Abbi Crutchfield
@curlycomedy.bsky.social
Hulu, Comedy Central, truTV, NBC, and CBS • I joke a lot.
The girl from Regarding Henry and the kid from Ted Lasso are practically twins. I don’t have anyone to tell about this.
April 15, 2025 at 6:07 PM
The girl from Regarding Henry and the kid from Ted Lasso are practically twins. I don’t have anyone to tell about this.
Now if TJ Maxx and Marshalls would roll back DEI I may finally be able to save for a vacation.
April 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Now if TJ Maxx and Marshalls would roll back DEI I may finally be able to save for a vacation.
Leave Jaden alone. He’s got a lot on his mind.
February 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Leave Jaden alone. He’s got a lot on his mind.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #82,534!
September 27, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #82,534!
Eye shed ein tok-keen thru nigh teesh becush eye ann wearing red lits stick.
January 11, 2024 at 1:13 AM
Eye shed ein tok-keen thru nigh teesh becush eye ann wearing red lits stick.
This is just cruel.
December 20, 2023 at 12:22 AM
This is just cruel.
All those years of watching Numbthree-ers prepared me for this.
September 18, 2023 at 3:14 AM
All those years of watching Numbthree-ers prepared me for this.
This one. Expend4bles.
September 18, 2023 at 3:13 AM
This one. Expend4bles.
This kid gets me.
September 10, 2023 at 4:37 AM
This kid gets me.
I’ll take Giuliani for the block, John. The cell block!
August 23, 2023 at 10:13 PM
I’ll take Giuliani for the block, John. The cell block!
It Happened To Me: I wore purple then put on mineral sunscreen, and now I look like Grimace.
August 23, 2023 at 5:52 PM
It Happened To Me: I wore purple then put on mineral sunscreen, and now I look like Grimace.
*Playing the $100,000 Pyramid*
Umm…things my dog leaves behind?
Umm…things my dog leaves behind?
August 7, 2023 at 10:44 PM
*Playing the $100,000 Pyramid*
Umm…things my dog leaves behind?
Umm…things my dog leaves behind?
Imagine ordering fruit salad, and they put one grape on a plate. It’s like that.
August 1, 2023 at 12:23 AM
Imagine ordering fruit salad, and they put one grape on a plate. It’s like that.
This should be illegal.
July 24, 2023 at 12:01 AM
This should be illegal.
Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner!
July 12, 2023 at 7:13 PM
Guess Who’s Not Coming to Dinner!
Isabella Rossellini gave Jim Caviezel a secret potion to make him stop aging past the man who once played his son.
July 2, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Isabella Rossellini gave Jim Caviezel a secret potion to make him stop aging past the man who once played his son.
My audition for The Bear Season 2:
June 26, 2023 at 12:47 PM
My audition for The Bear Season 2: