🔞 just a creature
@cutecreature.bsky.social
Creature, he/him 🏳️⚧️, twentysomething
white queer disabled man
aspiring SFF writer, audhd mess
sometimes i post about sex & kink
⚠️ no minors ⚠️
white queer disabled man
aspiring SFF writer, audhd mess
sometimes i post about sex & kink
⚠️ no minors ⚠️
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turned off the spam filter because i swear to god it's 90% Palestinian fundraisers and like 5% actual spam i would want to skip seeing. i suggest the same to anyone else annoyed by this.
@moderation.bsky.app between this and the "rude" filter yall are doing an ass job. fix your heart.
@moderation.bsky.app between this and the "rude" filter yall are doing an ass job. fix your heart.
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This is put so well.
There are absolutely parallels with cryptobros screaming at you about the impending death of fiat currency.
"Hyperinflation! Great Depression 2.0! Government collapse!!! Your stupid paper money will be worthless, soon! SOOOON!
...
Best to just give it all to me now!"
There are absolutely parallels with cryptobros screaming at you about the impending death of fiat currency.
"Hyperinflation! Great Depression 2.0! Government collapse!!! Your stupid paper money will be worthless, soon! SOOOON!
...
Best to just give it all to me now!"
If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs.
July 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
This is put so well.
There are absolutely parallels with cryptobros screaming at you about the impending death of fiat currency.
"Hyperinflation! Great Depression 2.0! Government collapse!!! Your stupid paper money will be worthless, soon! SOOOON!
...
Best to just give it all to me now!"
There are absolutely parallels with cryptobros screaming at you about the impending death of fiat currency.
"Hyperinflation! Great Depression 2.0! Government collapse!!! Your stupid paper money will be worthless, soon! SOOOON!
...
Best to just give it all to me now!"
discord refuses to load smdh :/
July 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
discord refuses to load smdh :/
packing rules, i can just casually grope myself when im sitting at home & pretend the lack of sensation is just post bottom surgery numbness instead of my dick being made of silicone. living in the future
June 15, 2025 at 3:46 PM
packing rules, i can just casually grope myself when im sitting at home & pretend the lack of sensation is just post bottom surgery numbness instead of my dick being made of silicone. living in the future
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These amorphous virtues of gentility that certain people love to invoke — nonviolence, civility, respectfulness, peacefulness, maturity — are worse than empty without accounting for differential power. A power differential is the difference between me running into a car, and a car running into me.
June 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
These amorphous virtues of gentility that certain people love to invoke — nonviolence, civility, respectfulness, peacefulness, maturity — are worse than empty without accounting for differential power. A power differential is the difference between me running into a car, and a car running into me.
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I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
June 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I need everyone on Normal People internet to know that American Girl Doll Instagram is doing doll protests today. There are tiny t-shirts and signs. AND THEN I realized it's a joint protest with the Barbie ppl, where there are EVEN TINIER SIGNS.
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To all the people whining about the protests not being "peaceful" enough and to not "give trump an excuse"
Here's senator getting manhandled for peacefully asking questions.
Here's senator getting manhandled for peacefully asking questions.
Sen. Alex Padilla was just removed from Kristi Noem's press conference in Los Angeles (video: Bill Melugin/Fox News)
June 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
To all the people whining about the protests not being "peaceful" enough and to not "give trump an excuse"
Here's senator getting manhandled for peacefully asking questions.
Here's senator getting manhandled for peacefully asking questions.
my problem is i dont want to have sex, i want to be voyeured on while i hump a pillow. i want to be chained naked to a tree while a mean dom takes pictures of me. i would probably be into being cucked if i had any interest in monogamy
June 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
my problem is i dont want to have sex, i want to be voyeured on while i hump a pillow. i want to be chained naked to a tree while a mean dom takes pictures of me. i would probably be into being cucked if i had any interest in monogamy
i wouldve done great as a barely closeted melancholic queer man in the pre industrial era who writes way too much pretentious nonsense. i couldve been Edgar Allen Poe except transsexual and without the whole "marrying a teenager" thing.
June 7, 2025 at 12:15 PM
i wouldve done great as a barely closeted melancholic queer man in the pre industrial era who writes way too much pretentious nonsense. i couldve been Edgar Allen Poe except transsexual and without the whole "marrying a teenager" thing.
if you kill me i drop:
Dull Blade - *Really more of a letter opener than a viable weapon.*
Fidget Toy - *A colorful loop of plastic that can be endlessly tangled on itself.*
(Rare) Old Lipstick - *Dark purple and probably expired, but good for writing arcane symbols on bathroom mirrors.*
Dull Blade - *Really more of a letter opener than a viable weapon.*
Fidget Toy - *A colorful loop of plastic that can be endlessly tangled on itself.*
(Rare) Old Lipstick - *Dark purple and probably expired, but good for writing arcane symbols on bathroom mirrors.*
if you kill me i drop:
Bundle of Cables - 𝘊𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦. 𝘐𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯.
Bag of Chalk - 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵. 𝘜𝘴𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘺.
Rare Trading Card - "𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥! 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦!"
Bundle of Cables - 𝘊𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦. 𝘐𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯.
Bag of Chalk - 𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘢𝘨 𝘧𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵. 𝘜𝘴𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘰𝘳 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘥𝘳𝘺.
Rare Trading Card - "𝘖𝘩 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥! 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘐 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘰𝘯𝘦!"
If you kill me I drop a +2 Belt of Giant Strength (weightlifting belt), a Cursed Headband of Hyper focus, and assorted chems.
