Rₒₐₙ
@dadsmell.com
Kneeling daydreamer (he / him witchever)
Minors DNI 🔞 Seattle, WA 💍 (CHOP)
Minors DNI 🔞 Seattle, WA 💍 (CHOP)
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ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I’m also filtering Every Team You Can Name. Can we finally have a “Block everyone this user follows / that follows this user”? Doing it by hand blows.
November 12, 2025 at 3:44 PM
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ I’m also filtering Every Team You Can Name. Can we finally have a “Block everyone this user follows / that follows this user”? Doing it by hand blows.
“Patel, 45, appeared alongside his partner, country singer Alexis Wilkins, 26, at the Real American Freestyle event…”
It really makes you wonder if ALL of these intergenerational relationships are predicated on the predation of young women, and if some of the insanity is due to. Young priorities?
It really makes you wonder if ALL of these intergenerational relationships are predicated on the predation of young women, and if some of the insanity is due to. Young priorities?
these dorks* are dorks*
* derogatory
* derogatory
So many private jets…
November 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
“Patel, 45, appeared alongside his partner, country singer Alexis Wilkins, 26, at the Real American Freestyle event…”
It really makes you wonder if ALL of these intergenerational relationships are predicated on the predation of young women, and if some of the insanity is due to. Young priorities?
It really makes you wonder if ALL of these intergenerational relationships are predicated on the predation of young women, and if some of the insanity is due to. Young priorities?
1 or 2….? Asking before I send to a friend. Not the first pic trade, but the first message since last fall.
I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈
I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈
October 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
1 or 2….? Asking before I send to a friend. Not the first pic trade, but the first message since last fall.
I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈
I’m into kindling in all its forms right now. 🪵🔥😈
Joke’s on you, HBO; I bought this years ago:
October 28, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Joke’s on you, HBO; I bought this years ago:
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happy first day of fall y'all!
here's a candy corn rat to celebrate! 🐀🎃👻
here's a candy corn rat to celebrate! 🐀🎃👻
September 22, 2025 at 10:26 PM
happy first day of fall y'all!
here's a candy corn rat to celebrate! 🐀🎃👻
here's a candy corn rat to celebrate! 🐀🎃👻
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no lgb without the t
April 17, 2024 at 3:01 PM
no lgb without the t
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HI-DE-HO SEATTLE NEIGHBORS
If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good!
Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;)
If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good!
Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;)
August 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
HI-DE-HO SEATTLE NEIGHBORS
If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good!
Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;)
If you'll be in Cal Anderson this coming Sunday, RSVP to volunteer to help set up (12:00)! Join me in learning what the center text reads! Understand HOW kimchi tastes so good!
Otherwise, RSVP for 1:00 and come make kimchi with me. Maybe I'll have handled your jar. ;)
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August 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Not tagging each of you directly but yet again
🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥
STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic.
Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬
🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥
STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic.
Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬
August 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Not tagging each of you directly but yet again
🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥
STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic.
Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬
🍳💥 🍳💥 🍳💥
STOP BOOSTING CONTENT THIEVES. Straight up disgraceful, and y’all wanna act like this behavior isn’t a shitstain on the Bluesky experience. May each of you find yourselves in WH Classic.
Wash it out, respect the creators you use to nut. 🤬
Avoid heat stroke: stroke sumn else with me. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
August 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Avoid heat stroke: stroke sumn else with me. ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
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*having a nervous breakdown about existential horrors* im reading gay werewolf smut
August 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
*having a nervous breakdown about existential horrors* im reading gay werewolf smut
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You don't get good soil without shit and rot
August 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
You don't get good soil without shit and rot
PLEASE. JUST FUCKING JUMP ALREADY
August 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
PLEASE. JUST FUCKING JUMP ALREADY
Cat Dad pride: someone just obeyed verbal commands and left the city mouse alone. It ISN’T the cat that thinks I hung the stars! 🤠
August 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Cat Dad pride: someone just obeyed verbal commands and left the city mouse alone. It ISN’T the cat that thinks I hung the stars! 🤠
😰 See; I’m not sandbagging, the moon is exalted in Taurus!!
August 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
😰 See; I’m not sandbagging, the moon is exalted in Taurus!!
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As the Moon makes its ordinary monthly visit to your relationship sector, it will be to find that almost everything has changed. For the first time in six years, there are no planets in Taurus to clash with. #Taurus
August 2, 2025 at 3:50 PM
As the Moon makes its ordinary monthly visit to your relationship sector, it will be to find that almost everything has changed. For the first time in six years, there are no planets in Taurus to clash with. #Taurus
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This. Sex workers, BIPOC people, and trans folx were the first people who made this place worth using. We pissed off the tech bros and NFT shillers, and set the mood and the community standards we use today.
You used to open Bsky with a 50/50 chance of seeing dick on main.
Horny *is* this app.
You used to open Bsky with a 50/50 chance of seeing dick on main.
Horny *is* this app.
“keep the horny off this app”
how about stop showing up and hating on the sex workers here that were amongst the first to join the app, actually.
set your muted words and moderation preferences so you don’t see what you don’t want to but don’t try to bully them off bluesky
how about stop showing up and hating on the sex workers here that were amongst the first to join the app, actually.
set your muted words and moderation preferences so you don’t see what you don’t want to but don’t try to bully them off bluesky
August 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This. Sex workers, BIPOC people, and trans folx were the first people who made this place worth using. We pissed off the tech bros and NFT shillers, and set the mood and the community standards we use today.
You used to open Bsky with a 50/50 chance of seeing dick on main.
Horny *is* this app.
You used to open Bsky with a 50/50 chance of seeing dick on main.
Horny *is* this app.
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I can’t get Apple Music to display the vocal track volume, and I cannot fathom why. Model MMX83LL/A, iOS version 18.5. If I read another guide I may throw up. 🫢
July 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I can’t get Apple Music to display the vocal track volume, and I cannot fathom why. Model MMX83LL/A, iOS version 18.5. If I read another guide I may throw up. 🫢
😭 Baron is too cute and too close to my house; someone should take the opportunity away from me
Need a judgmental aristocat in your life? Consider adopting or sponsoring these regal house panthers 😻
🐈⬛Maria Von Catt - Des Moines, IA:
www.arl-iowa.org/adopt/205012...
🐈⬛Baron Von Cat - Tacoma, WA: www.thehumanesociety.org/adoptable-pe...
h/t to @snarica.bsky.social for Baron!
#AdoptMe #SkyCats
🐈⬛Maria Von Catt - Des Moines, IA:
www.arl-iowa.org/adopt/205012...
🐈⬛Baron Von Cat - Tacoma, WA: www.thehumanesociety.org/adoptable-pe...
h/t to @snarica.bsky.social for Baron!
#AdoptMe #SkyCats
July 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
😭 Baron is too cute and too close to my house; someone should take the opportunity away from me
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ the only card I have access to that isn’t Mastercard is a Visa. Who’s bored at 10:30 AM PST tomorrow and can talk at length about virtually anything?
I'll make another thread with advice on how to maximize your damage, because it's super easy. Thanks for sticking around while I deliver the deep and forbidden lore. Also feel free to ask questions! I'll answer as best I can!
July 30, 2025 at 5:26 AM
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ the only card I have access to that isn’t Mastercard is a Visa. Who’s bored at 10:30 AM PST tomorrow and can talk at length about virtually anything?