Dez
@d-goulden.bsky.social
Artist - Author - Content Creator - Small Business Owner
1995 - Scorpio - Nonbinary - Hellenic Pagan - Witch
https://linktr.ee/Desiree.Goulden
1995 - Scorpio - Nonbinary - Hellenic Pagan - Witch
https://linktr.ee/Desiree.Goulden
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My favourite jacket was an asymmetrical N7 Mass Effect faux leather jacket; unfortunately, BioWare decided at some point that all N7 apparel other than an ugly print dress should be exclusively for dudes. Like they scaled back on women's apparel but there's like 3 different men's jackets #masseffect
November 16, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My favourite jacket was an asymmetrical N7 Mass Effect faux leather jacket; unfortunately, BioWare decided at some point that all N7 apparel other than an ugly print dress should be exclusively for dudes. Like they scaled back on women's apparel but there's like 3 different men's jackets #masseffect
Honestly, it looks cute. I know people are less than thrilled with the next game being a mobile game, but historically speaking, every time they make an app a game is coming. Also, the music is nostalgic and the characters are cute.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7REC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7REC...
Ratchet & Clank: Ranger Rumble - Early Review (Is it SLOP?)
YouTube video by TheGamersJoint
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Honestly, it looks cute. I know people are less than thrilled with the next game being a mobile game, but historically speaking, every time they make an app a game is coming. Also, the music is nostalgic and the characters are cute.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7REC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7REC...
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The best man in Thedas (objections are not accepted)
#DragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition #IronBull #art #sketch
#DragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition #IronBull #art #sketch
February 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The best man in Thedas (objections are not accepted)
#DragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition #IronBull #art #sketch
#DragonAge #DragonAgeInquisition #IronBull #art #sketch
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October 18, 2024 at 11:59 AM
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April 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Yapping into the void here, but I don't really care if Invisigal worked for Shroud. Can't be mad at Flambae for holding on to grudges and then do the same to her. She's here, now, and deserves the benefit of the doubt.
November 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Yapping into the void here, but I don't really care if Invisigal worked for Shroud. Can't be mad at Flambae for holding on to grudges and then do the same to her. She's here, now, and deserves the benefit of the doubt.
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Being lop sided is annoying because like girls wi try to be a girl's girl and be like "your bra is crooked" and I have to be like "I wish, unfortunately the girls are in different time zones"
October 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Being lop sided is annoying because like girls wi try to be a girl's girl and be like "your bra is crooked" and I have to be like "I wish, unfortunately the girls are in different time zones"
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[ #art ]
OGs will recongnize her lol
(I just wanted to practice and I needed to update her reference for myself because she is hard to draw)
OGs will recongnize her lol
(I just wanted to practice and I needed to update her reference for myself because she is hard to draw)
September 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
[ #art ]
OGs will recongnize her lol
(I just wanted to practice and I needed to update her reference for myself because she is hard to draw)
OGs will recongnize her lol
(I just wanted to practice and I needed to update her reference for myself because she is hard to draw)
They never prepare you for the casual brushes with death that come with moving. Like there are 2 options.
1 - The move goes fine, nothing to say
2 - You get crushed by a hundred-pound dresser flying down the stairs and pinning your crushed chest to the wall because you couldn't afford movers
1 - The move goes fine, nothing to say
2 - You get crushed by a hundred-pound dresser flying down the stairs and pinning your crushed chest to the wall because you couldn't afford movers
September 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They never prepare you for the casual brushes with death that come with moving. Like there are 2 options.
1 - The move goes fine, nothing to say
2 - You get crushed by a hundred-pound dresser flying down the stairs and pinning your crushed chest to the wall because you couldn't afford movers
1 - The move goes fine, nothing to say
2 - You get crushed by a hundred-pound dresser flying down the stairs and pinning your crushed chest to the wall because you couldn't afford movers
I am packing so rather than normal videos I did a stream. Today we looked at r/zillowgonewild and r/funny
#react #reactvid #youtube #stream
www.youtube.com/live/ZCeL_qr...
