Literally if you don’t laugh so hard during sex that u lose your place and gotta start the chapter over, what are you doing

I love when the pharmacy calls me using my deadname and they’re really confused by how deep my voice is so I just get to roleplay deadname’s husband and be like “yeah I’ll let her know” in my most manly man voice 🤣

Is autistic flirting just complimenting someone’s fidget?

(The answer is yes and I am the autist in question)

Am I really gonna download Duolingo again because they’re beefing with Drake?

… sí

Okay so I know 50 Shades of Gray is Twilight fan fiction, but tell me why the Star Trek TNG episode that’s just a clip show of Riker’s horniest moments is ALSO called Shades of Gray