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Scythe (Ze/Hir/They/Them)
@cyberkittenscythe.bsky.social
Majoring in Sociology + Early Childhood Education w/ focus in SPED
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If you’re reading this please have a wonderful day (uwu)
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word is that multiple kidnappings were averted due to community action & patrols

if you live anywhere in LA and can devote a couple of hours in your week to patrol and rapid response work, you can potentially save your neighbors from being abducted by Steven Miller's soldiers
November 13, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Jeffrey Epstein in 2015: "Have them ask my houseman about donald almost walking through the door leaving his nose print on the glass as young women were swimming in the pool and he was so focused he walked straight into the door."
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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love it when the paper of record puts together a panel on journalism with no journalists lmao
November 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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sure sex is great but have you ever had a growing and persistent sense of dread that turned out to be horribly, sickeningly justified
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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one of my bigger flexes is that i’ve never been accused of pepper-spraying children
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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the emails from epstein say things like "thank god donald trump isnt exposing us. he knows more than anyone" and the headlines are like "it would seem, to some, that donald trump's name is mentioned in passing"
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 1d
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump. n.pr/4p7hqKa
New Epstein emails appear to reveal more Trump ties
Democrats on the House Oversight Committee have released several emails from the estate of convicted sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein that refer to President Trump.
n.pr
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I was in Nordstrom Rack yesterday looking for winter clothes and in the handbags section I overheard:

NYU GIRL 1: Oh my God, so I was watching, this girl talked to a doctor, okay—
NYU GIRL 2: Real doctor or TikTok doctor
NYU GIRL 1: *exasperated scoff* they can be both okay
NYU GIRL 1: but TikTok
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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new meme
November 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Tokyo police have obtained an arrest warrant for the mother of a Thai girl on suspicion of violating the child welfare law by forcing the daughter to work at an erotic massage parlor.
Tokyo police obtain arrest warrant for mother of Thai girl
The MPD has held talks with a visiting senior Thai police official on how to handle the case.
ebx.sh
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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i bet being a candy bar melting inside a hot vending machine feels so fucking good
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Melania Trump teams up with infantile, colonialist weeb and disgraced engineer, Kanye, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Can we normalize trains?
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Cuomo voters be like:
I will never vote for Hasan Piker.
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
November 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Most wolfpacks in Boston are leftist and politically correct
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Skeeting is the weaponization of trauma
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Conservativism is inherently authoritarian.
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Weird how when a Talk Tuah muppet LaRoucheite quote tweets your account you end up deluged with vloggers and mercenaries in the notifications.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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YES Adam Friedland was trolling a vlogger. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Repeat after me:

I am not wetter than Marjorie Taylor Greene.
I am not wetter than Vaush.
I am not wetter than Shadman.
I am not wetter than Matt Yglesias.

But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be wetter than I am.
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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This would no joke go so hard as a powerviolence band album cover.
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Teen Vogue eliminated all their Black and trans staff today.

It's resegregation in real time.
today’s information came out piecemeal, and people should be able to share their own situations on their own time, but I could share this much ^ as it is pretty cut and dry on the facts.

Teen Vogue also no longer has any trans staffers as of today.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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everything is so...floridian nowadays. everything is so tacky polyester slop-coded facebook minions meme greasy crypto scammer now.
November 3, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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Man wealth and virtue are so cross-coded in America. I even mention to my family that musk is an obvious moron and I get back "well he must be doing something right because he's so rich!" Americans never got past Calvinism. Cultural Calvinism
November 3, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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This feels utterly consistent with the "banning social media for kids but not 4chan" approach from our government too.
So it's just "anything anyone who might potentially be under 50 or left-wing is into"
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”

fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 AM