and wrong again! My shadow yowls at me from 5:30 AM to roughly 6:00 PM. My every action is observed, the slight tail flick voicing displeasure at idleness.
WRONG. And wrong, and wrong again! My shadow yowls at me from 5:30 AM to roughly 6:00 PM. My every action is observed, the slight tail flick voicing displeasure at idleness.
New #Seattle #NSFW gay agenda just dropped: we convince Dionne Foster to include Mia Jacobson’s online push. Let me form an opinion over time, seeing it come together, reading what other constituents have to say… all at once, WHILE VOTING, blows.
Have a passion, VOTE- its prolly in your mail now!
Have a passion, VOTE- its prolly in your mail now!
July 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
GUNS, starring Roan as Donna Hamilton. Co-starring The Spouse as Danny Trejo playing Jack Diamond. SEE THIS DYNAMIC LIVE at Kitsap Pride, next occurring in 2026!
July 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
GUNS, starring Roan as Donna Hamilton. Co-starring The Spouse as Danny Trejo playing Jack Diamond. SEE THIS DYNAMIC LIVE at Kitsap Pride, next occurring in 2026!
E-waste litters the streets of Seattle… But it’s not SPECIFICALLY an inherent risk, or a failure of my neighborhood to clean? You’re telling me that this is somehow a thriving business model?
July 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
E-waste litters the streets of Seattle… But it’s not SPECIFICALLY an inherent risk, or a failure of my neighborhood to clean? You’re telling me that this is somehow a thriving business model?
My appt was 11:30, not 10:30. What’s this park called, again?
July 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My appt was 11:30, not 10:30. What’s this park called, again?
THREE CHEERS FOR UNEMPLOYMENT DAY
I’mma keep fucking slugging until I can take whatever I want. Hoo-fucken-rah.
I’mma keep fucking slugging until I can take whatever I want. Hoo-fucken-rah.
July 11, 2025 at 6:47 PM
THREE CHEERS FOR UNEMPLOYMENT DAY
I’mma keep fucking slugging until I can take whatever I want. Hoo-fucken-rah.
I’mma keep fucking slugging until I can take whatever I want. Hoo-fucken-rah.
Pike St, Seattle; outside Doghouse Leathers
July 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Pike St, Seattle; outside Doghouse Leathers
Absolutely huge amounts of in-the-trees time planned today. Take water, or aim for a catching a drink on the trails? 〽️🍆
July 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Absolutely huge amounts of in-the-trees time planned today. Take water, or aim for a catching a drink on the trails? 〽️🍆
NOT just a glazed hole, but I am BEGGING you to come over:
9th and Hennepin has a mobile donut truck. It parks by my apt on Thursdays. I think he opens at 8:30, officially…. I’m camped out.
Y’all. Come buy this man OUT. I need to keep this one little piece of scheduled delight right now.
9th and Hennepin has a mobile donut truck. It parks by my apt on Thursdays. I think he opens at 8:30, officially…. I’m camped out.
Y’all. Come buy this man OUT. I need to keep this one little piece of scheduled delight right now.
July 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
NOT just a glazed hole, but I am BEGGING you to come over:
9th and Hennepin has a mobile donut truck. It parks by my apt on Thursdays. I think he opens at 8:30, officially…. I’m camped out.
Y’all. Come buy this man OUT. I need to keep this one little piece of scheduled delight right now.
9th and Hennepin has a mobile donut truck. It parks by my apt on Thursdays. I think he opens at 8:30, officially…. I’m camped out.
Y’all. Come buy this man OUT. I need to keep this one little piece of scheduled delight right now.
Still can’t draw hands for shit. I want cake for lunch, now that my husband’s meeting is done.
June 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Still can’t draw hands for shit. I want cake for lunch, now that my husband’s meeting is done.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I made this instead of getting ready for a friend’s BBQ. I’m supposed to bring the wood.
Unless this root counts, I’mma be late. 🤤💦🍆
Unless this root counts, I’mma be late. 🤤💦🍆
June 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I made this instead of getting ready for a friend’s BBQ. I’m supposed to bring the wood.
Unless this root counts, I’mma be late. 🤤💦🍆
Unless this root counts, I’mma be late. 🤤💦🍆
Genuine question: do you think the pokemon is the log… And the noncom koala is just along for the ride?
May 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Genuine question: do you think the pokemon is the log… And the noncom koala is just along for the ride?
🥲 never forget the posting aspect ratio
April 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
🥲 never forget the posting aspect ratio
😒 I set up a cooking themed acct for my husband to play with. He entertained the notion, but didn’t actually ‘get in’- he doesn’t feel that the small substitutions are interesting enough to track. (I do. ☹️)
Seeing as I’m picking up three nights a week, I might ghostwrite. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Seeing as I’m picking up three nights a week, I might ghostwrite. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
April 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
😒 I set up a cooking themed acct for my husband to play with. He entertained the notion, but didn’t actually ‘get in’- he doesn’t feel that the small substitutions are interesting enough to track. (I do. ☹️)
Seeing as I’m picking up three nights a week, I might ghostwrite. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
Seeing as I’m picking up three nights a week, I might ghostwrite. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