Curt Wohleber
@curtwohleber.bsky.social
Grumpy older gentleman with a cat.
The sun has finally come out again in #ColumbiaMO, but it's cold and windy.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The sun has finally come out again in #ColumbiaMO, but it's cold and windy.
Usually there's just cranky geese here.
November 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Usually there's just cranky geese here.
The vice chancellor hands these out pretty liberally during bimonthly Zoom meetings, but it's nice to be recognized.
November 15, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The vice chancellor hands these out pretty liberally during bimonthly Zoom meetings, but it's nice to be recognized.
When a text conversation gets out of sync.
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
When a text conversation gets out of sync.
Scariest Halloween ever.
November 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Scariest Halloween ever.
My sister saw my No Kings photo on Rachel Maddow.
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 PM
My sister saw my No Kings photo on Rachel Maddow.
Handout from my dentist's office: "We enjoy doing dental implants for our patients." Sick fucks.
October 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Handout from my dentist's office: "We enjoy doing dental implants for our patients." Sick fucks.
There's a frog and a unicorn here too.
October 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
There's a frog and a unicorn here too.
October 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
October 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
As an editor, seeing the phrase “negatively impacted” makes me cross. How about hurt, harmed, damaged, impaired, impeded, constrained, injured, hindered, degraded, jacked, broke down, messed up, fucked over, screwed with …? Or, if using seven-plus syllables, be more precise.
October 17, 2025 at 1:50 PM
As an editor, seeing the phrase “negatively impacted” makes me cross. How about hurt, harmed, damaged, impaired, impeded, constrained, injured, hindered, degraded, jacked, broke down, messed up, fucked over, screwed with …? Or, if using seven-plus syllables, be more precise.
"One more thing. Spices. My wife asked for saffron. Great cook, my wife. She'll soak toasted breadcrumbs in rosewater with eggs and sugar, then fry 'em in butter. Or chicken fat. You got chickens here? I guess you can use--what are those big, stupid birds? Turkeys. Why are they called turkeys?"
October 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
"One more thing. Spices. My wife asked for saffron. Great cook, my wife. She'll soak toasted breadcrumbs in rosewater with eggs and sugar, then fry 'em in butter. Or chicken fat. You got chickens here? I guess you can use--what are those big, stupid birds? Turkeys. Why are they called turkeys?"
Which side were the bystanders helping? Because at a country club, I could see it going either way.
October 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Which side were the bystanders helping? Because at a country club, I could see it going either way.
Russell Mael, or his social media person, reacted to my FB comment. Squee?
October 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Russell Mael, or his social media person, reacted to my FB comment. Squee?
It was five years this month that I met Sian on a dating app. After flipping through countless uninspiring profiles, I suddenly sat up. “Yes. Yes!” 1/
October 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It was five years this month that I met Sian on a dating app. After flipping through countless uninspiring profiles, I suddenly sat up. “Yes. Yes!” 1/
The legendary Boathenge on the Katy Trail just west of Cooper's Landing.
October 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The legendary Boathenge on the Katy Trail just west of Cooper's Landing.
Perfect weather today at Cooper's Landing on the Missouri River.
October 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Perfect weather today at Cooper's Landing on the Missouri River.
My son, Zeri, is 20 years old today.
September 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
My son, Zeri, is 20 years old today.
Creepy stylistic mash-up of Nazi propaganda, Stalin-era socialist realism and 1980s sci-fi book jacket art.
September 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Creepy stylistic mash-up of Nazi propaganda, Stalin-era socialist realism and 1980s sci-fi book jacket art.
Art-o-Mat at the Mizzou Museum of Art and Archaeology.
September 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Art-o-Mat at the Mizzou Museum of Art and Archaeology.
Crossing the Mississippi on the train. My long rail journey is almost over.
September 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Crossing the Mississippi on the train. My long rail journey is almost over.