Ok, on an unserious note (kinda), why don’t the manufacturers of aluminum cans put the tab facing the other way up? That way the side you’re hooking your fingertip under isn’t the side with the sharp folded edges.
Wouldn’t smooth-side down make *way* more sense?

Tapping this sign again:

This is the correct analogy.

@krisstraub.com With the new video limit, I can finally send you this cursed thing that felt so much like a skit you’d do that I was waiting for a punchline that never came:

You know what? Yes, actually. That’s exactly what I’m hoping for.

“How’s life?”

The other being this one:

Oh sweet, that’s lower than I thought it would be.