Captain River (RP)
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River is practicing their shapeshifting abilities. They hadn’t expected anyone to be home at the moment, so they’re mostly just messing around.
March 2, 2025 at 2:56 AM
River is practicing their shapeshifting abilities. They hadn’t expected anyone to be home at the moment, so they’re mostly just messing around.
River seems tired today. They must’ve had a rough time sleeping last night.
…they probably had a nightmare.
…they probably had a nightmare.
February 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
River seems tired today. They must’ve had a rough time sleeping last night.
…they probably had a nightmare.
…they probably had a nightmare.
River made heart shaped sugar cookies. They’re decorated with mostly pink icing, but some of them have various pastel colors. They set all the cookies on a plate and set them on the counter. They put a little sign by it that says ‘Take One’ with a small heart on it.
February 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
River made heart shaped sugar cookies. They’re decorated with mostly pink icing, but some of them have various pastel colors. They set all the cookies on a plate and set them on the counter. They put a little sign by it that says ‘Take One’ with a small heart on it.
River got themself a small bouquet of flowers. The bouquet has white and yellow tulips, with a few lilacs in between. They set the flowers in a vase with water.
February 11, 2025 at 11:31 AM
River got themself a small bouquet of flowers. The bouquet has white and yellow tulips, with a few lilacs in between. They set the flowers in a vase with water.
River is making cookies. They’re using the fact that Valentine’s Day is soon as an excuse to make cookies.
February 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
River is making cookies. They’re using the fact that Valentine’s Day is soon as an excuse to make cookies.
“I nearly forgot that Valentine’s Day is so soon.”
River doesn’t really have any plans.
River doesn’t really have any plans.
February 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
“I nearly forgot that Valentine’s Day is so soon.”
River doesn’t really have any plans.
River doesn’t really have any plans.
River is lying on the couch with their ESA dog, Sadie, on top of them like a weighted blanket.
February 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
River is lying on the couch with their ESA dog, Sadie, on top of them like a weighted blanket.
It’s a little warmer today. River’s still bundled up, but they’re sitting in the garden. It’s the first time it’s been warm enough for them to go outside in a few months.
January 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It’s a little warmer today. River’s still bundled up, but they’re sitting in the garden. It’s the first time it’s been warm enough for them to go outside in a few months.
// The Markiplier Cinematic Universe (which includes Who Killed Markiplier, A Date With Markiplier, A Heist With Markiplier, and In Space With Markiplier). The verse is pretty inactive. //
January 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
// The Markiplier Cinematic Universe (which includes Who Killed Markiplier, A Date With Markiplier, A Heist With Markiplier, and In Space With Markiplier). The verse is pretty inactive. //
// Usually when River can’t sleep, it’s because they had a nightmare. When that happens, they make themself some tea and read a book. Reading helps distract them. //
QOTD
What does your muse do when they can’t sleep?
What does your muse do when they can’t sleep?
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January 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
// Usually when River can’t sleep, it’s because they had a nightmare. When that happens, they make themself some tea and read a book. Reading helps distract them. //
// A tired and weary monarch. Though they were never the highest in the government (only being a district attorney), they’re very tired and were somewhere in government. I probably took this too literally. //
QOTD
Who does your muse have the most in common with?
- An under appreciated artist
- A struggling business owner
- An old but resurgent warrior
- A tired and weary monarch
- A cunning evil wizard
- A noble and hopeful healer
- A manipulative socialite
- Jeb Bush
Who does your muse have the most in common with?
- An under appreciated artist
- A struggling business owner
- An old but resurgent warrior
- A tired and weary monarch
- A cunning evil wizard
- A noble and hopeful healer
- A manipulative socialite
- Jeb Bush
January 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
// A tired and weary monarch. Though they were never the highest in the government (only being a district attorney), they’re very tired and were somewhere in government. I probably took this too literally. //
It’s snowing. River has practically locked themself inside.
January 11, 2025 at 7:13 AM
It’s snowing. River has practically locked themself inside.
River is fidgeting with their hair. They were told that they have a few grey hairs, and they aren’t sure how to feel about it. They aren’t getting any older, so the grey hair must be from stress.
January 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
River is fidgeting with their hair. They were told that they have a few grey hairs, and they aren’t sure how to feel about it. They aren’t getting any older, so the grey hair must be from stress.
// Probably Shadow? I don’t know a lot of Sonic characters but he’s my favorite. I’d definitely need to do more research on general Sonic lore though. //
QOTD
If you had to write one character from the Sonic verse, who would you pick and why!?
For me, it’s Tails.
(Or Jim Carrey’s Eggman.)
If you had to write one character from the Sonic verse, who would you pick and why!?
For me, it’s Tails.
(Or Jim Carrey’s Eggman.)
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January 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
// Probably Shadow? I don’t know a lot of Sonic characters but he’s my favorite. I’d definitely need to do more research on general Sonic lore though. //
River picks up the bottle and quickly drinks half of it.
“Happy New Year!”
“Happy New Year!”
River bundles up in blankets and pillows on the couch. They open a bottle of nonalcoholic wine and pour some into a wine glass. They still have a couple hours until midnight.
January 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
River picks up the bottle and quickly drinks half of it.
“Happy New Year!”
“Happy New Year!”
River bundles up in blankets and pillows on the couch. They open a bottle of nonalcoholic wine and pour some into a wine glass. They still have a couple hours until midnight.
January 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
River bundles up in blankets and pillows on the couch. They open a bottle of nonalcoholic wine and pour some into a wine glass. They still have a couple hours until midnight.
River is bundled up for Christmas. They also make some gingerbread cookies and hot chocolate.
December 25, 2024 at 10:21 PM
River is bundled up for Christmas. They also make some gingerbread cookies and hot chocolate.
// They wouldn’t mind not being the monarch. They want to have a place in the government, but they’re perfectly content being second in command as long as they get some say. The only reason they’d want to overthrow their sibling is if their sibling was a terrible leader. //
QOTD
Let’s say - hypothetically - your muse is the younger sibling of a King or Queen.
How would they cope in such a position? Would they serve? Would they be ambivalent? Would they make their own name elsewhere or plot to steal the crown? Let us know!
Let’s say - hypothetically - your muse is the younger sibling of a King or Queen.
How would they cope in such a position? Would they serve? Would they be ambivalent? Would they make their own name elsewhere or plot to steal the crown? Let us know!
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December 20, 2024 at 5:08 AM
// They wouldn’t mind not being the monarch. They want to have a place in the government, but they’re perfectly content being second in command as long as they get some say. The only reason they’d want to overthrow their sibling is if their sibling was a terrible leader. //
“Depending on how attractive they find you, he isn’t wrong.”
An update from the final frontier! Commander William Riker has announced he’s working on a book about intergalactic diplomacy.
Sources claim it’s more of a guide on how to appropriately make out with the different civilisations of the universe.
Commander Riker responded: “Isn’t it the same thing?”
Sources claim it’s more of a guide on how to appropriately make out with the different civilisations of the universe.
Commander Riker responded: “Isn’t it the same thing?”
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December 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
“Depending on how attractive they find you, he isn’t wrong.”
River learned about Fish Game. They’ve quite literally never been so focused on a computer before now.
// I think River would like Fish Game. (This is partially projection on my part) //
December 14, 2024 at 5:45 AM
River learned about Fish Game. They’ve quite literally never been so focused on a computer before now.
// I think River would like Fish Game. (This is partially projection on my part) //
December 12, 2024 at 7:35 AM
// I think River would like Fish Game. (This is partially projection on my part) //
// But then what am I supposed to do with the random burst of energy I get at 12 AM //
Breaking news
You all need to fix your sleep patterns oh my god
You all need to fix your sleep patterns oh my god
December 11, 2024 at 8:34 PM
// But then what am I supposed to do with the random burst of energy I get at 12 AM //
// A third or so of the nights, they’ll fall asleep fairly early. They’ll usually wake up from a nightmare in the very early morning and be unable to fall back asleep. On other nights, they go to bed very late, but sleep the whole night. //
Late-Night QOTD!
How would you describe your muse’s sleeping pattern?
How would you describe your muse’s sleeping pattern?
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December 11, 2024 at 8:02 AM
// A third or so of the nights, they’ll fall asleep fairly early. They’ll usually wake up from a nightmare in the very early morning and be unable to fall back asleep. On other nights, they go to bed very late, but sleep the whole night. //
// I’ll make a reference image for River when I get drawing motivation back (and maybe have practiced a little because it’s been like a month) //
December 5, 2024 at 3:18 AM
// I’ll make a reference image for River when I get drawing motivation back (and maybe have practiced a little because it’s been like a month) //
River’s bundled into several layers of blankets. They don’t like how cold it is.
December 4, 2024 at 11:31 PM
River’s bundled into several layers of blankets. They don’t like how cold it is.