June 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
if you kill me i drop:
Dull Blade - *Really more of a letter opener than a viable weapon.*
Fidget Toy - *A colorful loop of plastic that can be endlessly tangled on itself.*
(Rare) Old Lipstick - *Dark purple and probably expired, but good for writing arcane symbols on bathroom mirrors.*
Dull Blade - *Really more of a letter opener than a viable weapon.*
Fidget Toy - *A colorful loop of plastic that can be endlessly tangled on itself.*
(Rare) Old Lipstick - *Dark purple and probably expired, but good for writing arcane symbols on bathroom mirrors.*
save me, silicone penis stuffed in my underwear
June 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
save me, silicone penis stuffed in my underwear
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THE SISTINE CHAPEL WOULD SLAP IF YOU TOOK ALL THAT PAINT OFF IT
ok but that hoodie would kinda slap without the gir stuff on the hood
June 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
THE SISTINE CHAPEL WOULD SLAP IF YOU TOOK ALL THAT PAINT OFF IT
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please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE NOSE BY MY SEASONAL ALLERGIES out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBS9NDGS/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
June 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
please enjoy new tingler POUNDED IN THE NOSE BY MY SEASONAL ALLERGIES out now. get it here www.amazon.com/dp/B0FBS9NDGS/ or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
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Happy Pride! Do you want a chance to win my books? Every Saturday in June, I am going to pick a winner to win sign copies of The Gender Europhia Duology!
To enter are you have to do is like this post, tag three people, and share this post to your story!
(Winners are encouraged to write a review)
To enter are you have to do is like this post, tag three people, and share this post to your story!
(Winners are encouraged to write a review)
June 1, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Happy Pride! Do you want a chance to win my books? Every Saturday in June, I am going to pick a winner to win sign copies of The Gender Europhia Duology!
To enter are you have to do is like this post, tag three people, and share this post to your story!
(Winners are encouraged to write a review)
To enter are you have to do is like this post, tag three people, and share this post to your story!
(Winners are encouraged to write a review)
nazis are turning society itself into a nazi bar because you get in trouble for saying nazis should be forcefed bricks.
"zero tolerance" bullying policies that punished victims for hitting back had a hand in this tbh.
"zero tolerance" bullying policies that punished victims for hitting back had a hand in this tbh.
June 3, 2025 at 4:10 PM
nazis are turning society itself into a nazi bar because you get in trouble for saying nazis should be forcefed bricks.
"zero tolerance" bullying policies that punished victims for hitting back had a hand in this tbh.
"zero tolerance" bullying policies that punished victims for hitting back had a hand in this tbh.
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I'm sorry but atp anyone buying the T&S line " we only ban spam/unverified fundraisers" is a rube.
So Amira got deleted yesterday- I figured that would happen so I actually went through in the morning and screen recorded her entire profile- it was 6 days old and other than occasionally tagging a few people I know would have no issue being tagged- it had no “spam” behavior
Bluesky is racist.
Bluesky is racist.
June 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm sorry but atp anyone buying the T&S line " we only ban spam/unverified fundraisers" is a rube.
the problem with being into small penis humiliation is there's like a spectrum of it from "cute lighthearted teasing" to "intentionally mean" and i respect the folks who get off on the mean stuff but it is not my thing so im always afraid im gonna get jumpscared by it
June 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
the problem with being into small penis humiliation is there's like a spectrum of it from "cute lighthearted teasing" to "intentionally mean" and i respect the folks who get off on the mean stuff but it is not my thing so im always afraid im gonna get jumpscared by it
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Happy Pride from your favorite local bisexual~ 🌈🖤
June 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Happy Pride from your favorite local bisexual~ 🌈🖤
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eating sooo much blue frosting so my poups are green. to trick my doctors into thinking i eat vegebles.
May 30, 2025 at 9:26 PM
eating sooo much blue frosting so my poups are green. to trick my doctors into thinking i eat vegebles.
this was objectively the correct decision btw, now every time i feel like getting online im reminded of how bad this place was aggravating my depression, AND i dont feel compelled to open the app every time im bored anyway
honestly, uninstalling the bsky app so im forced to open it in browser was a great idea. the browser experience is considerably worse, so it forces me to be more intentional about when & why i log in, & discourages aimless doomscrolling
May 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
this was objectively the correct decision btw, now every time i feel like getting online im reminded of how bad this place was aggravating my depression, AND i dont feel compelled to open the app every time im bored anyway
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By god mr. Kumar i will keep going . You're right. You're so damn right
this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"
March 24, 2025 at 10:23 AM
By god mr. Kumar i will keep going . You're right. You're so damn right
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Did you know your insurance company can just say "nah not feeling it" even if your doctor thinks you need urgent tests?
Probably you did. Anyway. Ha. 20% off sale, if you want some rainbow shit can we interest you in some rainbow shit? 💓
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Probably you did. Anyway. Ha. 20% off sale, if you want some rainbow shit can we interest you in some rainbow shit? 💓
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May 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Did you know your insurance company can just say "nah not feeling it" even if your doctor thinks you need urgent tests?
Probably you did. Anyway. Ha. 20% off sale, if you want some rainbow shit can we interest you in some rainbow shit? 💓
thebrokencircle.etsy.com
Probably you did. Anyway. Ha. 20% off sale, if you want some rainbow shit can we interest you in some rainbow shit? 💓
thebrokencircle.etsy.com