Cursed Betamax Cassette
@cursedcassette.bsky.social
Also known as Stiletto.
My aesthetic is faded horror VHS boxes.
My aesthetic is faded horror VHS boxes.
Sorry I've been neglecting this account.
I'm not good at juggling socials.
I'm not good at juggling socials.
August 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sorry I've been neglecting this account.
I'm not good at juggling socials.
I'm not good at juggling socials.
A collector on tumblr found it with the original self-published box art!
May 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
A collector on tumblr found it with the original self-published box art!
He heard I was looking for something sweet.
March 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He heard I was looking for something sweet.
It was your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
March 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
It was your birthday? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It's cold out there.
Make sure to bundle up like Teddy Bear the unicorn and little Dinner Mint.
Make sure to bundle up like Teddy Bear the unicorn and little Dinner Mint.
February 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It's cold out there.
Make sure to bundle up like Teddy Bear the unicorn and little Dinner Mint.
Make sure to bundle up like Teddy Bear the unicorn and little Dinner Mint.
It's their home, not our trashcan.
Please be responsible.
Please be responsible.
February 15, 2025 at 9:20 AM
It's their home, not our trashcan.
Please be responsible.
Please be responsible.
Me combing the rice out of my wig after a Rocky Horror showing.
February 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Me combing the rice out of my wig after a Rocky Horror showing.
Just in case your day was lousy, here's an extremely fluffy unicorn in a viking helmet.
January 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Just in case your day was lousy, here's an extremely fluffy unicorn in a viking helmet.
Something said "boo!" at me alone in the warehouse.
Clear as goddamn day. Sounded exactly like my coworker. Startled the shit out of me, and when I turned around to yell, FUCKING NO ONE.
So, not only do my coworkers like to startle me on purpose, now something ELSE wants to mess with me.
Clear as goddamn day. Sounded exactly like my coworker. Startled the shit out of me, and when I turned around to yell, FUCKING NO ONE.
So, not only do my coworkers like to startle me on purpose, now something ELSE wants to mess with me.
January 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Something said "boo!" at me alone in the warehouse.
Clear as goddamn day. Sounded exactly like my coworker. Startled the shit out of me, and when I turned around to yell, FUCKING NO ONE.
So, not only do my coworkers like to startle me on purpose, now something ELSE wants to mess with me.
Clear as goddamn day. Sounded exactly like my coworker. Startled the shit out of me, and when I turned around to yell, FUCKING NO ONE.
So, not only do my coworkers like to startle me on purpose, now something ELSE wants to mess with me.
You know they made Dave their sandwich bitch.
January 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You know they made Dave their sandwich bitch.
Apparently bumblebees can get so exhausted that they just fall asleep ass out.
January 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Apparently bumblebees can get so exhausted that they just fall asleep ass out.
At the end of Killer Klowns from Outer Space, they make it look like Debbie is going to end up back with Dave, but look at Mike's face here: He's looking at both of them and smiling.
I think Mike fell for Dave too, and the three started a poly relationship. I'm just saying.
I think Mike fell for Dave too, and the three started a poly relationship. I'm just saying.
January 10, 2025 at 11:08 PM
At the end of Killer Klowns from Outer Space, they make it look like Debbie is going to end up back with Dave, but look at Mike's face here: He's looking at both of them and smiling.
I think Mike fell for Dave too, and the three started a poly relationship. I'm just saying.
I think Mike fell for Dave too, and the three started a poly relationship. I'm just saying.
Things you might not know, and will probably never need to:
If you ever encounter an old coffee cup like this, that weird part is there to keep men's moustaches dry.
If you ever encounter an old coffee cup like this, that weird part is there to keep men's moustaches dry.
January 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Things you might not know, and will probably never need to:
If you ever encounter an old coffee cup like this, that weird part is there to keep men's moustaches dry.
If you ever encounter an old coffee cup like this, that weird part is there to keep men's moustaches dry.
TFW You realize Rocko owned a two-story house alone on the salary of a clerk at a comic book store.
January 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
TFW You realize Rocko owned a two-story house alone on the salary of a clerk at a comic book store.
The joke went over my head for a minute there, but I see what you did.
December 30, 2024 at 5:04 PM
The joke went over my head for a minute there, but I see what you did.
Know how you wake up Lady Gaga?
You p-p-p poke her face.
You p-p-p poke her face.
December 28, 2024 at 8:13 AM
Know how you wake up Lady Gaga?
You p-p-p poke her face.
You p-p-p poke her face.
What is one of your COMFORT HORROR films?
December 25, 2024 at 7:36 AM
What is one of your COMFORT HORROR films?
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 6:22 PM
"You'll be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