#react #reactvid #youtube #stream
www.youtube.com/live/ZCeL_qr...
STREAM! r/zillowgonewild & r/funny
YouTube video by I Reddit Somewhere
www.youtube.com
September 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I am packing so rather than normal videos I did a stream. Today we looked at r/zillowgonewild and r/funny
#react #reactvid #youtube #stream
www.youtube.com/live/ZCeL_qr...
#react #reactvid #youtube #stream
www.youtube.com/live/ZCeL_qr...
I can not fathom the stupidity of the person who wrote this article.
We're cooked, we're cooked, we're completely cooked.
NO, JEWS ARE NOT WORSE OFF TODAY THAN DURING THE *LITERAL HOLOCAUST* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
NO, JEWS ARE NOT WORSE OFF TODAY THAN DURING THE *LITERAL HOLOCAUST* WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
August 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I can not fathom the stupidity of the person who wrote this article.
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One of my favorite facts about this is that Del Toro was *painstakingly* crafting the fish man so that all the women in his life agreed he was hot.
He considered it a mark of success watching Octavia Spencer lean out of her chair to watch Doug Jones walk past wearing his sexy fish butt.
He considered it a mark of success watching Octavia Spencer lean out of her chair to watch Doug Jones walk past wearing his sexy fish butt.
August 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
One of my favorite facts about this is that Del Toro was *painstakingly* crafting the fish man so that all the women in his life agreed he was hot.
He considered it a mark of success watching Octavia Spencer lean out of her chair to watch Doug Jones walk past wearing his sexy fish butt.
He considered it a mark of success watching Octavia Spencer lean out of her chair to watch Doug Jones walk past wearing his sexy fish butt.
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[ #ratchetandclank ] [ #lombaxoc ]
@viwhi.bsky.social and I decided to do an art trade (haven't done one of those in ages). Here's my part, featuring his OC Vise 🤗
@viwhi.bsky.social and I decided to do an art trade (haven't done one of those in ages). Here's my part, featuring his OC Vise 🤗
July 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
[ #ratchetandclank ] [ #lombaxoc ]
@viwhi.bsky.social and I decided to do an art trade (haven't done one of those in ages). Here's my part, featuring his OC Vise 🤗
@viwhi.bsky.social and I decided to do an art trade (haven't done one of those in ages). Here's my part, featuring his OC Vise 🤗
I call this: That fuck ass look boomer men give you when you say something they don't understand and they are about to claim you're a moron and the reason humanity is failing because they don't understand a very simple fucking sentence.
It's totally not based on recent experiences at all. #art
It's totally not based on recent experiences at all. #art
July 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I call this: That fuck ass look boomer men give you when you say something they don't understand and they are about to claim you're a moron and the reason humanity is failing because they don't understand a very simple fucking sentence.
It's totally not based on recent experiences at all. #art
It's totally not based on recent experiences at all. #art
Omg I can't escape Pearlmania. I had to block that guy on tiktok not because he is wrong or a bad person I agree with him on most things, but it's the constant screaming like a rabid animal I can't tolerate. Like you scroll and every other video is some white man screaming like cant you just talk?
a cartoon character wearing glasses and a black jacket is standing in front of a wall with a hand on it
ALT: a cartoon character wearing glasses and a black jacket is standing in front of a wall with a hand on it
media.tenor.com
July 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Omg I can't escape Pearlmania. I had to block that guy on tiktok not because he is wrong or a bad person I agree with him on most things, but it's the constant screaming like a rabid animal I can't tolerate. Like you scroll and every other video is some white man screaming like cant you just talk?
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
July 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
An important addition because this is all I could think about with the pose when I was exporting this:
#slycooper #carmelitafox #ps2 #suckerpunch
#slycooper #carmelitafox #ps2 #suckerpunch
July 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
An important addition because this is all I could think about with the pose when I was exporting this:
#slycooper #carmelitafox #ps2 #suckerpunch
#slycooper #carmelitafox #ps2 #suckerpunch