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@Dabe
@dabe.com
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Unix/Perl/Mac (Formerly Amiga) Geek;
Swing Dance DJ/Instructor;
He/Him, but They's Okay
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Cover Art for George Clinton's 1993 album, "Hey Man... Smell My Finger"
October 29, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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The resemblance is uncanny! 😈
September 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Or these two...
September 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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The resemblance is uncanny! 😈
Side-by-side picture of Vincent D'onofrio as Edgar from "Men In Black" (an alien bug stuffed into a human's skin) and Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.
September 27, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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You don't even need to see his face to know who this is... Iconic! 🤩
Freddy Mercury on stage at Live Aid
September 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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"Wall Hung Hair Dryer"

Me: "Just change the 'A' to an 'E', ahuhuh!"

Wife: "H-E-I-R?"

🤣
Hotel hair dryer with text: "Wall Hung Hair Dryer"
August 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Age verification? My first car had two keys. 🔑
July 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Even though I'm usually
pretty loose with my humor,
sometimes I've been known
to come up with a comment
even I consider offensive and
in bad taste. Thus I'm
not gonna post it; sorry, not
sorry.

Look I get it, you're curious
if it's REALLY that bad but
sometimes you just have to
take my word for it!
Montage of the victims of the Camp Mystic floods in Kerrville, TX with the comment, "How soon before this becomes Biden's fault?" at the top.
July 8, 2025 at 7:55 AM
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It was either this or Jeffrey Dahmer...
Charles Manson with the Joni Ernst's quote, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, ANYWAY" overlayed
June 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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"Swing Heil!"

imdb.com/title/tt0108...
Poster for the movie "Swing Kids"
February 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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"King Size Whatchamacallit" is what they called me in high school...
King Size "Whatchamacallit" candy bar
January 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Red Meat — Itchy Fiberglass Pantsuit (Comic Strip) Panel 1: Earl, "My girlfriend says to me: 'Stop pickin' at that scab, Earl, or it's never gonna heal.'" Panel 2: "What the heck..." Panel 3: "It's her lip."
January 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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I can't be the only one who's imagining the sound of Howard Dean's feeble attempt at a yell, which cost him front-runner status in the 2004 election.

See: youtube.com/watch?v=l6i-...
Elon Musk's Nazi Salute at the 2025 Inauguration
January 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Red Meat FTW! @maxcannon.bsky.social
"Red Meat" Comic Strip *From the Secret Files of Max Cannon* **Felt Pads For Your Doo-Dads** PANEL #1 Son: "Dad... I just went [to] the bathroom in the pool." Dad: [Smiling] "So did I." PANEL #2 Son: [Looking Down] PANEL #3 Son: "Yeah, but Dad... I meant number one." Dad: [Frowning] "Oh."
January 14, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Or eyebrows... 🪒
Bob Geldof from Pink Floyd's "The Wall" — Having just shaved off his nipples, he now contemplates removing his eyebrows, as well.
December 3, 2024 at 9:26 AM
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Don Simmons was a GINGER!!?!
David Allen Grier as "Don 'No Soul' Simmons" in Amazon Women on the Moon (1987)
November 28, 2024 at 7:07 AM
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These were two separate posts
(I hope the app doesn't crop it...)
A juxtaposition of two Facebook posts, with Fozzie Bear's torso on top and an ad for Vans below, showing a pair if legs.
November 23, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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Post you from a different era
Me in my early twenties [~25 years, and, ~65 lbs ago] wearing a (tucked in!) blue button-down shirt, a wristwatch(!!) and no hat(!!!) in front of a bookcase containing — among other technical reference manuals — just about all the O'Reilly books we could get our hands on 🤓
November 20, 2024 at 12:17 PM
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Sean Penn as Jeff Spicoli from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" saying, "People on Ludes Should Not Drive" (I've never been sure whether he was accusing OTHER drivers of being high, or was simply self-aware of his own inebriation, and didn't care...)
November 20, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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In This House We Believe: Every Good Boy Does Fine Force = Mass * Acceleration Everything Is Awesome Do A Good Turn Daily BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER Party On, Dudes! Live Long and Prosper This Is The Way So Say We All
November 18, 2024 at 12:10 PM
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Spent Election Day at the Victory Monument in Yorktown, VA... «crossing fingers»
Standing in front of the Victory Monument in Yorktown, Virginia, which celebrates the surrender of British General Lord Cornwallis in 1781, wearing an "I Voted — Presidential Election 2024" sticker on a blue shirt
November 5, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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What was up with dressing kids in upholstery? 😱
Circa ~1977–78, my mom looking stunning; me in a matching Butterscotch-colored plaid jacket and slacks. 😱
October 22, 2024 at 5:23 AM
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Post a picture of who you think is the most beautiful film actress
Kathy Ireland in "Necessary Roughness" 🤩🤩🤩
October 22, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE: EVERY GOOD BOY DOES FINE FORCE = MASS * ACCELERATION EVERYTHING IS AWESOME BOWTIES ARE COOL BE EXCELLENT TO EACH OTHER PARTY ON, DUDES LIVE LONG AND PROSPER THIS IS THE WAY SO SAY WE ALL
September 21, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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Complaining about the price if gas nowadays is about as old as Trump's age! «zing»
Selfie outside an Exxon in Northern Virginia displaying gas prices of $2.959 (or $2.859 if you buy a car wash)
September 19, 2024 at 11:50 PM