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@cyxilo.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW No Minors | Writer | 22 | He/Him | Commissions Open atm. Discord ID: Cyberxylophone1987
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TODAY'S THE LAST CHANCE FOR YOU TO GET A DISCOUNTED HYPNOSIS STORY! DM ME IF INTERESTED!
November 30, 2025 at 9:45 PM
TODAY'S THE LAST CHANCE FOR YOU TO GET A DISCOUNTED HYPNOSIS STORY! DM ME IF INTERESTED!
(Espresso |● release) Free therapy sounds like a good deal, especially after everything that has happened over the years. Everything seems completely fine... (Thumbnail art made by Anothermeekone)
November 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
(Espresso |● release) Free therapy sounds like a good deal, especially after everything that has happened over the years. Everything seems completely fine... (Thumbnail art made by Anothermeekone)
Now nearing their thirties, Pina and Bill have drifted apart. Bill works as a not-too-successful lawyer, Pina... well, he works a job that isn't exactly traditional.
(AKA: Pina's a host in a host club themed around fat herbivores and Bill finds out)
STORY L1NK: ⬇️
(AKA: Pina's a host in a host club themed around fat herbivores and Bill finds out)
STORY L1NK: ⬇️
November 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Now nearing their thirties, Pina and Bill have drifted apart. Bill works as a not-too-successful lawyer, Pina... well, he works a job that isn't exactly traditional.
(AKA: Pina's a host in a host club themed around fat herbivores and Bill finds out)
STORY L1NK: ⬇️
(AKA: Pina's a host in a host club themed around fat herbivores and Bill finds out)
STORY L1NK: ⬇️
Alright, campers! Today's challenge is to write a weight gain story WITHOUT using the words flab, slosh, jiggle or dough!
November 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Alright, campers! Today's challenge is to write a weight gain story WITHOUT using the words flab, slosh, jiggle or dough!
AAAAND BINGO HAS BEEN ACHIEVED! Thank you to all that commed me! If you want to gain one of the two prizes listed, you can still comm me to have a bingo!
(...pwease I want to wite Cat Sith)
(...pwease I want to wite Cat Sith)
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
AAAAND BINGO HAS BEEN ACHIEVED! Thank you to all that commed me! If you want to gain one of the two prizes listed, you can still comm me to have a bingo!
(...pwease I want to wite Cat Sith)
(...pwease I want to wite Cat Sith)
Clawhauser and Tenna have been claimed1 Now there are multiple bingos ready to claim! Solgaleo, Cait Sith, or maybe even someone claiming others like Zavok or Daroach? If you're interested, let me know! Even if you don't know what story to propose, I can help you brainstorm!
November 25, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Clawhauser and Tenna have been claimed1 Now there are multiple bingos ready to claim! Solgaleo, Cait Sith, or maybe even someone claiming others like Zavok or Daroach? If you're interested, let me know! Even if you don't know what story to propose, I can help you brainstorm!
(Espresso |● release) Ronaldo always longed for someone who could match his genius, but perhaps what he truly needed was someone who didn't have much going on up in their head...
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
(Espresso |● release) Ronaldo always longed for someone who could match his genius, but perhaps what he truly needed was someone who didn't have much going on up in their head...
NOW ON FA: You always loved heroes, but you loved Fatgum the most! When he announces that he'll be hosting a fan meetup with limited edition merchandise for sale near your house, you're beyond elated!
www.furaffinity.net/view/63088341/
www.furaffinity.net/view/63088341/
November 23, 2025 at 10:40 PM
NOW ON FA: You always loved heroes, but you loved Fatgum the most! When he announces that he'll be hosting a fan meetup with limited edition merchandise for sale near your house, you're beyond elated!
www.furaffinity.net/view/63088341/
www.furaffinity.net/view/63088341/
Puss has been claimed! Perhaps someone would like to get TF-ed into Cait Sith? 👀
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Puss has been claimed! Perhaps someone would like to get TF-ed into Cait Sith? 👀
Now on FA: Surely tampering with a strange substance wouldn't result in a mass island assimilation.
Right?
(Art by @tiburalgo.bsky.social)
(Story in the comments!)
Right?
(Art by @tiburalgo.bsky.social)
(Story in the comments!)
November 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Now on FA: Surely tampering with a strange substance wouldn't result in a mass island assimilation.
Right?
(Art by @tiburalgo.bsky.social)
(Story in the comments!)
Right?
(Art by @tiburalgo.bsky.social)
(Story in the comments!)
AI writing could never let you reference If Undertale Was Realistic
November 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
AI writing could never let you reference If Undertale Was Realistic
Louis and Greninja have been claimed! Looks like a diagonal bingo is near! May anyone want Clawhauser and Solgaleo? 👀
November 17, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Louis and Greninja have been claimed! Looks like a diagonal bingo is near! May anyone want Clawhauser and Solgaleo? 👀
(Espresso |● release) The night shift at Nintendo World isn't something that you would expect to result in anything but boredom. Little do you know, there's a new shipment that will surprise you.
This was a collab with Igglab!
This was a collab with Igglab!
November 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
(Espresso |● release) The night shift at Nintendo World isn't something that you would expect to result in anything but boredom. Little do you know, there's a new shipment that will surprise you.
This was a collab with Igglab!
This was a collab with Igglab!
Tom Nook, Gumshoe, and Asgore have been taken! If you're interested but don't know what story premise to choose, worry not! I love brainstorming ;D
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Tom Nook, Gumshoe, and Asgore have been taken! If you're interested but don't know what story premise to choose, worry not! I love brainstorming ;D
Now on FA: The Snow Prince of the city's hidden fight pit ends up facing someone who nags at his mind in a way he can't quite describe. Still, he has a show to put on, and he must do so in style. ⬇️
November 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Now on FA: The Snow Prince of the city's hidden fight pit ends up facing someone who nags at his mind in a way he can't quite describe. Still, he has a show to put on, and he must do so in style. ⬇️
And if you don't know what story to get, I'm supper happy to brainstorm! Here are a few examples of what I've come up with for idea "coupons" if you're interested ;3
(These aren't mandatory story premises to take, of course. This is just an example of a story premise I can come up for ya!)
(These aren't mandatory story premises to take, of course. This is just an example of a story premise I can come up for ya!)
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
And if you don't know what story to get, I'm supper happy to brainstorm! Here are a few examples of what I've come up with for idea "coupons" if you're interested ;3
(These aren't mandatory story premises to take, of course. This is just an example of a story premise I can come up for ya!)
(These aren't mandatory story premises to take, of course. This is just an example of a story premise I can come up for ya!)
It's time to play again! If you want to get a discounted story, it's time! Happy #Hypnovember!
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It's time to play again! If you want to get a discounted story, it's time! Happy #Hypnovember!
(Espresso |● release) Songs are something more than simple, pleasantly symmetrical strings of sound. Some even say that a song is enough to reach someone's soul, or even permanently change them...
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
(Espresso |● release) Songs are something more than simple, pleasantly symmetrical strings of sound. Some even say that a song is enough to reach someone's soul, or even permanently change them...
Characters made in a lab to be hypnotized to twerk at the screen
November 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Characters made in a lab to be hypnotized to twerk at the screen
NOW ON FA: A trip to the comic book convention takes a turn for the weird as you meet a particularly obnoxious yet paradoxically, strangely persuasive con-goer... ⬇️
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
NOW ON FA: A trip to the comic book convention takes a turn for the weird as you meet a particularly obnoxious yet paradoxically, strangely persuasive con-goer... ⬇️
(Espresso |● release) The strange effects of Bill's camera starts spiraling out of control, and no matter what, Legosi seems unable to stop it...
November 3, 2025 at 11:49 PM
(Espresso |● release) The strange effects of Bill's camera starts spiraling out of control, and no matter what, Legosi seems unable to stop it...
Now on FA: Happy Halloween! After the cursed painting takes further hold of Murray, forcing him to fully embrace gluttony, he reaches out to his friends for help... but things aren't as they seem... ⬇️
October 31, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Now on FA: Happy Halloween! After the cursed painting takes further hold of Murray, forcing him to fully embrace gluttony, he reaches out to his friends for help... but things aren't as they seem... ⬇️
(Espresso |● release) Ever since their adventures dried up after that failed stunt with their new car-based adventure, Kazooie and Banjo were forced to resort to the undignified practice of cameos.
It's a bit odd that they want him to cameo on a horror game, though...
It's a bit odd that they want him to cameo on a horror game, though...
October 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
(Espresso |● release) Ever since their adventures dried up after that failed stunt with their new car-based adventure, Kazooie and Banjo were forced to resort to the undignified practice of cameos.
It's a bit odd that they want him to cameo on a horror game, though...
It's a bit odd that they want him to cameo on a horror game, though...