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CynicalWon
@cynicalwon.bsky.social
I'm a middle aged, smart-ass, punk-rock, left-wing, political junkie that frequently uses 4 letter words and satire.
-Husband
-Father
-Son
-Atheist
-Dog Guy (like cats too)
-Part-time Misanthrope
-Full-time tRump/MAGA hater
-Ally 2 all marginalized by MAGA
And they want stricter laws on abortion before they are willing to consider extension on ACA subsidies. I'd tell Dems to hold the line on that front and not cave, but that would be like screaming into the void.
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Senator Sanders, please bring forward a motion to amend the Democratic Caucus Rules to say that Chuck Schumer should lose his leadership position based on a set number of votes.
November 12, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Cuck Schumer strikes again.
November 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We are the third estate.
November 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Absolutely zero f*cking self awareness. Yeah, we were depressed because of the threat of a fascist regime. Well, we are living it now and that depression has changed to raging mania. When we make it out of this we will all need years of therapy and Zoloft. Some might need to be institutionalized.
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
...and for our discerning clients, you can own a piece of the ballroom by gifting a minimum donation of $1.3 million dollars. We call it the Presidential Elite Donor Owner Club, or P.E.D.O Club for short.
October 29, 2025 at 12:17 AM
$20 says Grinder Tiny Johnson has a gimp suit.
October 26, 2025 at 4:33 PM
SMH, there goes the Democratic establishment again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
October 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
No surprise. I'm sure that they won't be terminated, arrested, deported to a foreign gulag, or shot at on a boat in the Caribbean by the US Navy. Instead, these low-life POS Gestapo thugs will get to keep their jobs and continue to be the modern day brown-shirts that they have been.
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
It's the quaternary syphilis buildup in his neck vulva, contracted by promiscuous love acts with authoritarian strongmen.
October 24, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Please NY, primary that sh*t out of Jeffries and Schumer! They are ballast that is dragging the country down and stopping any kind of meaningful opposition to this tyranny. Yes, they are in favor of halting approval for the GQP's CR, but are complicit in passing the big bloated bowel bill.
October 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Most MAGA, and many with Johnson's particular brand of Evangelical Christianity, are postmodernists. They eschew objective and empirical truths for what they feel to be their own truths. They lie to themselves enough that they start to believe it, just like those in a cult.
October 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I think that her prose is eloquent and factual.
October 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
In addition to alternative facts, MAGA also has alternative math.
October 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The really sad thing is that it's true. He and the regime are already shitting all over the people in the US with his idiotic policies, executive overreach, and dismissal of our Constitution.
October 19, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Kudos to Tarlov. Man, I don't know how she does it... Going into the lions den daily to argue with those overly-confident, yet moronic pathological liars at Faux. Seems like a quick ticket to hardcore drug addiction or prison to me.
October 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Wow, that's a ton of crisis actors and radical violent ANTIFA terrorists! I guess ol' Soros is going bankrupt after this. /s
October 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Damn, I feel like that every single day. I have no idea how people can be oblivious to this tin-pot authoritarian dumpster fire sh*t show that we are all living through. It is literally streamed in 4K, 24/7. Must take superhuman levels of willful ignorance.
October 18, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Her constituents should not be paying any federal taxes until she is sworn into office. That is taxation without representation. I recall some people getting really upset about that same thing 250 years ago.
October 17, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Tiny Johnson is doing the bidding of his daddy. This cultish Congress, SCOTUS, and tin-pot regime are the most corrupt in US history. The things they are doing would make Nixon, Bernie Madoff, and even Al Capone blush. You know you've lost the plot when MTG can't support some of this insanity.
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
That sucks! I loved his MAGA World / Mad World parody. In solidarity, I think that we all need to channel Roadsteamer. Imagine thousands of people showing up to protest in animal onesies with karaoke machines to sing off key parodies.
October 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I would say they've goose stepped all the way through to a full-on sprint now.
October 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM