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brontëpunk - a fine fellow - the inciting incident - Skyrim is a cozy game — em dash — blind/visually impaired - ND - panromantic asexual old theydy

I don’t get out much so I read a lot

good at sorting, bad at hashtags
Even my cats check in over my shoulder like “is the bad bloviating poopsack man dead yet?” in the mornings now
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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The last person to notice the building is on fire doesn't deserve a prize. Especially if he's been excusing arsonists for decades.
reeling about the prospect of having to apologize to david brooks
i am going to Lose My Fucking Mind if the seed crystal for an antifascist general strike ends up being david fucking brooks
April 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Y’allllllllllllllll GREEN LINE!!!!!!!
April 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Buy them a whole pub—I’d be a regular
Whoever did this—buy them a drink. ☠️🤣
April 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
or die (just sayin)
April 13, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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If Kristi Noem can go down to El Salvador and take concentration camp selfies, then DOJ can figure out where Abrego Garcia is.

Just start jailing people for contempt of court until they find out.
April 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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Always note who the empathy is for--and who it isn't.
What we are up against. Women who think this need serious help.
April 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
it should not need stating but alas apparently *does* so here (repeat until you understand it ‘cause it isn’t a difficult concept):

this would be wrong and abhorrent even if he *were* an activist
April 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Overheard on the train in DC today:

Person #1: I don't want to talk about that. You know I don't do politics.

Person #2: Yeah, but politics is doing you right now so we are going to talk about it.

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Y'all. If you can be anyone, be Person #2: my new hero. 🫶🏼
April 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
s2g I just shivered at the truth in this
When a nasty horse dies its soul is reborn into a printer
April 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
this was a really good prompt for a dark spring morning. Here’s what I’ve got in reply
April 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Alt text matters! knowing you’re including someone otherwise left out is worth the extra minute

breathe & have fun with it - it’s not a graded assignment <3

just tell us what you see

I’ve heard #alttextme helps if you’re unable to write your own

#blind #visually-impaired #accessibility
April 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
From age 27 I’ve struggled & drowned in day jobs because I internalized what a relative said to me about #writing when I left academia (for which I was unsuited):

“if you were really any good someone’d be paying you to do it”

it’s not true - you can be great and unrecognized <3 keep writing
April 11, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Saw a big self-narc in the work server while waiting for The Basso Profundo Criddler to finish throwing shit outside Red Apple & sang “not it not it not it” & another shopper also waiting for an angry-tweaker-free journey said “I’m always it” & I literally felt like an extrovert for a second #Eugene
April 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world, around the world
April 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
perfect
Seymour! The economy's on fire!

No, mother. It's just negotiations
April 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
lmfao I called my electric bill “my PG&E bill” and I haven’t lived in the Bay Area in 29 years - the kids at work are doing the faces like “is that an old people bill?”

Short answer: yeahhh it is
April 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Several books I thought I’d love I really truly loathed recently; I try not to skeet about art I know others hold dear.

But Kate Lebo’s The Book of Difficult Fruit is *not* on the loathe list & I want to recommend it: it’s intricate, sapid, & incandescent & full of good things. #booksky
April 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid flaccid #trump
April 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Like how Peter Jackson wouldn't show us how lovely the Orcses' baritone singing is, and how catchy their harmonies. #LOTR
💙📚🪐
April 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I wish there was a list of all the folks this cockweeble blocked so I could follow them all

I love the smell of ratio in the morning
April 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Graham, you sad little fucklet, do at least try to think before you hit post:

the only people who could afford to pay millions of protestors each a non-negligible sum are the people the protests are againsssst - this isn’t hard math buddy
Must’ve cost big bucks to pay millions of people in 1,100 cities.
April 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’m a mess & it’s been obvious to people other than me for a minute but I’m totally snarled & bereft & feel flattened by the all of it & I’m not alone in it but today I can’t even get myself outside. I’m so glad y’all are #marching & thank you with my whole heart for doing this for all of us #resist
April 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top.

#HandsOff2025
April 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM