Country Couture
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Denver Dipshit
Pain unending but in a fun way
Pain unending but in a fun way
Don’t mind the spit on the mirror, I’m gonna be way too hot for metal boys who are too chicken shit to talk to girls at shows
December 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Don’t mind the spit on the mirror, I’m gonna be way too hot for metal boys who are too chicken shit to talk to girls at shows
She’s got a look
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
She’s got a look
I haven’t bargained with god since he abandoned me at 10 but I catch myself in dark moments just whispering “please” like please just tell me I’ll get through this and the silence is deafening
December 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I haven’t bargained with god since he abandoned me at 10 but I catch myself in dark moments just whispering “please” like please just tell me I’ll get through this and the silence is deafening
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And with that, a new record!
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
And with that, a new record!
Being almost so exclusively attracted to men feels like a hate crime against myself
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Being almost so exclusively attracted to men feels like a hate crime against myself
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Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
I had a cap for ex lovers at my wedding, that cap does not exist for my funeral
December 1, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I had a cap for ex lovers at my wedding, that cap does not exist for my funeral
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just saw a caníbal eating with chopsticks like it’s rawmen
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
just saw a caníbal eating with chopsticks like it’s rawmen
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if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words
November 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
if i die suddenly delete my search history i dont want mom to know i have to check the spelling of everyday words
I got to carve the turkey this year which clenches me as the Finest Butch in all the Intermountain West
November 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I got to carve the turkey this year which clenches me as the Finest Butch in all the Intermountain West
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if I made youtube videos it'd be like "top 5 smoke spots at Newark airport"
November 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if I made youtube videos it'd be like "top 5 smoke spots at Newark airport"
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i’m so happy for him
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
i’m so happy for him
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Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Just a reminder during the holiday season
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Abolish ICE is the absolute minimum acceptable policy.
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Abolish ICE is the absolute minimum acceptable policy.
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[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga
December 14, 2023 at 2:52 AM
[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga
10/10 friends I randomly texted agree: racetrack clergy IS aesthetic
November 22, 2025 at 1:06 AM
10/10 friends I randomly texted agree: racetrack clergy IS aesthetic
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Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
SOUTH BEND, IN—Expressing horror at the sight of the health secretary’s bare torso emerging from the vat of grease, a local Steak ’n Shake employee reportedly screamed Friday after a nude Robert F. Ke...
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November 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steak ’N Shake Employee Screams After Nude RFK Jr. Climbs Out Of Beef Tallow Fryer
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Keep honking, I can only finish when I'm being yelled at
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Keep honking, I can only finish when I'm being yelled at