sailin on the lowercase sea (cynthia)
@cynth-nya.bsky.social
hey i'm an artist but on here i mostly just post shitty ideas that only i find funny. i'll try to post more art, sorry
22, trans gal, neuro. not human. she/they/it+some neos
current project: va for the bīkki no sekai fandub
22, trans gal, neuro. not human. she/they/it+some neos
current project: va for the bīkki no sekai fandub
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i have some exciting news! starting soon, i'm going to have the privilege to work on the unofficial fandub of a currently region-locked anime, "bīkki no sekai" (vicky's world)! i've gotten permission from the people in charge of this undertaking to share this information. stay tuned!
#animenews
#animenews
i just realized that, technically, because all the astronauts were wearing spacesuits, nobody has actually touched the moon. like sure they've touched rocks and stuff *from* the moon but that's like if you asked someone if you could pet their dog and they said sure and handed you fur trimmings
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
i just realized that, technically, because all the astronauts were wearing spacesuits, nobody has actually touched the moon. like sure they've touched rocks and stuff *from* the moon but that's like if you asked someone if you could pet their dog and they said sure and handed you fur trimmings
in addition to fun facts there should be fun lies. like it should be socially acceptable to be like "fun lie about myself, i invented aspartame in 1972"
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
in addition to fun facts there should be fun lies. like it should be socially acceptable to be like "fun lie about myself, i invented aspartame in 1972"
if someone is bigoted towards shallow pits does that make them a dentist
November 28, 2025 at 7:18 AM
if someone is bigoted towards shallow pits does that make them a dentist
what if instead of "that threw me for a loop" people said "that looped me for a scoop"
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 AM
what if instead of "that threw me for a loop" people said "that looped me for a scoop"
today is the one year anniversary of my dad's death. i miss him.
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
today is the one year anniversary of my dad's death. i miss him.
root beer implies the existence of branch beer. which i guess is technically what birch beer is so that's not wrong
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
root beer implies the existence of branch beer. which i guess is technically what birch beer is so that's not wrong
north carolinians when asked if something very likely will happen:
"i dunno, praleigh"
"i dunno, praleigh"
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
north carolinians when asked if something very likely will happen:
"i dunno, praleigh"
"i dunno, praleigh"
snoom
November 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
snoom
i had to, i was compelled by a divine vision from george and harold
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 AM
i had to, i was compelled by a divine vision from george and harold
last night i dreamt that i was at a country fair and the town i was in had historic mines and bc of the fair they were giving discount tours and it turned out that they were clam chowder mines. like they would mine until they hit a vein of chowder and then they would install a tap and collect it
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
last night i dreamt that i was at a country fair and the town i was in had historic mines and bc of the fair they were giving discount tours and it turned out that they were clam chowder mines. like they would mine until they hit a vein of chowder and then they would install a tap and collect it
the other day i overheard someone talking about how his lost a leg in vietnam and he said it was because he stepped on an iud and the friend he was telling this to said "you mean an ied?" and he straight up just goes "no, what is that?"
November 20, 2025 at 9:10 PM
the other day i overheard someone talking about how his lost a leg in vietnam and he said it was because he stepped on an iud and the friend he was telling this to said "you mean an ied?" and he straight up just goes "no, what is that?"
to avoid spreading misinformation, the band thirty seconds to mars has released an official statement clarifying that it takes three minutes and two seconds to reach mars from earth at lightspeed, and their name is purely chosen for its vibe
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
to avoid spreading misinformation, the band thirty seconds to mars has released an official statement clarifying that it takes three minutes and two seconds to reach mars from earth at lightspeed, and their name is purely chosen for its vibe
what if brad pitt is actually called pad britt but every time anyone actively thinks about him or is aware of his existence he is thought of as brad pitt because of the observer effect
November 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
what if brad pitt is actually called pad britt but every time anyone actively thinks about him or is aware of his existence he is thought of as brad pitt because of the observer effect
what if there were pre-versions of other bodily fluids
"i'm about to get a cold, i have presnot dripping from my nose"
"oh this injury's gonna be bleeding soon, look at all that preblood"
"i'm about to get a cold, i have presnot dripping from my nose"
"oh this injury's gonna be bleeding soon, look at all that preblood"
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
what if there were pre-versions of other bodily fluids
"i'm about to get a cold, i have presnot dripping from my nose"
"oh this injury's gonna be bleeding soon, look at all that preblood"
"i'm about to get a cold, i have presnot dripping from my nose"
"oh this injury's gonna be bleeding soon, look at all that preblood"
trump keeps calling it the big beautiful bill which is bullshit because i doubt bill clinton is really either of those things
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
trump keeps calling it the big beautiful bill which is bullshit because i doubt bill clinton is really either of those things
in today's episode of "unexplained mysteries" we will be looking into an unsolved murder, a series of strange phenomena surrounding a supposedly haunted site, and rumors that leonardo dicaprio may have recently been spotted with an age-appropriate woman
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
in today's episode of "unexplained mysteries" we will be looking into an unsolved murder, a series of strange phenomena surrounding a supposedly haunted site, and rumors that leonardo dicaprio may have recently been spotted with an age-appropriate woman
just walked past a guy who was listening to music on his airpods loud enough that i could hear it and when i walked by i realized it was literally just the fuckin italian brainrot song wtf
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
just walked past a guy who was listening to music on his airpods loud enough that i could hear it and when i walked by i realized it was literally just the fuckin italian brainrot song wtf
i put a fistful of change in front of a drug dealer and he told me it didn't cut it. i said that's fine i don't want it cut with anything
please help i woke up chained to a wall and there's a bear across from me
please help i woke up chained to a wall and there's a bear across from me
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i put a fistful of change in front of a drug dealer and he told me it didn't cut it. i said that's fine i don't want it cut with anything
please help i woke up chained to a wall and there's a bear across from me
please help i woke up chained to a wall and there's a bear across from me
gettin that surgery where they rotate all my organs 180 degrees and then slap me in the face and call me a slur
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
gettin that surgery where they rotate all my organs 180 degrees and then slap me in the face and call me a slur
yesterday i ordered some supplies on doordash, and they were very specific items so i made sure to have the dasher refund me if they were out of stock instead of getting alternatives. do you know what they did instead? got random stuff
November 1, 2025 at 4:05 AM
yesterday i ordered some supplies on doordash, and they were very specific items so i made sure to have the dasher refund me if they were out of stock instead of getting alternatives. do you know what they did instead? got random stuff
i just remembered that when i was in about second grade or so there was this one girl whose mom had a job in science. i don't know exactly what she studied but i do remember that every day the girl would come in with a paper bag lunch with a different fun fact written on it with visuals. it was cool
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
i just remembered that when i was in about second grade or so there was this one girl whose mom had a job in science. i don't know exactly what she studied but i do remember that every day the girl would come in with a paper bag lunch with a different fun fact written on it with visuals. it was cool
oh god weezer's chasing me through the serengeti in a jeep & i'm running for my life but rivers cuomo just keeps singing "ooeeoo yer gonna die like buddy holly" and then when he misses his shot he just adjusts his pith helmet & chomps down on his cigar & squints through his monocle and says "oh-oh!"
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
oh god weezer's chasing me through the serengeti in a jeep & i'm running for my life but rivers cuomo just keeps singing "ooeeoo yer gonna die like buddy holly" and then when he misses his shot he just adjusts his pith helmet & chomps down on his cigar & squints through his monocle and says "oh-oh!"
every time someone says oomf i have myself a little laugh because all i can think of is like. having finished a really good meal but having eaten slightly too much. like. "oomf!"
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
every time someone says oomf i have myself a little laugh because all i can think of is like. having finished a really good meal but having eaten slightly too much. like. "oomf!"
it's more than a bit concerning that half of the videos i watch about internet cults that were recently exposed cover things i was already aware of
i don't think i'll ever see one about pen but it's just a matter of time before i see one about silverwolf's cult imo, and i witnessed some of that
i don't think i'll ever see one about pen but it's just a matter of time before i see one about silverwolf's cult imo, and i witnessed some of that
October 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
it's more than a bit concerning that half of the videos i watch about internet cults that were recently exposed cover things i was already aware of
i don't think i'll ever see one about pen but it's just a matter of time before i see one about silverwolf's cult imo, and i witnessed some of that
i don't think i'll ever see one about pen but it's just a matter of time before i see one about silverwolf's cult imo, and i witnessed some of that
last night i had a dream where every year there was one week where all crime wasn't legal but the punishments for crimes done in that week were just minor inconveniences and nobody really bothered to prosecute them so people started posting little memes with cartoons of their most frequent crimes
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
last night i had a dream where every year there was one week where all crime wasn't legal but the punishments for crimes done in that week were just minor inconveniences and nobody really bothered to prosecute them so people started posting little memes with cartoons of their most frequent crimes