Elena
@czarelena.bsky.social
Russian in the UK. Pro-🇺🇦, pro-🇪🇺, pro-🏳️🌈. Bang into wine, cats and holidays.
Hahaaa hitler had a tiny dick
November 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hahaaa hitler had a tiny dick
We’ve been eating chicken
October 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
We’ve been eating chicken
Lmao this is such a colossal fuck-up. “Please hand yourself in” 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
October 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Lmao this is such a colossal fuck-up. “Please hand yourself in” 🥺👉🏻👈🏻
Thought this was a Sephora at first
September 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Thought this was a Sephora at first
So what? Stop babying people. Too much FA and not enough FO in this country
September 14, 2025 at 6:08 AM
So what? Stop babying people. Too much FA and not enough FO in this country
Doesn’t sound like the flying lesson went very well
August 25, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Doesn’t sound like the flying lesson went very well
Today I found out I have a Samsung account
August 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Today I found out I have a Samsung account
Wow this size guide is really useful
August 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Wow this size guide is really useful
Этот засранец научился точно имитировать плач ребенка. Теперь я в панике каждые 5 секунд подрываюсь выбежать из кухни потому что думаю, что она орет, а это этот вечно голодный говнюк сидит на пороге и воет.
August 12, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Этот засранец научился точно имитировать плач ребенка. Теперь я в панике каждые 5 секунд подрываюсь выбежать из кухни потому что думаю, что она орет, а это этот вечно голодный говнюк сидит на пороге и воет.
Just looking at the photo, I could not give any less of a shit about what this old white guy writing for the Telegraph considers his favourite places.
June 6, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Just looking at the photo, I could not give any less of a shit about what this old white guy writing for the Telegraph considers his favourite places.
Me: [holding sleeping Baby]
Baby: [very asleep]
Me: [gently putting sleeping Baby down]
Baby:
Baby: [very asleep]
Me: [gently putting sleeping Baby down]
Baby:
May 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me: [holding sleeping Baby]
Baby: [very asleep]
Me: [gently putting sleeping Baby down]
Baby:
Baby: [very asleep]
Me: [gently putting sleeping Baby down]
Baby:
Show me your muted words
May 27, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Show me your muted words
Because they’re psychopaths. Next
May 8, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Because they’re psychopaths. Next
Been out for birthday roast, now to spend the rest of the evening in bed eating cake and spending my Sephora voucher
April 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Been out for birthday roast, now to spend the rest of the evening in bed eating cake and spending my Sephora voucher
Winner of Smelliest Poops In The Universe Award
March 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Winner of Smelliest Poops In The Universe Award
Currently cutting about SE Asia ⛴️
March 24, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Currently cutting about SE Asia ⛴️
Look at that baby iPhone camera 🥹
March 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Look at that baby iPhone camera 🥹
Went to a gastropub last night. Bloody love gastropubs. Was thinking last night about how I’m not a ‘spit and sawdust boozer’ kind of girl; give me faux carriage lamps and an artisan gin menu any day.
March 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Went to a gastropub last night. Bloody love gastropubs. Was thinking last night about how I’m not a ‘spit and sawdust boozer’ kind of girl; give me faux carriage lamps and an artisan gin menu any day.