Cynical Crayon
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One son briefs the media that he's on death watch waiting for Charles to die, and the other son found out Charles and his team pulled their security because he married and had children with a black woman, full-well knowing the Sussexes had threats on their lives. Father of the year Charles ain't.
June 16, 2025 at 12:09 PM
One son briefs the media that he's on death watch waiting for Charles to die, and the other son found out Charles and his team pulled their security because he married and had children with a black woman, full-well knowing the Sussexes had threats on their lives. Father of the year Charles ain't.
Good to see Meghan and Harry living their best lives while the worst people on the planet debate their every move on social media and in the mainstream media with the seriousness that's not even reserved for genocide victims in Gaza and the Gestapo running around US cities rounding people up.
June 8, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Good to see Meghan and Harry living their best lives while the worst people on the planet debate their every move on social media and in the mainstream media with the seriousness that's not even reserved for genocide victims in Gaza and the Gestapo running around US cities rounding people up.
Why are they now pretending like half of right-wing America wouldn't sacrifice their literal children at the altar of Donald Trump? They had no problem signing off their and other people's children's futures to him.
June 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Why are they now pretending like half of right-wing America wouldn't sacrifice their literal children at the altar of Donald Trump? They had no problem signing off their and other people's children's futures to him.
Promise they're tearing each other apart and not just putting on a show to tear us apart? Again?
June 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Promise they're tearing each other apart and not just putting on a show to tear us apart? Again?
He can have vile pictures of Trump mired in the Epstein dirt and it will make no difference to the orange one's followers or his funders or his enablers or his government.
June 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
He can have vile pictures of Trump mired in the Epstein dirt and it will make no difference to the orange one's followers or his funders or his enablers or his government.
Prince Harry had to look for family in Africa after his mother was killed. Charles was hardly a decent father or husband or man. I hope Harry makes peace with the fact that his father is a cruel, POS human being, who doesn't have the capacity to love him for who he is.
June 5, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Prince Harry had to look for family in Africa after his mother was killed. Charles was hardly a decent father or husband or man. I hope Harry makes peace with the fact that his father is a cruel, POS human being, who doesn't have the capacity to love him for who he is.
Charles is not a nice man at all. He'd sacrifice Harry and the rest of the Sussexes lives if it would help increase his and Camilla Parker Bowles's popularity even slightly.
June 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Charles is not a nice man at all. He'd sacrifice Harry and the rest of the Sussexes lives if it would help increase his and Camilla Parker Bowles's popularity even slightly.
I remember when Piers Morgan confirmed King Charles and Kate Middleton as the royal racists, there were some who thought maybe they were the scapegoats. But now it looks like it's true. Charles's own flesh and blood and he wants to Diana them but still make himself look good in the media as well.
June 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I remember when Piers Morgan confirmed King Charles and Kate Middleton as the royal racists, there were some who thought maybe they were the scapegoats. But now it looks like it's true. Charles's own flesh and blood and he wants to Diana them but still make himself look good in the media as well.
The Daily Mail and other UK media, with Charles, Camillia, QEII, and the royal establishment all created the frenzy around Diana that contributed to her death and should shut TF up about her.
May 21, 2025 at 8:38 AM
The Daily Mail and other UK media, with Charles, Camillia, QEII, and the royal establishment all created the frenzy around Diana that contributed to her death and should shut TF up about her.
I guess after 14 years of marriage, appearing more natural and comfortable with each other than ever is the newest thing invented by Kate Middleton and the British royal family.
May 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I guess after 14 years of marriage, appearing more natural and comfortable with each other than ever is the newest thing invented by Kate Middleton and the British royal family.
William can't even pretend to be deeply in love. He's literally straining and trying to keep his body as far away from Kate MIddleton as possible. Kate obviously knows the drill. Probably practised being in love in the mirror. They look like they're in two separate worlds in these pics.
May 1, 2025 at 4:53 PM
William can't even pretend to be deeply in love. He's literally straining and trying to keep his body as far away from Kate MIddleton as possible. Kate obviously knows the drill. Probably practised being in love in the mirror. They look like they're in two separate worlds in these pics.
People are actually still giving that demented Angela woman attention in 2025?
April 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
People are actually still giving that demented Angela woman attention in 2025?
I don't get it. Even if everything that Marina woman says is true, what does it matter to anyone? The Sussexes aren't hurting anyone. No one is forced to watch their Netflix shows. Anyway, Netflix can see for themselves all the views and publicity Meghan brings right now. That's the bottomline.
March 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don't get it. Even if everything that Marina woman says is true, what does it matter to anyone? The Sussexes aren't hurting anyone. No one is forced to watch their Netflix shows. Anyway, Netflix can see for themselves all the views and publicity Meghan brings right now. That's the bottomline.
The way these AHs think they own Meghan Sussex. It's her name, whether the Daily Fail or Murdoch or whichever deranger likes it or okays it or accepts it or not.
March 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The way these AHs think they own Meghan Sussex. It's her name, whether the Daily Fail or Murdoch or whichever deranger likes it or okays it or accepts it or not.
The fact that William took credit for taking that 'photo', is almost forgotten now. They threw loads of other fake photos/videos into the public domain after that to cover up for William.
February 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The fact that William took credit for taking that 'photo', is almost forgotten now. They threw loads of other fake photos/videos into the public domain after that to cover up for William.
Of course she knows what she's doing. Remember when Kate Middleton spread the lie that Meghan made her cry, when it was the other way around? Or when she was outed as one of the royal racists towards Meghan and Harry's unborn babies? But butter wouldn't melt in that B's mouth according to her fans.
February 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Of course she knows what she's doing. Remember when Kate Middleton spread the lie that Meghan made her cry, when it was the other way around? Or when she was outed as one of the royal racists towards Meghan and Harry's unborn babies? But butter wouldn't melt in that B's mouth according to her fans.
Neither look like they've been on a holiday. Both Kate Middleton and William look they need rehab of one kind or another.
February 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Neither look like they've been on a holiday. Both Kate Middleton and William look they need rehab of one kind or another.
Wasn't Jason Knauf one of Prince William's pretty boys in the offices at Kensington Palace. I bet Kate Middleton has no say in being William's beard.
February 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wasn't Jason Knauf one of Prince William's pretty boys in the offices at Kensington Palace. I bet Kate Middleton has no say in being William's beard.
I try to spend as little time as possible on billionaires' apps like Instagram so it's nice to get a heads up on here when she posts so I can go give Meghan the views and likes.
February 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I try to spend as little time as possible on billionaires' apps like Instagram so it's nice to get a heads up on here when she posts so I can go give Meghan the views and likes.
This is more the result of him growing up in society that taught him that he was superior to the natives of the country he was born in, just by virtue of said birth. There's lot more where he came from. Privileged assholes pretending they're the victims of oppression.
February 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This is more the result of him growing up in society that taught him that he was superior to the natives of the country he was born in, just by virtue of said birth. There's lot more where he came from. Privileged assholes pretending they're the victims of oppression.
No doubt the lazies will 'work' to look busy since someone's Netflix show is coming out in a week or so. Afterwards they'll probably need another holiday to recover.
February 21, 2025 at 1:08 PM
No doubt the lazies will 'work' to look busy since someone's Netflix show is coming out in a week or so. Afterwards they'll probably need another holiday to recover.