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Cyrus Najmi-Vannini
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Attempting to use a social platform earnestly in 2024*—we'll see how this goes!

*2025. One down. Six to go. Then I'll have it all figured out.
Event today:
May 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Appealing all my deadlines to the US Supreme Court
April 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
We have never been more back.
🚨 Lorde shares new music snippet via TikTok.
April 10, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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see, here's your problem. you let a cat get in there.
March 7, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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what do you mean you need another fell swoop
February 26, 2025 at 2:52 PM
@triohousepress.bsky.social I think there's a website bug I can't order 80,000 copies
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 PM
Half of the buildings in Chicago are old converted shoe factories. I bought coffee in an old shoe factory. The riverwalk is a converted shoe testing site. I built an igloo and was told it was once a shoe factory.
February 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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boo NYTimes. go birds 🦅
February 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
patrick ma go home! is this anything
February 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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what if I told u they've been putting 5G in our milk?
February 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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You don't want to tell your children that all you did during this time was post. You should be podcasting too
February 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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My first chapbook, Kindling, made the Florida Review's longlist!
From 166 entries, the editors of The Florida Review have chosen 15 titles as semifinalists for the Jeanne Leiby Memorial Chapbook Award. All entrants receive a year's subscription to The Florida Review.
#theflreview
February 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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"Abdul" has a new digital life in Glint Journal. And another incarnation awaits in Sing Me a Circle, forthcoming from Trio House Press this fall!
glintjournal.wordpress.com/glint-15-sam...
Samina Najmi
ABDUL                     for my Abbu As a professor of multiethnic U.S. literature in Fresno, I often teach the writings of immigrant authors. We ponder what it means to speak of “home” and belong…
glintjournal.wordpress.com
January 8, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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So in all the discourse over how men don't read, I've noticed something weird.

All the articles about this issue say that there are multiple studies showing women account for 80% of fiction sales. But none of them link to the studies — just to each other. www.vox.com/culture/3929...
Are men’s reading habits truly a national crisis?
The questionable statistic at the heart of the “men don’t read fiction” discourse.
www.vox.com
January 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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me, about to go on a walk up a hill: I should take my laptop with me, it'd be cool to do some programming at the top of a hill

me at the top of a hill: oof ouch my back
December 14, 2024 at 4:48 PM
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i’ve seen enough. ban computer science. it’s radicalizing the young people
December 9, 2024 at 8:18 PM
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Imagine an issue. Wrong, it's more complicated than that
November 10, 2024 at 4:58 PM
my wrapped sucks
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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Joe Biden has pardoned Magneto
December 2, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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me: the blue shell only hits the person in first

alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift
December 2, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Ariana Grande when it's time to act really spoiled on screen:
December 1, 2024 at 5:08 PM