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cwisty🌻
@cwisty-xp.bsky.social
she/her 🖤
28 leo 🦁
riddled with ADHD ✨
obsessed with cats and creepy things 💀
artsy sometimes ✌🏻
Severance and Yellowjackets have a chokehold on me right now! 😱
March 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS MOVIE! OMG!! SO GOOD!!!

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THE SUBSTANCE | Official Trailer | In UK Cinemas September 20th | MUBI
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March 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Either the tables are going to turn or I’m going to flip them
February 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Each red light I get on my way home (which is like 10 at this point) makes my blood hotter and hotter and I’m about to boil over 😤
February 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
SO MANY PEEPS STREAMING ON TWITCH RN! How do I split up my time
a black and white photo of courage the cowardly dog playing a violin .
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February 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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my brain all day: i can do a lot with fifteen minutessss
a green grasshopper is standing on a pole in a bedroom
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February 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise…

That sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.
February 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Unpopular opinion but I think Joker: Folie à Deux was a good movie
February 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I still cant believe I spent $ to take this creature home and call her mine. And here she is begging for French fries

💛💛💛
February 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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You can’t buy love, but you can adopt it.

It’s a great Caturday to visit a shelter near you and find your new best friend.
February 8, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I CANNOT spend another MINUTE talking on the phone….. why does my job make me do this
a man in a white shirt and blue jeans is standing on a carpeted floor in a room .
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February 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Smelly Melly 🖤🤍
February 3, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Everytime I get out of the shower, my cat rubs her cheeks on my damp skin
February 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
True love is your bf downloading sims 2 and optimizing the settings while you’re at work so it’s ready when you come home🥰❤️
February 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sims 2 literally raised me. I can die happy knowing I can play it again
SIMS 2 RERELEASE TODAY!!! I’m going to vomit! 😭😭
January 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SIMS 2 RERELEASE TODAY!!! I’m going to vomit! 😭😭
January 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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What do you mean it’s only January???????
January 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
How is it already Friday tomorrow? 😱
Something is coming next Friday.. 😳
January 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
How many years bad luck for spilling a full cup of coffee all over your work desk?
a cat is laying on a tiled floor with the words * dies * written on it
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January 30, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Do you ever get the feeling that Earth gravity is...a bit much? Tripping and falling should not be as big of a deal as it is.
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The person at the convenience store said she was going to arrest me for having a fake id…. WTF!
January 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
TC should just drop silksong out of nowhere and not tell a single person. That would be fun
January 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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There were better shows on Netflix when it cost $10 a month
January 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Baby it’s cold outside ❄️
January 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Consistently inconsistent ✌🏻
January 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM